by (@hallekiefer)

Robert Kardashian’s Widow Releases His Diaries; Diaries Depict Kris Jenner As Total Monster

There’s a lot of eye-brow raising details about the alleged Robert Kardashian diaries his widow Ellen Kardashian gave In Touch Magazine this week. For example, the fact she gave them her late husband’s personal diaries at all. Or the fact that Ellen did not immediately turn said diaries over to the police as evidence of alleged child abuse committed by Kris Jenner. “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” a diary entry dated Aug. 24, 1989 claims. “Kim was hysterical.” Good lord!

The diaries, allegedly written by the Kardashian sisters’ late lawyer father, also claim that Kris Jenner had an affair with soccer player Todd Waterman and left her children at home for days a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” Robert allegedly wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” If any of this is true, the Kardashians must have undergone years and years of family counseling in order to be friends with their mother at all. Or maybe they didn’t, which might explain at lot…

As you might recall, last January Ellen Kardashian told the media Robert had admitted to her that daughter Khloe Kardashian is not his biological child. Khloe’s paternity drama has continued until today. “The continuous spread of egregious misinformation is just plain wrong, and it would be irresponsible of me and a disservice to my family to not address it at this point,” Khloe said of the rumors last week. ‘I want to say loud and clear that these are toxic, baseless and disgusting rumors and none of them are true.” As for these new Kardashian rumors….toxic? Check. Disgusting? Check. Baseless? Well, if the diaries are handwritten, that proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that they are real, right? No one could possibly write something with a pen if it wasn’t true!

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Report: Kelly Osbourne Has Been Secretly Engaged To Matthew Mosshart Since Christmas

Kelly Osbourne has reportedly been engaged since Christmas

Kelly Osbourne is getting married! At least according to a report in Us Weekly, that is. And we owe her a long overdue congrats, because apparently she’s been engaged to boyfriend Matthew Mosshart since before Christmas! “Kelly is the happiest she’s ever been,” a source told the magazine today. “Her career is going well, and she’s in a healthy relationship with a wonderful guy.” A summer wedding is planned in Britain, with friends saying that the two are “really excited.” Well let’s hope so!

Kelly met the at Kate Moss’s wedding to Jamie Hince in July of 2011, and they started dating soon after. She credits her vegan chef beau for her recent 60-pound weight loss! “I love Matthew and we love to work out together – we motivate one another,” she said in an interview published in the Daily Mail. “I go on the treadmill every day for half an hour and do two hours of exercise if I have a special event.” There’s no official word yet from their pair’s rep about the plans to wed, and it’s worth noting that Kelly wasn’t rockin’ any kind of new engagement rock on the Golden Globe red carpet last week. But we’ll be sure to keep you posted.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Gets Dissed By Lena Dunham For Reuniting With Chris Brown, Smoking Weed

Lena Dunham disses Rihanna for dating Chris Brown

Newly-minted Golden Globe winner Lena Dunham made some unfortunate  headlines recently following some unkind remarks about her from shock-jock Howard Stern. Luckily that all ended peacefully, but now the multi-talented Girls star is throwing some shade of her own: At pop goddess Rihanna! Oh girl, didn’t you read our post about Riri’s most vicious Twitter slams? This could be bad news, you guys.

Lena appeared on Alec Baldwin’s podcast Here’s The Thing (lulz) and admitted that she “used to be really into” Rihanna. But lately she feels that her DGAF attitude has gone a little too far, and worries about the effect that she’s having as a role model on her young fans. “I don’t want to ever throw stones from my glass house, but I follow her on Instagram and I just think about how many little girls beyond what I could even comprehend are obsessed with Rihanna,” Lena explained. “Like you know, she left Barbados, she’s had this amazing career, she’s won a Grammy. She’s talented.”

She cites Rihanna rejoining Team Breezy as a major turning point for her. “Then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed. And it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I’m 95 years old.” Many of Ri’s Navy are starting to wonder if her “good girl gone bad” shtick isn’t just an act, and fear the way she’s influencing children who look up to her.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Taylor Swift Flies To England To See Harry Styles: Is It A Salvage Or Sendoff?

Taylor Swift flies to England to see Harry Styles

Fans of Haylor, this could be your lucky day! Mere weeks after the short-lived couple met their extremely timely demise, Taylor Swift had a reunion with her ex (?) Harry Styles. Taylor flew to the One Direction star’s native England yesterday, and according to an insider “she has no obvious reason or promo duties in London this week.” Ohhh damn, you know what that means! “There’s talk of a meeting with Harry being on the cards,” the source continued to the UK Star. That would certainly explain why T-Swift checked in to a hotel near his home. “Harry has just got back from a small tour in Japan with the band, and now has four days off.”

The real question is why the pair are meeting up? Are they trying to work it out and get things started fresh? That could be hard, considering  the fact that Harry apparently broke up with his superstar girlfriend because she “didn’t put out.” Ehh, that’s the kind of thing that might be hard for Taylor (or anyone) to forgive. Who knows, maybe she’s trying to get some closure on the whole affair and end things on a nice note, i.e. one that isn’t the title breakup track on her latest album.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Prince Harry Let Family Down With Nude Pic? Clearly He’s Forgotten About These 10 Royal Scandals

Prince Harry Apologizes For Nude Photos

“At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down,” Prince Harry sighed during a recent interview about his nude Las Vegas photos taken last August. To which we say…do you even know your family, Harry? Maybe things were different when Queen Elizabeth II was a girl, but if the last couple decades have taught us anything, it’s that you could barely be considered a British royal without at least one scandal in your back pocket. So don’t worry, Harry! You’re just joining other infamous royal scandals such as…

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by (@shalapitcher)

Rihanna Joins The Ranks Of Big Celebrity Tippers At The Laugh Factory

Rihanna left a great tip at a comedy club on Friday

This has got to be one of the best PR moves a celebrity can ever make: After getting an $80 bill at the Laugh Factory in L.A. on Friday, Rihanna reportedly asked her waiter what his biggest tip ever was, according to TMZ. He said, $100, so Rihanna gave him $200 and said, “Now I’m your biggest tip.” Sure, she had to guess the story would make the rounds later, so it could have been a very calculated good PR move, but this is Rihanna — she doesn’t care what we think, remember?

