Virtually everyone we know rants and raves about how brilliant Downton Abbey is. However, the very thought of a show that combines stuffy British accents with old-timey clothes brings on a set of yawns so fierce that if our boss were to walk by our desk, he’d think that we had been sleeping on the job (which we have, but don’t tell anyone). Thankfully, the genius minds between the new website Previously.tv —the very same people who brought you the original Television Without Pity!— have discovered the perfect formula to make this snooze session more palatable for boorish louts like us. JUST ADD FARTS!
Best Week Ever
Hi SMASHIES! I’m sad that we are counting down the days until SMASH is off the air. I’m planning on having a Smash candlelight vigil with a glass of wine and my roommate’s cat if anyone wants to join me. But until then we will carry on and celebrate until the very end! This week on Smash there were rumors spread, drama unfolded and secrets revealed!!!! Here are this week’s top ten moments you would share with a stranger on a plane! Get your dance belts on. Let’s do it!
Whoa! VH1 worlds collided this week when The Gossip Game‘s K. Foxx and Sharon Carpenter stopped by Michael Che‘s 2 Minute Talk Show on Best Week Ever! Did Che behave himself? Did the ladies spill more dirt? Who had the Best Week Ever? If you’re dying to know–or need to see it again–fear not. For we have the entire episode online now.
Everyone’s taken a truly odd job at some point in their life to pay the rent. The difference between normal people and movie stars is that for those movie stars, those truly odd jobs were goofy commercials. What does that mean? It means that we can watch and laugh at them anytime we want.
On tonight’s Best Week Ever, Michelle Buteau is faced with a mortal dilemma: Ryan Gosling or Ryan Lochte? Who keeps her panties on and who seduces her panties off? Both are hot. Both are in incredible shape. Both are named Ryan. Who will Michelle pick in tonight’s round of “Panties On, Panties Off?” Check out the clip below to find out and don’t forget to tune into a brand new episode of Best Week Ever tonight at 10/9 C!
Hey gang, there’s a lot of things that we’d like to see Ryan Gosling eat: Greek Yogurt, ice cream, unmentionables… But one thing The Gos apparently hates eating is cereal?!?!
Seven days have passed, and one person just had the best seven days in a row ever! Ironically enough the same person who had the best seven days in a row ever also had the Best Week Ever! Who is it? Not telling! You can tune in tomorrow, May 10, at 10/9 C to Best Week Ever to find out. For now, check out these behind the scenes clips and then vote on Who Is Having The Best Week Ever!
Hello everyone! Let’s just get the bad news out of the way first. I was saddened by SMASH this week because they killed off the sweetest character on the show, Kyle. But on the flip side, Julia doesn’t wear any scarves, Ivy goes to see rival show, Hitlist, AND stupid Jimmy is still the same angry, troubled cry baby he always is. Here are this week’s top ten moments from SMASH! This one is for you KYLE!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s do it!
Maybe last week we were all having the Best Week Ever because there was a lot of sex on Game of Thrones. There were also a lot of butts. So many butts! And we’ve got so many hilarious people talking about all the butts and all the sex on last week’s episode of Best Week Ever! Did you miss it? Need to watch it again? It’s okay. We’ve got the full episode online just for you. Yes, you. No, not you. You.
Like her Iron Man 3 alter ego, Pepper Potts, Gwyneth Paltrow is practically perfect in every way. She’s an Academy Award winning actress, People‘s Most Beautiful Woman in the World and besties with Beyonce. Gwynnie is also the author of GOOP, her lifestyle blog that tells people how to live a better life through diet, exercise and being rich and famous.