The upcoming Fast 6 aka Fast & the Furious 6 aka Ludacris is in this one is bound to be the the series’ greatest. I know this because someone told me so, and I trust their judgement. I also know this because I saw New Year’s Eve in which Luda was seriously undervalued.
To celebrate, here’s a video that a genius named Brian made in which Ludacris says “They got a tank” on repeat. It’s pretty much all you need.
And maybe the trailer, too. It’s wacky.
What happens when Jenny McCarthy crashes the set of Best Week Ever and gets in a very twisted subplot of body switching with cast member Dan St. Germain?
Whatever it is, it’s really weird.
Grab every scarf and grab the train: We’re headed to Grey Gardens this summer. The Grey Gardens, the one once famously inhabited by Edith Ewing Bouvier Beale aka “Big Edie” and her daughter Edith Bouvier Beale aka “Little Edie,” is available for rent this summer. For just $125,000 you can inhabit a cleaned-up version of the estate for both June and July. That gives you two full months to perfect your best Jessica-Lange-As-Big-Edie impressions AND see if you persuade Drew Barrymore to come over for tea. (You totally can.)
By Best Week Ever Writer Morgan Evans
Hey Bowlers (that’s Football speak for people who watch the Super Bowl)! Best Week Ever here with a killer recipe guaranteed to make everyone at your party be like “Hey, what’s in this, did you poison this?” and you can say “No man/woman! It’s a dip infused with chips so you can get chips on your chip when you dip your chip! This is the OFFICIAL Best Week Ever DIP! It’s so official we even gave it a hilarious name: “You Gotta Be Chippin’ Me!” Get it? Do you get it?
“You Gotta Be Chippin’ Me!”: The Best Dip Ever
- 1 pkg. (8-oz.) cream cheese, softened
- 2 cups sour cream (we could make this grosser by using ranch dip)
- 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
- 1 cup chopped green onion
- 1/4 cup chopped cooked bacon or bacon bits
- 2 large bags of ridged chips (one for dip, one for dipping)
- Preheat oven to 400 degres.
- Puree chips in a food processor until chopped up, set half aside.
- Combine your ingredients plus one half of the chopped chips, and spread mixture in a 1-quart baking dish.
- Cover with aluminum foil, and bake for 25 minutes.
- Take out, cool in the fridge
- Add other half of chopped ruffles onto top for a crispy layer
For a succinct rundown of what’s going on inside Michelle Buteau’s (and our) panties this week, we bring you #PANTIESON/#PANTIESOFF, so I’ve hope you’ve done your laundry.
Steven Tyler is not a judge on American Idol anymore, meaning that someone must have forgotten to pick him up from his final day at work back when he WAS a judge. And he must have somehow gotten into the costume department, because he showed up on the show this week, in some sort of confused middle-aged businesswoman drag, attempting to woo his way back to Hollywood with the rest of the Idol wannabes.
Steven, if you need a ride home, I’m sure Ryan would be happy to let you use his Razor Scooter…Or his Razr phone to call a cab.
Watch Steven Tyler have nothing better to do.
…the season premiere episodes of Dallas!
The show with more white people than NASCAR…which is also has. Do you know what else it has? PATRICK DUFFY:
This is now a post about Patrick Duffy…
It’s Friday!!!!!!!!!!!! Throw all your GIFs up in the air and let them settle around you like a comfortable nest of moving images. Not sure what we mean? Then click below and find out.
Below, the only GIFs you’ll need to sum up the week.
Thanks to today’s wackadoo press conference featuring Beyonce, we now know that she can sing live. (Although, did we really not know that before? The woman has literally been singing non-stop since she was 6 years old.) Anyway, due to lip sync rumors that turned to be tragic realities, Beyoncé admitted she lip synced only AFTER proceeding to sing the Anthem live…at the press conference. That’s Beyoncé for you! Haters to the left! Wait, but she loves haters? Make up your mind, B.
Argue amongst yourselves whether the best part of this magical junket was Bey singing directly at her haters OR the press conference’s very last question, asked by a gentleman from Denmark, as to WHAT COLOR TOOTHBRUSH BEYONCE USES. I didn’t think Beyoncé used a toothbrush–what with her robot teeth all perfect and shiny 24/7–but she claims to use a blue one (“or blue and yellow?”) and therefore all blue toothbrushes are now worth ~$10 more at your local Walgreens.
The Man From Denmark also had two other questions, but he didn’t get to ask them. Here is what I think he meant to inquire:
So! Who is having the Best Week Ever? Last week it was the boyband-obsessed Sherri Shepard, but this week is another big one–and we’re gonna need your votes to help decide.
Arguing the case for their picks, we had Best Week Ever cast members Michelle Buteau, Michael Che, Nick Turner weigh in.