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Gossip Break: Can Hugh Make The Oscars Sexy?

  • Hugh Jackman is ready to make this year’s Oscars the sexiest ever!  [DListed]
  • Buy the Princess Unicorn doll from last night’s Office ep.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens hit up a sex toy shop. Kinky!  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Sorry ladies – Tommy Hilfiger is officially off the market.  [Hollyscoop]
  • Liz Hurley, photographed at the airport in Barbados, still looks bangin’.  [ICYDK]
  • The Top 10 Unsexiest Movies Of All Time. Amazing – and so not hot.  [BWE]
  • A British teen’s birthday party made news for the 500 crashers who invaded her celebration. Now she’s being courted by a modeling agency. Lucky!  [Jezebel]

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Audrina Patridge: Hot Hood Ornament

Normally we’re, like, 85% into Audrina Patridge. She’s got the brunette thing going for her, and the bod, of course. But there’s something about her wonky eyes and her Justin Bobby addiction that throws us off. However, last night she used her hard-earned reality TV fame to gain an invite to some Hollywood party, and she looked 100% banging. Her eyes were completely open, and everything else – outfit, hair, blank stare – was on point. Suck it, Lauren Conrad!  [Photo: WireImage]

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Pete Wentz: My Baby Pics Are Not For Sale!

Did we laugh too soon? Pete Wentz ran to his blog last night to dismiss rumors that no one wants to buy pictures of a baby named Bronx Mowgli. According to him, he didn’t even put them up for sale (perhaps, but did Papa Joe?). From his post, titled, “ring, ring, it’s the truth calling” (sounds like a Fall Out Boy song title):

About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.

We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible.

…ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.

So let’s get this straight: to protect your child from overzealous photographers, you’re going to deny us staged photos? Won’t the paps be more aggressive now that a good look at the kid will be worth something? Maybe you should let Papa Joe do the thinking, Pete.

[Photo: WireImage]

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Gossip Geek: ’90s Spin-Off Just Someone’s Spin

Words of wisdom: if something’s too good to be true—like a Gossip Girl prequel set in the ’90s—it probably is. When Star promised a spin-off covering the romance between dad-rocker Rufus and mom-groupie Lily, we were psyched.

The show will focus on the early romance between Lily and Rufus. It begins when they first meet, during a time when Rufus and his band are at the height of their career. The show will follow the high society and rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle in New York.

Too bad no one told the CW about it. E! says the Rufus-Lily flashbacks were designed for a scrapped series of webisodes. Sigh! Maybe they realized the star-crossed pair couldn’t have sexed in the ’90s before marrying others if their kids are high school seniors today (do the math!).

Whatevs. Just give him a late ’80s mullet. Lincoln Hawk sounds more Richard Marx than Eddie Vedder anyway.

XDXD. Gossip Geek.

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It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

Leave it to FHM to keep things hot during the chilly holiday season. “If you can’t tell the difference between a teddy and a corset, or just need an idea of what to get your lady for Christmas, FHM is here to guide you through the sexy world of lingerie,” reads FHM‘s Holiday Lingerie Guide, which features Sunset Tan hottie Holly Huddleston, FHM covergirl Amanda Gift, and FHM Digital Darling Carlee Ranger, who sport all kinds of hot lacy getups. Check out our gallery for some great gift ideas…or just for fun! [Source: FHM Online; Photos: Laurens Antoine/FHM Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Adorable Animal Abuse

If it doesn’t already feel like a Friday to you, these pictures should do the trick. Meet Sandra Hartness, a dog groomer who happily claims that she can turn her pet poodle Cindy into, well, anything. Sandra apparently has the brainwashing skills of Tom Cruise, because Cindy just stands around and lets her owner go to town, turning her into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, among other horrible creations. And while her designs do look like something you’d find on an airbrushed t-shirt won at the State Fair, we can’t help but admire Sandra’s handiwork. More dog torture below.

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Paris Hilton And Gumby: Two Peas In A Pod

Why is Paris Hilton running around in green tracksuits with hugely flared bottoms and green dresses? Is it an environmental statement? Or could it be that Paris is modeling herself after Gumby? You have to admit, Paris and Gumby, both around 30 years old, have a lot in common.

Both are long, lanky and flexible. Both have had their own TV shows, speak in child-like voices, and make people laugh.  And both Paris and Gumby make music — even though we’re pretty sure neither of them can actually write music. Check out photos of Paris’ Gumbyfication.

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John Mayer On Jen’s GQ Cover: “When I Touch It, Angels Die”

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were both at the premiere of Marley & Me, last night, as well as co-stars Owen Wilson and Eric Dane. Ironically, the couple decided not to pose together on the red carpet. Some possible reasons:

  • Wilson was there with his dad, and Jen felt sorry her troubled co-star didn’t have a honey on his arm.
  • Jen and John didn’t want the celebrity luster of their coupling to outshine the movie, of which she’s very proud.
  • Jen and John don’t want pictures from the premiere of frikkin’ Marley & Me to appear in “Johnifer” photo galleries.

Not that John wouldn’t talk about his lady and her nudetastic GQ cover: “If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town.” Despite the alleged Toyota owner’s enthusiasm, he declined to hold a copy for a reporter. “No, don’t make me hold it – you’re pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die.” You don’t have to masturbate every time you see the photos, John.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Cops Aren’t Buyin’ Roulette Story In Ruffalo Death

The mysterious death of Mark Ruffalo‘s brother Scott is getting shadier and shadier. Earlier this week, Shaha Mishaal Adham, who was in Scott’s apartment at the time of the murder, was released from police custody. She apparently told detectives that Scott died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound during a game of Russian roulette, but they’re not buying it.

Scott was shot in the back of the head, and TMZ revealed that paramedics supposedly did not even see the wound until he was well on his way to the hospital as it was not visible. Meanwhile Shaha was caught by their cameras out in Los Angeles whining about the 36 hours she spent in jail and calling Scott “crazy.” We have a feeling this is not the last we see from this chick – she likes the cameras too much to go away.