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Pam Anderson Is Still Good At One Thing

She may be unemployed and aging, but Pam Anderson is still a pro at rocking a white bikini. We dare you to find a celeb who can do it better! Pam made the best of her bod while on the beach in Malibu, her usual haunt. Perhaps she should just make this her full time job? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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This Is Marisa Miller’s Job

Marisa Miller‘s sole job is just to look hot (as seen above for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot in St. Barts). She’s paid to frolick like she’s just had two wine coolers and can’t help but giggle as she dances like a fairy in the frothy sea. She is probably a millionaire. She definitely has a sweet life. We’re obviously jealous. The end. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Citizen Scandal: Bagels And Tacos Are Weapons Now

A source of nourishment was used as an instrument of violence twice last week in Florida. On Wednesday night,  19-year-old Zachary Moir‘s X-box was unplugged by his mother, Dina, when he refused to come down for dinner. A few minutes later, he surprised her in the kitchen with a slap on the arm and a taco to the face. Mom called the police and had the ingrate thrown in jail for domestic violence battery.

I’ve been having trouble with him for awhile won’t work, won’t go to school. He’s being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence…He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he’s in jail now.

Also in jail is Cassady C. Catolico of St. Petersburg, who attacked a man with a bagel early Sunday morning. Her bail, north of $10,000, might seem a little steep for a little breakfast battery, but the victim had already filed an injuction against her, and she was on probation for a 2006 criminal mischief charge. Bagels, tacos, elections—is there anything Floridians won’t throw?

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Gossip Break: Jen Looks Like Every Other Working Mom

  • Perma-vacationer Amy Winehouse is still in St. Lucia, and she’s boning another new guy.  [DListed]
  • Miranda Kerr looks way too good in a bikini.  [Egotastic]
  • OMG guys, this is a video of a woman breastfeeding a cat. It’s NSFW, which we hope is obvious.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Val Kilmer showed up at some gala looking worse than Mickey Rourke.  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Jennifer Garner finally appears after giving birth to her new baby girl. She looks…motherly.  [ICYDK]
  • Reactions to President Obama‘s inauguration from around the world. [Gawker]
  • Britney Spears supposedly just signed a huge book deal. Me can write, ya’llz!  [Hollyscoop]

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Washington D.C. Gossip Diary

Barack Obama has already been sworn in as our 44th President (hooray!), but the party is just getting started in Washington. Scandalist‘s own Libby Keatinge brings you the inside news from celebrity balls and parties. Click the photos to enter our Washington D.C. Gossip Diary.

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Paul Walker Takes It Slow And Peaceful In Hawaii

Paul Walker‘s going to spend a lot of quality time with Vin Diesel, promoting April’s Fast & Furious. So you can’t blame the guy for spending the last weekend in Hawaii with his girlfriend, romping in the waves and generally acting like it isn’t January. Who knows? With his body, this may qualify as promotion too.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Michelle Obama Glams It Up On Day One

Lately, Michelle Obama‘s sleek style has hijacked the conversation surrounding the new First Lady, stealing the focus from her accomplishments as a scholar, lawyer, hospital administrator, mother, wife and all around bad-ass. But it’s easy to see why – she is glamorous without being gaudy and sparkles yet doesn’t hijack the limelight with her looks. In short, she’s perfection.

Mrs. Obama didn’t waste anytime bringing her fashion sense to Capitol Hill – check out the pic snapped today of her inaugural outfit. We’re loving the look – perfect for a day that’s both serious and celebratory. What do you think?  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Alyson Hannigan: Bigger Paychecks, Bigger Belly

Alyson Hannigan’s baby isn’t due until the spring, but she’s seriously showing. The mom-to-be stepped out to get some groceries yesterday—an impressively small load, seeing as how she’s rounding the third trimester and celebrating a healthy pay raise for her hit show How I Met Your Mother. The cast now makes $90,000-120,000 episode, two or three times what they were making before the show’s blockbuster syndication sale. No wonder everyone’s pregnant!

Now the big question: will Lily and Robin get baby fever fast, or should we expect lots of billowy blouses and conversations behind counters?

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