by (@hallekiefer)

We’re Sure Jessica Biel Was Thrilled About That Hilarious Homeless People Video At Her Wedding

Justin Timberlake's Friend Plays Joke Homeless People Video At His Wedding To Jessica Biel

We can only assume you’re still sort of peeved, Jessica Biel. You didn’t arrive at your A-list reception looking like a more athletic version of Barbie in your cotton candy princess dream gown just to watch a video of your husband’s friends kiiiiind of making fun of homeless people. Gawker has a clip of the video in question, a homemade congrats made by Justin Timberlake‘s friend Justin Huchel titled “Greetings from Your Hollywood Friends Who Just Couldn’t Make It.” In it, Huchel films indigent people in Los Angeles as they wish Justin and Jessica good luck with their nuptials. Needless to say, Gawker has already received a letter from Huchel asking them to yank it. Until they do, do yourself a favorite and take a look. Whaaa? Wedding? Why? What?

“Mr. Huchel made [the] video to be used and exhibited privately at Justin Timberlake’s wedding as a private joke without Mr. Timberlake’s knowledge,” Huchel’s lawyer told the site. We guess you could argue that JTimb’s pals were just trying (and failing) to do something clever or original, but come on. You’re going to go around specifically interviewing impoverished and transgender street people, in order to show it at a $6.5 million Italian wedding for the lulz? Read the room, guys! Read Jessica’s flawless clenched jaw and beautiful steely glare while you’re at it. Louis C.K., you ain’t.

Related: How Rude: People Magazine’s Justin Timberlake Wedding Cover Totally Disses Britney Spears

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel’s Wedding Photos Are Putting Our Minds At Ease

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Chris Brown’s Ex Karrueche Tran Still Wants Him Back, Here’s 15 Reasons Why He Should Maybe Take Her Up On That

Man, there’s something about that Chris Brown. No matter what he does, the pull he has on his lady loves (past and present) seems pretty undeniable, if not downright freaky. First came his controversial and surprising reunion with former girlfriend Rihanna, and now his latest ex Karrueche Tran is reportedly still pining after him. What gives?!

After dating for nearly a year, it’s fair to say that Karrueche was treated pretty shabbily during the final days of their relationship. While still together with the model, Chris was seen partying it up out on the town with Rihanna and allegedly hooking up with her in a club bathroom. He unceremoniously dumped Karrueche soon after, seemingly so he could hang with Riri guilt free. Most people would be understandably pissed about this, but sources close to Karrueche are telling TMZ that she wants him back. Say wha?!

According to friends, Karrueche not only loves Brown, but also misses the second-hand fame she enjoyed while dating him and doesn’t want to “go back to being basic.” Because of this, she’s apparently willing to forgive Brown’s fling with Riri, as long as she can remain in his life. Her plan might be working, as the two were seen hanging out on Monday. Obviously we’d never pick sides on a Rihanna/Karrueche Tran hotness face-off, because that’s a battle we’d lose no matter what. But although she’s not as world famous as the record busting Riri, it’s hard to do better than the lovely Karrueche. She’s gorgeous! And Rihanna is, well, Rihanna! And these two goddesses are fighting over…Breezy? We quit trying to figure it out.

Head down to the gallery below for 15 of Karrueche Tran’s hottest pics! Maybe they’ll tempt Chris back…

[Photo: Getty Images/Twitter]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Bobby Brown Arrested For Another DUI, On The Day The Houston’s Premieres. Coincidence?

Bobby Brown arrested for his second DUI

Not again! Bobby Brownwas arrested in Los Angeles early this morning, racking up his second DUI of 2012. We had imagined it was pretty hard to get two DUIs in under a year, what with license suspension and other disciplinary actions. But that just goes to show you that L.A. is a hell of a place! Police told TMZ that Brown was pulled over around 1 AM for cruising “erratically.” Although to be fair to Bobby, we’ve driven in L.A. and “erratically” is pretty much the only way to do it. The cops caught a massive whiff of booze on Brown’s breath, and immediately administered a field sobriety test. After he failed, Bobby was brought downtown and booked for driving under the influence.

It’s interesting to note that today marks the debut of his former in-law’s reality show, The Houstons: On Our Own. The program features Bobbi Kristina Brown -Bobby’s daughter with late-ex Whitney Houston- and her romantic relationship with “adoptive brother” Nick Gordon. Hmmmm. We’re not saying that Bobby hit the sauce because a series that centers on his daughter getting engaged to her brother was about to hit the airwaves in a very public way. We’re just saying that we’d totally understand if that was the reason. It’s the Linda Hogan defense.

