While you were sending an eCard to Sanjaya Malakar for his big day, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Have some cake with Max Silvestri as he brings you the best TV moments of Tuesday from Million Dollar Listing, The Rachel Zoe Project, Big Brother, and the premiere of Fringe! Happy 19th Sanjaya. All who share this day with you tip their hat. Which is shaped like a ridiculous ponytail mohawk in your honor.
Best Night Ever
While you were sweating out the end of Summer, someone was having the Best Night Ever! “Glow”, don’t sweat with Brian Faas as he gives you the best TV moments from Weeds, Terminator, Gossip Girl, and High School Musical: Get In The Picture! Summer is still here til’ September 21st, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially that attention whore friend, Autumn.
While you were puttin’ on your Brit Brit jump suit, Michael Cyril Creighton was having his Best Night Ever! Jump around to the best moments from the MTV Video Music Awards! Because you better believe that Britney’s back! Or at least she’s coherently present, which is saying something. Gimme, gimme more!
While you were doing chocolate cake shots with John McCain at the RNC afterparty, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Bottoms up with Abby Holland as she gives you the best Thursday TV moments from Kitchen Nightmares, Big Brother, and the Republican National Convention! John McCain: a president that drinks chocolate cake in a glass. Nuff said.
While you were recovering from all those RNC hotel parties, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Wake up with Shea Hess as she brings you the best Wednesday TV moments from Top Design, Bones, Sons of Anarchy and America’s Next Top Model! Holy crap, who knew old white men and suburban ladies could party this hard! It’s like a more proper Desperate Housewives come to life!
While you were putting on that backpack and going back to school, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Get hot for teacher with Max Silvestri as he gives you the best Tuesday TV moments from The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Big Brother, Million Dollar Listing, and the series premiere of the new 90210! Nevermind the fact you’re too old for school and are the creepy old guy. If it’s good enough for Dangerfield, it’s good enough for you. No respect!
While you were enjoying your long holiday weekend, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Join Michael Cyril Creighton as he takes you through the best moments from Sunday night TV including Z Rock, I Love Money, Mad Men, Sunset Tan, and Bridezillas.
While you were getting your best labor pose ready for all those labor parties, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Gear up with Abby Holland as she gives you the best TV moments of Thursday night from Moment of Truth, Fabulous Life of Million Dollar Babies, Reality Bites Back, and The Gong Show! Get out those white pants and prepare to dazzle one more time until next year! Then, put those white pants up. It’s bad form. And you look like a hair rocker.
While you were still throwing around Michael Phelps’ name willy nilly, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Join Shea Hess as she brings you the best (or “Phelpsest”) moments of Wednesday night TV from Greatest American Dog, Project Runway, America’s Got Talent, and Project Runway! Because TV this Phelps is too Phelps to Phelps! Phelps.
While you were proudly wearing your “Barack The Casbah” shirt for the second night in a row, someone was having the Best Night Ever! Take a political break and enjoy some brain candy with Kristy Webb as she gives you the best TV moments from The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Big Brother, How To Look Good Naked, and Wipeout! If that shirt gets a little gamey by tomorrow, feel free to switch it up with your “Baraaaaaxxane! You do have to live in the White House! Baraaaaaxxane!” hoodie. That’s always a hit.