A novel attempt at foreplay sent a Maryland woman to the emergency room last weekend. Seems her lover stuck a dildo onto the end of a saber saw, apparently planning to Home Depot that ho deeper. Unfortunately, the saw quickly cut through the plastic and, well, things got bloody. Funny—it totally worked on MacGyver.
Mandy Moore secretly married singer Ryan Adams in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday, according to their representatives. The pair—dating on-and-off for more than a year—announced their engagement last month. Both have had their share of high-profile relationships, with Moore dating Wilmer Valderaama, Zach Braff and DJ AM, among others, while Adams has been connected to Alanis Morrissette, Parker Posey, Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Leona Naess.
Ironically, while Mandy’s sixth album is due in May, Adams says he’s retiring from his band, The Cardinals, to focus on a literary career.
Finally, the Lindsay Lohan that we once came to know, fear and then miss has returned! The actress-turned-spray tan mogul drove her Mercedes all the way from L.A. to Las Vegas to surprise her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was DJing a gig at Prive Monday night. As usual, things got heated, and Samantha stormed out of the club and drove away in her Porsche, leaving Lohan chasing furiously behind her.
Lindsay freaked out like only she can, swearing at her bodyguard and wailing. “Did she f*cking leave?” Linds shouted. “Oh my god! Where is my car? I want my f*cking keys now!”
In the tape you can kinda hear one of her “people” offer to drive, to which she replies, “No, I’m driving,” and people on the scene reported that Linds bolted with a drink in her hand. Uh oh – could Lindsay have possibly done some DUI-style cruising while madly chasing after her one true love?
Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt—together at last! OK! Magazine is ecstatic with news of a celebrity baby summit. “BEST FRIENDS!” crows the headline, though the photoshopped cover undermines the implication that the pair have already met over giggles and cupcakes. Based on the preview article, the meeting remains in Katie Holmes‘ head—or the head of their anonymous source.
Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina [Jolie] about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. It’s something she has wanted to do for ages. Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.
Zahara? Who the hell is Zahara? Oh right, that’s Brangelina’s adopted kid. Funny she isn’t on the cover, no? Supposedly the as-yet-unscheduled playdate was dreamed up when the four parents met at a Golden Globes’ after party and the papas bonded over memories of Interview With A Vampire (if only we could give them ours). “Both talked at length about their children, and they agreed to get their little girls together.”
“Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says OK!‘s source, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.” Suri might be jazzed to interact with another child, but we’re guessing Shiloh is playing it cool. Bet she smirks at overenthusiastic dorks just like mommy does.
The alleged victim was reportedly having a belated birthday celebration with pals where she blew out candles and drank champagne. According to a source, she “was smiling and laughing and in good spirits upon leaving.”
Rihanna was originally supposed to celebrate her 21st birthday on the real date, February 20th, but that little incident happened, forcing her to postpone her plans.
Rihanna left the club in a red pickup truck and kept her shades on. [Source: E!Online]
Scandal update from Wasilla, Alaska! Apparently Governor Sarah Palin‘s daughter Bristol has dumped her baby daddyLevi Johnston for being beneath her and the Palin clan, and is refusing to let him near their newborn son Tripp.
Levi’s sister Mercede is capitalizing on the situation (smart girl!) and spilled all to Star magazine. “Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash!’” Bristol won’t even allow him to watch the baby for a few hours — unless he’s babysitting.”
Mercede goes on to say that the Governer has gotten in on the act, and that she’s “lost lots of respect for her.” As she should! We thought the Palins whole deal was that they embraced their trashiness – huntin’ wolves, mutterin’ “aw shucks” and “gosh darn” and shoppin’ at Wal-Mart. It sounds like Bristol might be sipping lattes and chomping on arugula as she nurses her baby. What would Joe the Plumber think?! [Photo: GettyImages]
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