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The 15 Most Gut-Wrenching Quotes From New York Times Mag‘s Lindsay Lohan Article

Lindsay Lohan New York Times Magazine Article

Wow. As much as we blog about celebrity gossip, rarely do we get a chance to peak behind the veil created by publicists, managers and, well, the stars themselves. It’s only when certain celebrities can’t control themselves do we get a hint at the chaos behind the scenes. While writer Stephen Rodrick doesn’t discuss any of Lindsay Lohan‘s recent emergenices/run-ins with the law in his in-depth article “Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Movie,” his piece about Lilo’s most recent film The Canyons with director Paul Schrader and co-star James Deen is still fascinating, baffling and, let’s be honest, utterly heart-breaking. The whole thing is worth a read, but we selected the most gasp-inducing moments from the story for you to peruse in the meantime:

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“Damn You, Swift!”: The 15 Best Quotes From Tonight’s People’s Choice Awards

Olivia Munn Gives Taylor Swift Her People's Choice Award

Awards Season 2013 kicked off tonight with the People’s Choice Awards on CBS, and while we didn’t get any nip slips or f-bombs or other kind of flubs, host Kaley Cuoco and a cavalcade of stars kept it moving with some solid banter. From Ellen DeGeneres‘ Mayan prediction to Chris Colfer‘s fanfic shout-out, our favorite gems (other than Sandra Bullock‘s tear-jerking Favorite Humanitarian Award’s speech; we’re not going to try to recapture it) included…

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Karrueche Tran Opens Up About Chris Brown In Vibe: “It Could Be A Lot Worse.” Really?

Karrueche Tran Discusses Split From Chris Brown

We always feel a little uneasy speculating about the ongoing Rihanna/Chris Brown/Karrueche Tran drama. So it’s nice when one of them gives a nice, long, introspective Vibe interview revealing their inner most feelings about the situation. Though we have to admit, a few of Karreuche Tran’s statements have us raising our collective eyebrow. “I’ve been on a rollercoaster for the past year,” model Tran admits to the magazine. Oh honey…like we don’t know that? Like we haven’t all been right behind you, screaming, on that exact same coaster?

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Mark Wahlberg Reminds Us Why Our Moms Like Him So Much By Doing The Philly Weather Report

Philadelphia News, Weather and Sports from WTXF FOX 29

We’re starting to get a little jealous that Mark Wahlberg wants to say hi to our mothers all the time. In case we’d somehow forgotten that Marky Mark is adorable and hilarious in addition to being ripped (please watch the Pain And Gain trailer for more information regarding Mark Wahlberg’s gun show), the actor and his Broken City director Allen Hughes popped up on Fox 29’s Good Day Philadelphia to deliver the weather report today, i.e. charm the khakis off all the moms in the viewing area.

“We’re expecting 40- to 45-minute delays if you’re coming east bound on the 676 here,” Wahlberg explained in what can only be described as Chris Farley‘s “Da Bears” accent while flailing his arms in front of a green screen. “You’re going to have some serious problems. Why don’t you stop and get yourself a hoagie?” Did you know Mark Wahlberg has been with his wife since 2001 and they have four beautiful children together? He was basically engineered in a lab for moms to love him. On a related note, we’re assuming director Allen Hughes unleashed Mark Wahlberg onto the Philly airways because his staggering charm is the only way anyone will be seeing Broken City. Have any of you even heard of it until right this second? It’s coming out next Friday! Tell your mother to go see it. Also? Please tell her hello.

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Was Carmelo Anthony Defending La La’s Honor Against Kevin Garnett?

Rumors fly about what caused the fight between Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony

Y’all know that sports things usually go way over our head here at VH1 Celebrity, and when it comes to gossip surrounding the love lives of VH1’s own stars, we bow down to the expertise of Liz Black at VH1 Blog. But we couldn’t stay silent about the stories swirling around the words exchanged between Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Garnett during and after the Celtics-Knicks game at MSG on Monday night. The stars had to be separated on court, and following the Knicks’ loss, Melo contradicted his nickname, yelling at Garnett outside the locker room and as the Celtics boarded their bus. What’s caught our attention this morning is the contents of Garnett’s insult, which Anthony categorized as “something you just don’t say to men, another man.”

What was this indecent comment? According to Black Sports Online, several sources confirmed that the Celtic said Carmelo’s wife La La Anthony “tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.”

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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Break Up Again, Maybe This List Of Their 6 Cutest Moments Will Reunite Them

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez break up a second time

We know one guy who hasn’t had a very happy New Year so far: Justin Bieber. The Biebs reportedly split from his long time girlfriend Selena Gomez. If you’re getting deja vu, it’s not just you. The two broke up back in November following his alleged dalliance with Victoria’s Secret Angel Barbara Palvin. They got back together soon after because (let’s face it) who could stay mad at that Bieber face? But sources are now saying that this time the bust-up is for real.

