Didn’t this guy write a YA novel about bullying? We didn’t realize it was a How-To. Heyo! Seriously though, 50 Cent was clearly in dire need of attention this week. Yes, even more than usual! Why else would he have insulted both Kim KardashianandSnoop Dogg in the press? “I mean … if that man feel like she’s perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye,” Fiddy told XXL Magazine about Yeezy’s lady Kim, adding, “You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Ouch! That’s an intense burn, 50 Cent! We guess the man did date Chelsea Handler. Have there been any studies to determine if perfect comedic timing can be sexually transmitted?
If that wasn’t enough material for Fiddy to take to an open mic, he also riffed on Snoop Dogg‘s new Rastafarian moniker Snoop Lion. “I don’t know how his little league team’s parents will feel about his new persona,” he quipped to The Hollywood Reporter. Hmmm, seeing as how Snoop’s persona has been “notorious rap stoner” since day one, we’re not sure if that joke really makes any sense. That being said, the mental image of Snoop coaching a Little League team is complete genius. Okay, we’ll give you that one, Fiddy…and start looking forward to your inevitable Comedy Central special now.
Call us crazy, but we think we just worked out the pattern dictating Lindsay Lohan‘s life: a great thing happens, followed by a terrible thing, followed by another great thing. For example, just this year it’s been: filming Liz & Dick, fender bender, shooting The Canyons, uh…another fender bender. Since we just reported that Lilo will allegedly star in a music video from Lady Gaga’s new album, it stands to reason we would also have to report that Lohan threw a tantrum at a famous person’s birthday party. It’s just statistics at this point!
Now, we’re using the phrase “famous person” loosely as we are referring to Clint Eastwood‘s reality star daughter Francesca Eastwood, but either way sources reported that Lindsay flipped out when she spotted Francesca partying at L.A.’s Bootsy Bellows. “She was yelling ‘I’m a star, she’s a nobody, get her out of here!’” they claimed. “One poor guy came over and tried to calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad ’80s film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help.” Seeing as how Francesca’s party was almost certainly being filmed, we could potentially get a glimpse of Lindsay’s meltdown on TV. But that would require Lindsay signing a waiver to appear on the show, which she…wouldn’t do? Let’s check the pattern again. It’s the only way to know what to expect!
Here’s a rumor that’s sure to spark some serious debate, but we just wanted to pass it along. Robert Pattinson is reportedly considering a romantic reconciliation with Kristen Stewart. Rumors are surfacing that he is over his anger and seriously considering reuniting with his Twilight co-star and (ex?) girlfriend after she was caught cheating on him with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.
“Rob was super angry for the first couple of weeks. Angry at Kristen for ruining what they had, angry at her for the public embarrassment, angry at Rupert,” a friend of Rob’s told Radar Online. ”But he’s starting to wind down and really think about what he’s going to do regarding his relationship with Kristen. He goes back and forth.” As usual in times of heartbreak, RPattz has been going to his friends for solace and support. Water for Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon has let him stay in her Ojai vacation home to plan his next move/listen to “Everybody Hurts” on repeat.
Yet despite all of their help, his friends might be confusing him further by giving him contradicting advice about what to do regarding Kristen. “There’s definitely some friends who think he should just move on from Kristen,” the source continued. “But then there are others who still think Rob and Kristen really have a special connection and want him to give her another chance. He has a lot to think about and hasn’t decided either way right now.” A complicated situation indeed, and that’s without all of the stuff we don’t know about what their relationship was like in private. What do you think he should do? Let us know in the poll below. And hang in there, Rob!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took approximately six decades to get engaged, so we assumed that we’d be grandparents by the time they finally went ahead with the actual wedding. But color us amazed when we heard that the super couple might be tying the knot this very weekend! Sadly, we were not invited. According to the UK Sun, their French chateau is being prepped for some kind of major blow out, with Brad’s parents even being flown in, as well as the man who designed Angelina’s engagement ring, jeweler to the stars Robert Procop.