This act of generosity places Riri among an elite group of stars with good reps among waitstaff and bartenders. There are a bunch of sites out there with rankings of the best celebrity tippers (all based on secondhand reports from the waiters, of course). Johnny Depp, David Beckham, Charlie Sheen, Dan Ackroyd, Bill Murray, Drew Barrymore, President Obama, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Drew Carey and Hulk Hogan have all made such lists for their generous gratuities. More than dollar amounts, we’ve always enjoyed the sites, like this old-school one, that gather tales of the stars’ behavior to their servers. The celebs with the worst tipping reputations, because we know you’re even more curious about those, include Tiger Woods, Jeremy Piven, Madonna, Britney Spears, LeBron James and Mick Jagger.

What does this say about their personality? You could say the good tippers remember their humble roots, value good service, or, again, know these stories can come back to benefit or haunt them. On the other hand, maybe the bad tippers are forgetful, or they’re just used to someone else taking care of the bill-paying for them.

What do you think, waiters of the world? Give us your analysis and stories in the comments!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

And Our Favorite Feud Of 2013 Is Now Over: Taylor Swift And Michael J. Fox Are “Good”

Taylor Swift And Michael J. Fox Not Feuding

Quit sharpening your swords and making blood oaths everyone: Michael J. Fox and Taylor Swift are cool! Well, obviously they are cool. If we could pick three celebs to have lunch with, they would be two of them. (The third would be Jesus, since he could just take his lunch and make four lunches. Free personal pan pizza, ya’ll!) We mean they are cool, in as much as Taylor is not offended about those hilariously mean jokes Michael J. Fox made at her expense this week about dating his son Sam. That kind of cool.

“Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back,” TSwift tweeted this afternoon. Frankly, we think it’s a testament to Taylor’s sweetness that she was able to get over comments like “Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.” and song title suggestions like “‘Sam, You Piece of S—’” so quickly. She probably reasoned that Michael J. Fox might want to be able to use the Internet at some point in the future without all her fans nailing him to the cyber wall. Does anyone think we’ll look back at this moment and realize that this is how her relationship with Sam Fox actually started? Yeah, we think so too, Mwahahahaha!

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Lena Dunham Drinks About A Quarter Of The Haterade, Says Some 58-Year-Olds Wish Her Dead

Oh, celebrities: they’re just like us! Well, maybe not the whole “random people on the internet want them to perish in a fire” part. Joked Lena Dunham on The Daily Show, “You definitely do get the sense that some 58-year-olds wish you dead.” The Girls show creator stopped by last night to discuss her Golden Globes win, and how she cannot stop herself from reading the mean things people say about her online. “I like to say I don’t read anything. That’s my token line, ‘Oh, I don’t read anything,’ but if I’m being honest I read a quarter of things,” Dunham admits. Considering how much buzz has surrounded Girls for the past year, “a quarter of things” could easily translate into “more of the Internet than anyone can read without going completely insane.”

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by (@hallekiefer)

After The Condom Incident, Why Would Zac Efron Flip Out Over A Few Sex Shop Photos?

Zac Efron filming a movie in a sex shop in NYC

Hmmm. These reports about Zac Efron allegedly “freaking out” and chasing down a photographer who snapped his photo in New York sex shop Fantasy World make us want to slip on our Sherlock Holmes hat and get to the bottom of things. (Did you know those hats are called deerstalkers? No, really!) Let’s look at the evidence:

Why would Zac be so perturbed to have his photo taken in a sex shop if he was allegedly there to film a scene for his upcoming film Are We Officially Dating? with Imogen Poots. Obviously he knows we will see him standing amid the sex toys on the big screen eventually. More importantly, Zac has already been snapped chilling next to some adult props when a fan posed with him and then-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens in 2008. Even more tellingly, Zac handled that incident with aplomb, laughing that his mother stuffed his Christmas stocking with condoms. Zac Efron told the world about his mother giving him condoms! Does that sound like the kind of guy who would be squeamish about being seen near a few bottles of lube? We think not.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Michael J. Fox Can Already Guess The Title Of The Inevitable Taylor Swift Song About His Son

Michae J. Fox jokes about Taylor Swift dating his son

You know we love Taylor Swift, but oh, how Michael J. Fox‘s comments about her dating his son Sam made us laugh. We laughed almost as hard at his comments as we did when Tina Fey first shooed TSwift away from Sam during the Golden Globes. “No. No … Just back off,” the Back To The Future star told Vulture last night. “I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.” Oh wow, that is a Michael J. Fox burn right there. Between this and the rumor claiming Bradley Cooper turned Taylor down for a date, we feel bad for the girl…but also like laughing with the glee of giddy school children. It’s Michael J. Fox! Riffing on Taylor Swift! We just never anticipated this moment, and it’s wonderful.

Fox later goes on to imagine what would happen if Taylor stopped by for dinner. “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he mused. He would obviously remember her once she and his son parted ways though, after she pens a song about him for her album. “‘Sam, You Piece of S—.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!” You know what? This just makes us want Taylor Swift to date Michael J. Fox’s son even more. You think Taylor Swift can’t tame any parent, no matter how reluctant? Tell it to the Kennedys. Tell it to the Gyllenhaals. She got this.