Apparently it all went down on December 30th, when the couple were vacationing in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for the New Years holiday.”They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider close to the pair told Us Weekly. In fact, she stormed out of the villa and flew back home to Los Angeles, leaving poor Biebs without a New Years kiss! We have a feeling that he found someone happy to help out. However, a friend insists that he’s understandably blue about his single status. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” they say, even citing it as the reason for his recent “acting out,” which we take to mean “smoking the reefer.”

Awww, poor guy. He’s a wreck without ya, Selena! Give him another shot. We’ve assembled a list of your five cutest moments to try and reignite the spark!

6. He Bought An Entire Flower Shop For Her

He apparently had multiple trucks deliver the entire contents of the store in order to “fill her house with flowers.” Let’s hope she doesn’t have an allergy.

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We’re So Sorry About Your Alleged Break-Up, Taylor Swift, But Excited For Your New Boyfriends!

Okay, so we don’t actually know if Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have actually broken up or not. Maybe Richard Branson‘s island exerts mysterious influences on people, Lost-style. While we hope Haylor lasts unto eternity, forever and ever amen, we would be remiss if we didn’t point out that there are plenty of other fish in the sea for TSwift. Fish with boyish laughs and beautiful hair and emotional issues just begging to be memorialized in song. Fish like…

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In Case You Were Wondering: Fred Armisen Says He Was A “Terrible Husband” To Elisabeth Moss

fred Armisen Says He Was A Terrible Husband To Elisabeth Moss

If you’re anything like us, you still occasionally stop in the middle of the produce aisle or on the elliptical to ponder out loud, “Why did Fred Armisen and Elisabeth Moss have to break up?” Apparently the SNL star is finally ready to reveal at least part of the truth behind his divorce from the Mad Men star. How they hooked up in the first place…well, that’s still anyone’s guess. “I think I was a terrible husband, I think I’m a terrible boyfriend,” Armisen revealed on Howard Stern. Howard Stern went on to conjecture that Moss must “f—king hate” Armisen to have once commented “the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.” Fred replied, “I imagine so.” Yikes. So…the answer seems to be that Fred Armisen is just the worst?

“I want it all — fast,” the Portlandia star said by way of explanation. “I want to be married . . . the amount of girls I’ve lived with right away . . . and then somewhere around a year, two years, I get freaked out.” Okay, well. We’ve probably heard enough. Oh, we haven’t? “Do you feel entitled to more women?” Stern inquired. “I don’t want to admit that out loud to myself, but that probably is it,” Armisen replied. Oh double yikes. We could read that Al Roker poop story while eating beef chili, but hearing Fred Armisen say he wants “more women” makes our insides frown.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Steven Soderbergh Has The Best Anecdote About Matthew McConaughey’s Butt We’ve Ever Heard

Magic Mike Extra Tried to Put Finger In Matthew McConaughey's Butt

We don’t have to tell you how psyched we were for Magic Mike. It certainly wasn’t a secret how the interns had to spray us down with a garden hose whenever we blogged about it too much. That being said, even we were shocked by the story director Steven Soderbergh told while introducing Matthew McConaughey at the New York Critics Circle awards. “While we were shooting Matthew’s script sequence, one very impassioned woman extra pulled his G-string off and tried to stick her finger up his butt,” Soderbergh said out loud in front of other people yesterday. “And when I remembered that, I thought, You know, where I come from, you stand up for a guy who brings that kind of game to your movie.” Did we mention Soderbergh said this while welcoming McConaughey onstage to accept his Best Supporting Actor award for Magic Mike and Bernie? Amazing.

Of course, we don’t mean to imply that it’s awesome that an extra would try to stick their finger in anyone’s butt without an explicit invitation. We just think it’s great that Steven Soderbergh would bring it up in front of the New York media elite and Daniel Day-Lewis. “I don’t think she was trying to stick her finger up my butt,” McConaughey clarified once he took the stage “She was trying to put it somewhere, though, and you got it on film. It worked out.” Trying to put it somewhere that wasn’t his butt? What. Does. That. Even. Mean? Oh no, our body temperature is skyrocketing! Someone go get the hose!

[Photo: Warner Bros.]

by (@hallekiefer)

Very VH1: Al Roker’s White House TMI, The Death Of Haylor And What What Ryan Lochte Do?

There’s so much to talk about! Join Halle Kiefer and Lindsey Weber on Very VH1 today as they discuss Al Roker and the Greatest Celebrity TMI of All Time, the alleged end of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, Ryan Lochte‘s new reality show and more! Tune in at 2PM EST. Check out the video below to watch the show and click on the comment icon in the upper right hand corner to participate in the chat. See you then!

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