Best Week Ever

by (@lindseyweber)

Can We Please All Chip In And Rent Grey Gardens This Summer? Please?

Grab every scarf and grab the train: We’re headed to Grey Gardens this summer. The Grey Gardens, the one once famously inhabited by Edith Ewing Bouvier Beale aka “Big Edie” and her daughter Edith Bouvier Beale aka “Little Edie,” is available for rent this summer. For just $125,000 you can inhabit a cleaned-up version of the estate for both June and July. That gives you two full months to perfect your best Jessica-Lange-As-Big-Edie impressions AND see if you persuade Drew Barrymore to come over for tea. (You totally can.)

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This Dip Had The Best Week Ever! Want The Recipe?

By Best Week Ever Writer Morgan Evans

Hey Bowlers (that’s Football speak for people who watch the Super Bowl)! Best Week Ever here with a killer recipe guaranteed to make everyone at your party be like “Hey, what’s in this, did you poison this?” and you can say “No man/woman! It’s a dip infused with chips so you can get chips on your chip when you dip your chip! This is the OFFICIAL Best Week Ever DIP! It’s so official we even gave it a hilarious name: “You Gotta Be Chippin’ Me!” Get it? Do you get it?

“You Gotta Be Chippin’ Me!”: The Best Dip Ever

Ingredients:

  • 1 pkg. (8-oz.) cream cheese, softened
  • 2 cups sour cream (we could make this grosser by using ranch dip)
  • 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
  • 1 cup chopped green onion
  • 1/4 cup chopped cooked bacon or bacon bits
  • 2 large bags of ridged chips (one for dip, one for dipping) 

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degres.
  2. Puree chips in a food processor until chopped up, set half aside. 
  3. Combine your ingredients plus one half of the chopped chips, and spread mixture in a 1-quart baking dish.
  4. Cover with aluminum foil, and bake for 25 minutes.
  5. Take out, cool in the fridge
  6. Add other half of chopped ruffles onto top for a crispy layer 

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Steven Tyler In Drag Means That Someone Forgot To Pick Steven Tyler Up From Work

Steven Tyler is not a judge on American Idol anymore, meaning that someone must have forgotten to pick him up from his final day at work back when he WAS a judge. And he must have somehow gotten into the costume department, because he showed up on the show this week, in some sort of confused middle-aged businesswoman drag, attempting to woo his way back to Hollywood with the rest of the Idol wannabes.

Steven, if you need a ride home, I’m sure Ryan would be happy to let you use his Razor Scooter…Or his Razr phone to call a cab.

Watch Steven Tyler have nothing better to do.

by (@lindseyweber)

Beyonce Uses A Blue Toothbrush And 5 Other Questions That Denmark Wanted To Ask At The Super Bowl Junket

Thanks to today’s wackadoo press conference featuring Beyonce, we now know that she can sing live. (Although, did we really not know that before? The woman has literally been singing non-stop since she was 6 years old.) Anyway, due to lip sync rumors that turned to be tragic realities, Beyoncé admitted she lip synced only AFTER proceeding to sing the Anthem live…at the press conference. That’s Beyoncé for you! Haters to the left! Wait, but she loves haters? Make up your mind, B.

Argue amongst yourselves whether the best part of this magical junket was Bey singing directly at her haters OR the press conference’s very last question, asked by a gentleman from Denmark, as to WHAT COLOR TOOTHBRUSH BEYONCE USES. I didn’t think Beyoncé used a toothbrush–what with her robot teeth all perfect and shiny 24/7–but she claims to use a blue one (“or blue and yellow?”) and therefore all blue toothbrushes are now worth ~$10 more at your local Walgreens.

The Man From Denmark also had two other questions, but he didn’t get to ask them. Here is what I think he meant to inquire: 

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by (@lindseyweber)

Today’s Challenge: Guess The Plot To The Recently Greenlit Entourage Movie With Emoji

My clever friend and fellow Entourage enthusiast (Is there a messageboard for us somewhere?) Pauline texted me this afternoon with a clever idea for a game to celebrate the recent news that the HBO show is heading for the SILVER SCREEN.

The game? Guess Entourage: The Movie‘s plotline using just the emoji in your phone. Here was Pauline’s initial submission and then my additional suggestion:

VINCE GETS THE MOVIE!

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