Valentine’s Day is nearing, and we’re all rushing to find the proper way to celebrate the loves of our lives. Or maaayybeeee just trying a way to get laid? Don’t shoot the messenger (it’s Cupid) but we’ve got some advice. Well, actually, Michael Che does. And we promise it’ll get you very, very loved this Val Day.
Best Week Ever
We’re all forgetful, thank god for GIFs. GIFs to remind you what went on this week. GIFs to hug you when you’re feeling down. GIFs that will never leave you. See the GIFs. Now.
Even SCIENCE says that Facebook is all drama. Key findings from Pew Internet (not pronounced “P U Internet,” so don’t even try) reveal that the #4 reason that users take a much-needed “Facebook Break” is because of “too much drama/gossip/negativity/conflict.”
Lizzy Caplan is doing her best Zooey-Deschanel-in-that-Apple-commercial (“Is that rain?”) in this short video about FASHION. Didn’t she already go on New Girl to somewhat skewer Zooey’s tweet girl ‘tude? Anyways, in this “Fashion Film” Lizzy does her best to embody the airy Manic Pixie Dream Girl of the Internet Generation.
Carly Rae Jepsen made her Jeopardy debut last night, and she wasn’t a guest performer (does Jeopardy do that yet?), but she was in the highly coveted categories spot during the show’s Teen Tournament. I’m not entirely sure what these Carly Rae’d categories actually asked, but if they were all about Carly’s extensive Canadian background, we would have ACED IT.
How did your #BestDipEver turn out? Doesn’t really matter, it still had the Best Week Ever last week, and you can’t take that away from it.
This week, we’ve got some SuperBowl leftovers (although we don’t really recommend you eat the dip leftover…) whose Super Bowl splashes carried them over to this week.
So tell us, Pete Lee, Adam Conover, Nick Turner & JC Coccoli, who is having the Best Week Ever?
When it comes to keeping the power on, Beyoncé’s got nothing on us.
Get ready, because all the lights are going out on Friday.
The upcoming Fast 6 aka Fast & the Furious 6 aka Ludacris is in this one is bound to be the the series’ greatest. I know this because someone told me so, and I trust their judgement. I also know this because I saw New Year’s Eve in which Luda was seriously undervalued.
To celebrate, here’s a video that a genius named Brian made in which Ludacris says “They got a tank” on repeat. It’s pretty much all you need.