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Project Runway Loser Jailed For Beating Boyfriend With Cat

Remember Kenley Collins, from season 5 of Project Runway? Of course you do – she was the whiny chick who everyone hated for wearing feathers in her hair and making the same dress 100 times through her blubbery tears.

We always suspected there was something a bit crazy about Kenley, and we’ve been proven correct! The fashion freak was busted yesterday in her Brooklyn apartment, after she allegedly beat up her ex-fiance  with whatever she could grab, including some apples, a computer, water and their poor, helpless cat. She apparently also told the dude, who was asleep when the violence began, “You’re lucky … it could’ve been a lot worse.”

The wannabe designer was dragged off to jail and busted on charges of assault and possession of a deadly weapon (her innocent cat, perhaps?). Auf Wiedersehen!  [TMZ. Photo: GettyImages]

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RiRi And Chris Are Over – For Now

Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s relationship is apparently on its last legs. The singers have split, sources say, after a failed reconcilation following Brown’s alleged attack on the night before the Grammys. An anonymous pal says, “Chris and Rihanna are on opposite coasts right now. They are taking a break.”

Friends say that RiRi – who dined with Jay-z and Beyonce last week in the Big Apple – “desperately wants the whole situation to go away.” And she may be in luck – aside from his court appearance, Chris is nowhere to be found. Perhaps he’s jet-skiing off the coast of Mexico somewhere? [NYP. Photo: WireImage]

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Citizen Scandal: Woman Arrested For Making Dog Porn

When Michelle Owen asked police to search her laptop, she hoped they would find child pornography downloaded by her ex-boyfriend, so she could use it in their custody battle. Instead, police found two video clips of the Indiana woman smearing a substance on her vagina and getting her beagle, Toby, to lick it off. Looks like someone didn’t know you have to empty the recycle bin.

Owen, already in jail on a drinking charge, claimed she barely remembers making the videos. Charged with two counts of bestiality, she could receive six months to three years for the crimes. Woof.

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Gossip Break: Blake and Leighton Lick It Good

  • You don’t get why people love Gossip Girl? Check out this Rolling Stone cover and then talk to us.  [PopSugar]
  • Original Real World hunk Eric Nies jumped naked into a frozen lake to rescue a dog. True storrrrry!  [Buzzfeed]
  • John Mayer is allegedly writing a tell-all book about his time boning Jen Aniston. This rumor is a wonderland.  [DListed]
  • Angelina Jolie looks hot while being fake arrested, of course.  [Gakwer]
  • Samantha Ronson‘s family wants her to dump volatile gal pal Lindsay Lohan. [Wonderwall]
  • The best puzzle answer in the history of Wheel of Fortune makes us gag.  [BWE]
  • ZOMG! Amy Adams cut her hair. No, not Isla Fisher – the other cute redhead!  [Seriously?OMG!]
  • Bob Dylan is having a sh*tload of potty problems. Emphasis on sh*t.  [Vulture]

[Photo: PopSugar/Rolling Stone]

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Adnan Ghalib Can’t Talk To Britney Until 2012

Looks like Adnan Ghalib is going to have to find someone else to bug. Thanks to a restraining order issued today, Britney Spears‘ paparazzi ex cannot have physical, e-mail or phone contact with the singer or family until March 17, 2012. What about carrier pidgeon?

While he’s undoubtedly bummed, his other legal woes should provide some perspective. Charged with trying to run over a process server, Ghalib runs the risk of deportation to Britain or Afghanistan if he’s found guilty. Since he hasn’t lived in Afghanistan since he was five, we bet he’s hoping for Britain. Maybe Amy Winehouse is taking suitors.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Osbournes: Reloaded May Not Even Air For An Entire Episode

Plenty of shows have been canceled after one episode—Secret Talents Of The Stars, anyone?—but the upcoming variety show Osbournes: Reloaded may be off the air even quicker than Rosie Live! Fox has announced that American Idol will run for an extra twenty minutes on March 31st, leaving only forty for Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly‘s big premiere.

With Osbournes: Reloaded not even part of Fox’ schedule yet (it’s currently planned to air “later in the season”), the show could get pulled after only two thirds of an episode, setting a new precedent for failure. Yes, the show could wind up a massive hit, reviving the family variety show format for a new generation just as The Osbournes did for reality TV. But Fox chopping off a third of the premiere sure doesn’t sound like a vote of confidence. Keep your day job, Ozzy!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Imagine Waking Up To This Every Morning

Despite not having a role in I Love You, Man, Jack Black not-so-coyly graced the premiere’s red carpet last night with his wacky facial expressions and noticeably pained wife, Tanya Haden. More toned-down and dapper on the red carpet was the cast, including Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones, and Andy Samberg. See pictures of them below, as well as Elizabeth Banks donning a doily, Audrina Patridge looking vacant but pretty, and Haden resisting the urge to slap her husband.

Check back tomorrow for our interview with star Jason Segel.

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Nicole Richie Remakes Herself As Likeable Earth Mother

Remember when Nicole Richie was a cracked out skank who was permanently glued to Paris Hilton‘s bony hip? How times have changed. Last week, the pregnant mother of one showed up at the launch of her jewelry line, House of Harlow, looking like the leader of a 60′s commune. And now she’s launched Nicole Richie.com (which was working earlier and now appears to be down), where you can buy her gold headband for $395 or read all about how Nicole refuses to use toxic plastic products for her baby daughter.

Want to learn about her charity or how to straighten your hair with a “Brazilian blow dry?” Yep, that’s all on there too. She’s even started a community for “moms with style.” We love that she’s started a club solely meant to exclude Paris Hilton, but we still miss the Nicole of yesteryear, who vibrantly flashed whoever wanted to see her panty-less piece while hyped up on various toxins of her own.  [Photos: GettyImages]