by (@missmuttoo)

We Get It, Kim Kardashian And Kanye West. You Guys Are Together

Kim Kardashian may not be Kanye West‘s Beyonce, but she’s still his special girl! This is still blowing our minds, guys. For real. And it’s not like they’re being shy about showing off their burgeoning boo-ness for each other. Consider the photographs above. They were taken outside New York’s Catch restaurant, and later at night after the Kardashians attended the opening of Scott Disick‘s new restaurant, RYU. Look at their faces. They knew that them holding hands was going to make our brains melt, so they did it anyway. Just for fun, like ha ha, take that suckers, see you in hell. Okay, we’re digressing into dramatics, but you catch our drift. Ever since Kim and Kanye got together, we’ve felt like there’s been this quantum shift in the pop-culture universe and we’re still trying to acclimatize. Kim’s bling in the photographs after the jump don’t really help to calm us down in any way. “KW” earrings, anyone? KW? Those are Kanye’s initials, right? Our point exactly … Behold. Read more…

by (@hallekiefer)

Jen Aniston’s Rep Cannot Believe You Bought Those Greek Wedding Rumors

Personally we are all about rumors of a Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux wedding this summer. You know who apparently doesn’t love those rumors so much? Jennifer Aniston’s representative. Despite reports to the contrary, it turns out Jen is not locked in some kind of rocketed-powered race to the altar with Angelina and Brad that had her scouting out the Ellunda Beach Hotel in Crete for her alleged nuptials. In a delightfully sarcastic statement, Aniston’s rep told Us Magazine that the Crete rumors were a “total fabrication,” seeing as how Aniston “was not in Greece.” Groused the rep, “How is it that one of the most photographed people in the world supposedly goes to Greece to check out a hotel she never heard of and is not spotted or photographed?” Ohhh, Jen’s rep just burned you, everyone who believes things they read on the internet!

We guess the strain of fielding faux wedding rumors week after week with no end in sight would start to wear on a person. The events manager of the hotel also denies that Aniston stopped by, albeit in a much less bitter way. “But she is very welcome here,” Aliki Milona told the magazine. Yeah, we’ll see how welcome she is when paparazzi start to show up for her completely fictional wedding.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Wants Us To Think She’s Dating A Woman Now

Rihanna has made it pretty clear that all the speculation about her love life is starting to piss her off. The singer has blown up at several reporters in the past few weeks who dared ask about her potential relationship with Ashton Kutcher, and now she seems to go out of her way to scare off the press. We get it, it has to suck to have the media all up in your business 24/7. So that has to be why Riri basically live tweeted her date last night with her friend Melissa Forde. She’s trying to throw us off the trail!

“I’m on my first date in almost 2 yearz,” she tweeted before getting dinner with her lady friend at Malibu’s Giorgio Baldi and hitting up the Roxbury nightclub. Judging from her face, Melissa seems absolutely thrilled about it. Maybe she just likes her as a friend? “#datenight my lover for the night,” Rihanna continued, posting a picture of the two together. “What Jah can do, man could neva.” What do you think? Has Rihanna found love, or is she just messing with us? Let us know!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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