HUGE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Slow Loris eats a rice ball. On YouTube. Just for you.
It’s painfully adorable because, physically, a Slow Loris’ eyeballs are huge. And as we’ve learned from Zooey Deschanel (and Bambi?), the bigger you eyes are, the cuter you are. This is just science.
Continue on to jumpstart your cold, cold heart.
With a sneaky Facebook photo, Doritos officially announced the long-awaited existence of the sister to the beloved Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco: THE COOL RANCH TACO BELL DORITOS TACO. Because everyone knows that Cool Ranch is the best Doritos flavor (I will fight you on this), and the conversion of the chip into a taco shell has been a wild success for both Doritos and Taco Bell.
That’s why, we’re preparing for the arrival of the Cool Ranch Doritos Taco by putting our favorite things in/on it.
Take a bite…
Perhaps our headline gives it away but guess who had the Best Week Ever…And knows it?
No, it’s not Donnie Wahlberg…
Best Week Ever Poet Laureate Nick Turner was not at this week’s Inauguration, but he did want to dedicate his own piece of poetry to the President. Good thing we have a green screen and some GIF of a waiving American Flag. Take it away, Nick! Do our country proud.
God Bless America!
HBO’s Girls may speak to many of the females out there, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of…boobs. Guys like those, and they probably would like Girls if it was cut like a 1980s monster truck rally commercial. And that’s why we did this. For you, boys & Girls!
You can thank us later…
What would another week be without Cousin Biscuit weighing in on this week’s redneck going-ons? Well, it would probably look like some sort of orchestra recital, but that’s beside the point. If you watch any reality TV, you’ll need to bone up on your Redneck Speak. That’s why we have Biscuit!
It’s Honey Boo Boo, in case you were wondering…
What will keep Michelle’s #PantiesOn and what will take Michelle’s #PantiesOff this week? Only she can say in this exclusive clip from this week’s Best Week Ever.
Watch below for your answer…
This week was full of stuff. So much stuff that we bet you missed some. So MUCH stuff, that we bet you need to catch up. Don’t stress, we have just what you need here: A GIF WALL OF CATCH UP featuring the week’s best in rapidly-moving objects from pop’s finest sources.
Below, the only GIFs you’ll need to sum up the week.
(Yes, that under eye black sports grease is imagined.)
It’s that time of the year again. Time for the cutest puppies to run around a mock, dollhouse-shrunken replica of a football stadium. It’s Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl! Go long, pups! I forget whether or not there’s a winner involved, but I know that I’m judging these ADORABLE animals by their ADORABLENESS, because that’s how you become a winner in my (play)book.
So who’s gonna win the big game?
Let’s look at the line-up.
Tonight? Snuggle up to your imaginary girlfriend and/or girlfriend-shaped body pillow, and prepare for a brand new episode of Best Week Ever. Your television has to be real, but are some other things we can help you imagine:
- Buttery popcorn
- Your favorite team winning the Superbowl
- An overall sense of well-being and comfort
Just kidding, good luck with that girlfriend!