The couple’s reps are claiming that the big event is actually a 50th anniversary party for Brad’s mom and dad, but sources in the town just aren’t buying it. “Brad flew in to oversee preparations but they’re all here now,” they told the magazine. “They say it’s for Jane and Bill, but some think this could be it. Even Angelina’s private jeweler is here.” It’s rumored that the ceremony at their Provencal estate will have a miniscule guest list of around 20 or so, including George Clooney. “George and Brad are best pals, there’s no way he’d miss it,” the source continued. “He’s at his house in Italy, but could fly to Marseille in an hour. There’s a real buzz around the estate.” Brad reportedly bought Angie a watch valued at upwards of $350,000 as a wedding gift recently, so maybe they really are making the final steps towards marriage. Or as it’s known in Hollywood circles, the first steps towards divorce.
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When Oprah Winfrey comes to interview you (and hey, it may happen) you’ll want to be on your best behavior. So that’s probably why the Big O found Rihanna a bit more demure than expected in her in-depth profile, which airs as part of Oprah’s Next Chapter on Sunday the 19th. Riri probably put her stripper humping to a minimum over during the days she was followed by Oprah around her native Barbados, and that’s probably for the best.
“I thought she would have been kind of a bad-ass kind of a rocker hard-edge woman. Nothing could have been farther from the truth,” said the talk-show legend. “She was thoughtful, she was very emotional, she was vulnerable.” Yet Oprah still fell the need to call the singer out on one tiny thing. ”You seem to have a liking for the F-word,” she says with a smile. Busted, the singer just laughs.
But it wasn’t all cuss words and bikinis. Rihanna really opened up to O , showing her around the old neighborhood and talking about the pressures of celebrity and her own personal demons. She admitted to being ”super-duper afraid of the pedestal that comes from fame,” and that she feels incredibly lonely. We’re excited to see a more revealing look at the seemingly tough-as-nails pop star, even if she wasn’t “badass” enough for Oprah!
It’s bad enough when your mom and dad find out your evening plans if you’re a teenager. But when you’re a national hero, it can be signifigantly more embarrassing, as Aly Raisman found out the hard way. Last night the double-medal winner accidentally direct messaged all of her 375,000 twitter followers her plans to go out clubbing with the Mens U.S. Gymnastics team. Oops.
“Okay I have no idea were going with the guy gymnasts to some club I’ll find out for you were so nervous. Omg,” she sent to her fans, before quickly deleting the tweet. She immediately backpedaled by then tweeting “So excited to go to sleep early tonight Long but fun day!!!” But we have a funny feeling that the real fun was just about the start. The drinking age in Britain is 18 so there’s no serious issue, but we’re guessing it’s just for the sake of image control. She doesn’t have to worry, those endorsement deals aren’t going anywhere!
It’s uncertain whether she was meant to be joined by Gabby Douglas and the other members of the ‘Fab Five’ U.S. Woman’s Olympic team, but considering Aly is the only one over 18, it seems like she might have been flying solo. But considering all the gold won by the ladies, we’d say there’s definitely call for some celebrating! Next time you’re trying to hook with a friend, Aly…just try texting.
We totally get why Liberty Ross, the fourth party in the whole horrible Rupert Sanders-Kristen Stewart affair, is sending mixed messages about her relationship status with her director husband. The actress/model been walking around L.A. without her wedding ring, indicating she is none to happy with Rupert’s dalliances. But on Tuesday, they both were photographed outside an office building where they purportedly were getting couples therapy. And then yesterday, Liberty was snapped outside a different office building that is the workplace of several divorce lawyers. TMZ has sources that say she wasn’t there to plan a permanent split, however. Rather, she wants to reconcile with the father of her two young children.
So, somehow, a lawyer is going to help assure her that Sanders won’t cheat again? We’re very unsure of how that legal process works. Then again, it could be all about striking fear and remorse into his unfaithful heart. This woman, a successful model and fashion icon across the pond, moved to L.A. to support her husband’s fledgling career. At the very least, she deserves to get in writing that he’s not going anywhere near the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel.
