It’s been two days since Hugh Jackman was announced People‘s Sexiest Man Alive Of 2008. Now that the shock has worn off, the time has come to decide whether he’s really up to the task. We’ve already pointed out what ridiculous theater dorks he and wife Deborra-Lee Furness can be on the red carpet, but what we really should be judging is the man himself. Is Hugh really the sexiest man alive, or is this just a blatant attempt to promote his new epic, Australia? Take a look at our ginormous gallery below, rife with the peaks and valleys of his hottie-osity, and decide whether he’s worthy of the crown recently held by Matt Damon, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey.
MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with twin pinup models Rikki and Vikki, known as the Ikki twins (yes, sounds like “icky”). The Ikkis began their march to reality TV fame when they turned 18, and were hired as Hooters waitresses. The blond sisters were quickly promoted to spokesmodels for Hooters, then featured in Playboy, and finally landed a few of small-time TV gigs — one being Chriss Angel‘s show. Now MTV is banking on the bisexual identical twins to boost its ratings with a Double Shot At Love by giving viewers “twice the fun, twice the jealousy and twice the drama” of its original bisexual dating show. Sounds scary, right?
MTV’s trailer doesn’t give away much information about the twins (except they won’t be sharing lovers), but from an undated Import Tuner interview, we’ve been able to piece together a guide for any man trying to win a shot at love with either Rikki or Vikki. Ladies, you’re out of luck — neither twin mentions having an interest women. (Let the straight rumors begin!)
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Attention Metrosexuals: forget Rikki, try for Nikki:
Rikki: “I like guys that look like guys. Not a pretty boy or a metrosexual or anything like that.”
Nikki: “I like compassion and guys that are motivated and want to do something with their life. I like pretty boys and guys with nice bodies.”
Buy the twins drinks:
The Ikkis like to drink, and they like it when men buy them drinks. Their beer of choice is Miller Lite on draft. As for hard alcohol, Vikki likes Jeager shots and Rikki likes something more “fruity and girly,” like a cosmo.
Yvette Lopez is a six time Playboy model, having posed for their special editions, sexy Latin ladies, and lingerie issues, as well as having graced the pages of Maxim, FHM, and a slew of billboards and runways. But Yvette’s striking good looks don’t keep her protected from heartbreak- at least in her music. Her latest single, “Tell Me It’s A Lie,” tells the story of a brokenhearted girl whose boyfriend has left her for a man. In her club hit, this luscious Latina belts out, “That boy is not with you. Tell me it’s a lie.”
Although Yvette has actually not had the shocking experience, still she says she can relate. “I have dated gay men. You’re bound to hook up with a gay man or two,” Yvette tells Scandalist. Yvette also reveals that the “other boy” scenario,”…has happened to a friend of mine.” Check out our gallery below and continue reading after the jump!
Kanye West is a simple man, and yearns for just two things in life – an internship at a fashion house to hone his second career choice, and “some pussy.” Does a man really even need anything else to survive?
Once his latest album drops next month, Kayne plans on interning with a designer (Louis Vuitton or Raf Simons, possibly) in hopes of perfecting his passion for fashion. We admire his desire to learn, but something tells us his ego might have a hard time running out for coffee and sorting mail.
Interestingly enough, the rapper is also having a hard time getting laid. Kanye kept a German audience waiting two hours at his concert last night, and then when he finally strolled onstage he announced, “I really need some p***y tonight!” Maybe he’ll meet another intern on the job who will oblige? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Nicole Kidman‘s busy promoting her latest movie, Australia, and the new mom recently had to respond to questions of a second pregnancy. “No, I just have a little tummy,” she answered. “My god, I just had a baby four months ago – give me a break!”
Nicole then kept rambling about this alleged stomach flaw: “I think I’ve always had a little tummy, though, it runs in the family. My sister does, my mum does, my grandmother did …. We affectionately refer to it as the ‘little tummy.’”
This would be oh-so adorable if Nicole actually had a “little tummy,” but we’ve had the pleasure of seeing the Oscar-winner once at a yoga studio, and there’s nothing even resembling fat on her. Even when she was 8 months pregnant she didn’t have a tummy! Maybe Nicole needs to take a trip to her local WalMart and see what we Americans call tummies before she lumps herself in with something she can’t even begin to understand. Then if it’s still bothering her, she can shoot some botox into her stomach – that cures everything! [People. Photo: FilmMagic]
Worried about an awkward thanksgiving? Three days full of dry turkey leftovers and family bickering? Just be glad you’re not giving a TV interview while birds are slaughtered behind you, like Sarah Palin did.
The Alaskan governor must have been embarrassed enough at the actual photo-op, where she “pardoned” a Wasilla turkey and read a speech about how Ben Franklin loved turkeys or something. But when she stepped out of the coop to give an interview, no one bothered to halt the execution of the other prisoners. Watch in the above clip as a reporter asks about “programs on the chopping block”—as a farmer shoves a turkey into a throat-slitting cylinder (at 1:16). Palin goes on to explain why she’s there (at 2:05):
You need a little levity in the job, especially with so much that has gone on that has been so…political, obviously, it’s nice to go out and do something to promote a local business. To just participate in something that isn’t so heavy-handed politics that invites criticism! Certainly we’ll probably invite criticism by doing this too, but at least this was fun.
Check out Palin pardoning the lucky bird after the jump. Warning: listening to her talk for several minutes while surrounded by turkeys may make you envious of those that were already dead.
Apparently the best way to keep your bank account stacked in the U.K. is to launch a lingerie line. Not a bad gig if you have the bod to do it, and luckily that’s about all Katie Price – aka Jordan – has going on these days. Here she is modeling her latest lingerie venture, Asda Living, in Essex this week. As much as we can’t stand the spotlight-hogging model and mom of three, there’s no denying she’s what Tyra Banks might call “bloody fierce.” [Photo: Splash News Online]
In 1992, Troy Aikman led the Dallas Cowboys to win Super Bowl XXVII. The same year, Icelandic singer Björk left The Sugarcubes and began a successful solo career. Both were born on November 21st, but which one is older? Click on the photo to find out.
Shane Mercado and Sasha Fierce can take a seat, because Cubby from Brotha Fred’s AM Mayhem has just taken the cake (and maybe stuffed it in his crotch?) for best YouTube performance of Beyonce‘s dance hit, “Single Ladies.” The weekend has almost arrived, so take a minute to watch Cubby in his leotard … and ponder what’s happening in his nether-regions.