It’s Thursday so that means it’s time to vote on who is having the Best Week Ever. Is it you? Is it Donald Trump? Who knows. (You’re not in the running actually, but we definitely support your week.)
Best Week Ever
Did Angelica Houston ever find the pool last week? We may never know, but this week on SMASH, boy did we get some dramatic television boners. I’m back in action to give you a re-cap on just how these boners were achieved. What is going on with Bombshell? Does Debra Messing have a scarf on? Who should come out of the closet this week? Here are the ten essentials on Smash you can talk to your cool Aunt Karen about over wine coolers. Yippie!
Have you been keeping up with Panties On/Panties Off? Do you know exactly what keeps Michelle Buteau’s underwear in place and what makes it slide down her ankles? We hope so! To keep you updated, we’ve collected all the things that keep the Panties On alongside the things that make them come off. Check out our Master List below:
Did Kate Middleton slip up and reveal that she and Prince William are expecting a baby girl? According to The Daily Mail, a loyal subject in Grimsby gifted Kate yesterday with a teddy bear and the Duchess of Cambridge thanked them by saying, “Oh, this is for our d–” before stopping herself. But did she really mean to say “daughter,” or perhaps was it something else? Read more…
Awful news, everyone. The long-awaited Mark McGrath & Friends Cruise has been cancelled. Pack up your bikinis and un-autographed copies of 14:59, no one’s going on vacation this year.
So Just How Mad is 50?
Did you use last week’s Smashcap to catch up on the madness that is America’s #1 Most Watched Show About Musicals? Even if you didn’t, I’m back to share with you the magic of this week’s continuation of Deborah Messing’s career. Here are the ten things you must know about this week. I’d argue that reading these ten things is every more crucial than watching the show, but, don’t take my word for it.
Culture mashups have become second nature to us, but what about Oscar-nominated ones? It’s always more fun to severely class down high culture by mixing it up with something decidedly…lower brow? Allow us to present these options:
Judge for yourself, but we here over at BWE aren’t quite sure the lucky stoned driver we crowned as having the Best Week Ever is aware…that she’s wearing the crown? If someone could let her know, that’d be fantastic.
Even if you’re not a blogger, it might’ve been a good idea to watch the Oscars with your trusty laptop (or even your smartphone!) by your side. Not to entertain you while the show goes on for THREE LONG BORING HOURS, but so you can quickly Google any mysterious faces you see along the red carpet. Even if you didn’t, I did, because god forbid I don’t know who is who and what’s going on during Hollywood’s Biggest Night. And thanks to Google, now I know the Wikipedia history of anyone who came within a 50 foot radius of that golden statue.