We can’t imagine what it’d be like to watch your kid struggle with a public break-up (or, you know, publicly cheat with a married man), which is why we sympathize with Jules Stewart when she comes to her daughter’s defense. “It’s not my affair,” the script supervisor told to OK! Magazine about the fallout of Kristen Stewart‘s romance with Rupert Sanders, declaring, “My daughter is being hounded.” We guess we were naive to think the vitriol toward Kristen was limited to the comment section of every website on the Internet. Now that we think about it, paparazzi are probably following her around 24/7. After that first round of scandalous photos, everyone must be looking for potential canoodling.
Of course, it’s not just extremely enraged 13-year-olds on Tumblr or photogs that are interested in KStew. Rumor has it Rob Pattinson has also allegedly been calling her up. Since those calls allegedly take place in the dead of night and involve him being more than a little drizzy, we guess you’d call that “drunk dialing.” “Rob had been avoiding her calls, but now they’re talking … well, they’re barely talking,” a source told In Touch. “There’s a lot of dead silence on the phone because there’s not a lot to talk about.” Well, that’s some gossip we find both sad and totally believable. Haven’t we all made a weepy phone call at 4:00am that we regretted the next morning? You need to hide his phone when he’s had a few, Reese! Just know that we deeply sympathize with you, Rob. We sympathize with pretty much everyone in this situation, actually. Well…not so much Rupert Sanders. The man has children, for pete’s sake!
In case forcing the crew of The Canyon to take off their clothes before her nude scene hadn’t convinced you, this rumor confirms what we’ve long suspected: Lindsay Lohan must be so much fun to hang out with, other celebs quickly forget about all her arrests. And her car accidents. And I Know Who Killed Me. According to the New York Post, Lilo has allegedly been cast in an upcoming music video from Lady Gaga‘s new album ARTPOP. Seeing as how the news emerged only days after Lohan spent the night hanging out with Gaga at the Chateau Marmont, maybe Lindsy should book a whole bunch of celebrity sleepovers! Not in a filthy way, you pervs. We mean in a Boogle-playing, Chex mix-eating, Poltergeist-watching kind of way. Oh wait, that’s starting to sound sexy too. Hmmm….
So maybe Lindsay did get Gaga her part as La Chameleon in Robert Rodiguez‘s Machete Killslike we postulated. Tit for tat, ya’ll! Anyway you slice it, Lindsay’s innate awesomeness must have played a big part in landing her the role, considering the fact Lady G could have any actress she wanted star in her videos. Gaga could have someone build a time machine, travel back to the ’50s and bring back Marilyn Monroe if she really wanted to! Marilyn probably wouldn’t be as much fun at a sleepover, though; she’d be too busy screaming at having been kidnapped through time.
Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice might not be going home with a medal, but she may have snagged herself an NBA star at the London Olympics! The three-time gold medalist was seen catching the Woman’s Cycling yesterday with L.A. Laker and Team USA basketball player Kobe Bryant. Witnesses say that the two were laughing and cozying up to one another in the stands, and tabloids are screaming that these two are now an item. We’re know there’s a breast stroke joke in there, but we’ve decided that we’re better than that.
The athletes were introduced several weeks ago, and Stephanie tweeted a picture of the meeting with the caption “First piccy with a “star” going to be hard to beat… Kobe.” They even went so far as to present each other with gifts. Stephanie gave him two of her swim caps, and Kobe apparently gave her a pair of sneakers that he hilariously signed “To Stephanie. Be epic.” 5th and 4th place respectively in the Woman’s 200M Semifinals and Finals might not qualify as “epic,” but it’s still good enough for Kobe because they’re still hanging out.
Who knows the reality of their relationship, as his ex-wife Vanessa is also in town with their children. Considering the two still occasionally kiss, this might not be the best time for some Olympian-on-Olympian action. But then again, what do we know? Stephanie, for her part, was linked to a guy called Michael Phelps(heard of him?) when they were both competing at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. We guess she has a thing for champs? Or maybe it’s just realllllllly tall dudes.