[Photo: Getty Images]

 

by (@missmuttoo)

Mark Sanchez And Eva Longoria Are Ovah Already

Mark Sanchez And Eva Longoria Break Up

So, really, all that excitement about Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria dating, and they’re already done? It feels like we just posted the news about their relationship. Well, we talked about it a little over a month ago, but we thought they were in the honeymoon period and had some mileage left in them. Eva even told her pal Mario Lopez on Extra, “No, Mark and I are, you know, fine. We’re happy just dating.” But a source tells People that the handsome New York Jets quarterback and his lovely lady have decided to call it quits, revealing, “Eva and Mark split amicably and remain friends. There is no drama.” To make it clear that this is no rumor, Sanchez’s spokesperson confirmed the split to US Weekly, saying, “Mark adores and respects Eva. It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends.” And it looks like the same source who spoke to People also gabbed to US Weekly, adding, “There was no drama. They just have completely different schedules and lifestyles. He likes to go out and have fun. She’s more focused on her career and her philanthropic work.” Who here thinks the “source” is from Longoria’s camp? We do! Oh well, there’s nothing wrong with a spot of summer lovin’. Next?

[Photo: Getty Images]

Related: New Couple Alert: Eva Longoria And Mark Sanchez Are Dating

by (@hallekiefer)

Let’s Break Down Which Is Crazier: The Bieber Penis Enlargement Lawsuit Or The Rihanna Herpes Suit?

Justin Bieber And Rihanna Slapped With Lawsuits

Is it us, or are people getting more creative with the insane lawsuits they file against celebrities? We’re sure famous people have to fight unsubstantiated suits all the time, but lately these lawsuits have been elevated to an art form. Remember that amazing Kim Kardashian/Conrad Murray/Bernie Madoff mash-up lawsuit from this summer? Just today we got word that a lawsuit was filed against Justin Bieber for allegedly, um, stealing someone’s credit card to purchase a penis enlargement. Even with the knowledge that there is no way Justin needs to steal money for a penis enlargement (or anything else, for that matter), the suit is only as bizarre as the lawsuit Rihanna had filed against her today, which claims she allegedly, um, gave Chris Brown herpes. A fake Chris Brown. Even odder still, these two bizarre lawsuits have a lot in common. So much in common, in fact, that it’s genuinely hard to say which one is more insane. Let’s try to parse it out, shall we?

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Hope You Enjoyed Your Birthday, Ryan Reynolds! 12-Year-Old Ryan Gosling Just Stole Your Thunder

Mouse boy! Between that denim shirt and those gawky front teeth, 12-year-old Ryan Gosling, “Canada’s only official Mousketeer,” just shoved the fact it’s Ryan Reynolds‘ birthday clean out of our brains. Hope you had a great day up until right now, Rey! “I hit the roof. It was so funny,” Gosling told CTV’s Canada AM about his being cast in Disney’s The Mickey Mouse Club in that adorably thick Canadian accent. Aside from the squee-worthy snippets of him playing the drums and dancing a spastic elbow-centric dance, Ryan definitely handles himself like a champ: cracking jokes about Florida, explaining what a tutor is and hoping Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson will stop by the show for a cameo. “That’s basically what the show’s aboot,” Baby Gosling smiles. Aboooot! Ryan Reynolds, who? Thank god Blake Lively didn’t see this clip a few weeks ago. She would have hopped on a plane…or a time machine.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rihanna Goes Public With Chris Brown At Qubeey Party, Considers Getting A Boob Job For Him

Rihanna and Chris Brown get close at a club in LA

Here comes a big score for Team Breezy. Rihanna and Chris Brown took their romance public on Saturday night as they attended the Beverly Hills launch party of Brown’s new fan website Qubeey. The two were caught getting cozy in a booth at the Playhouse nightclub, and this time it’s on camera!

According to witnesses, Chris was quite the Prince Charming during his private time with Riri. “He made her feel like a princess just by the little things he was doing,” one guest told Hollywood Life. ” He opened doors, pulled out her chair, you know, being charming Chris. He was being a gentleman and it was cute. They had a few kisses and some drinks…” Although they seemed very affectionate towards each other, Rihanna didn’t want their controversial reunion to steal headlines and tried to downplay her presence. “She loves him and anything she can do to support him she will. She wants to be by his side and show up for him and last night she did.”

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by (@missmuttoo)

Rumors We Love: Ashley Benson And James Franco Are Dating!

Ashley Benson And James Franco Reportedly Dating

You GUYS. We don’t know why this made our day but it really, really did. Page Six has reported that sources are whispering about Ashley Benson dating James Franco! Please tell us this blew your mind too? Of course it did. She’s a Pretty Little Liar and he’s … well … he’s James Franco of the Franco-freaky weird celluloid moments and facial scruff. And she’s Ashley Benson of vanilla perky perfectitude. Yes, she inspired us to make up a new word. Apparently the two have been spotted together on numerous occasions look very much like a couple. Of the sightings enumerated, we have Ashley and James sitting in a tree busted hanging out together in Washington Square Park earlier this month. Last week saw them walking hand-in-hand at the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride — and you know ain’t nothing more romantic that that, right?  One  source reveals, “They have been seeing each other for a little over a month, but things are going well.” While this sounds like the Franco-Benson union has been happening quite swimmingly, sadly their spokespeople have not been answering their calls, so we have t put it in the rumor department. But seriously — it’s a rumor we love!

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Michael Lohan Pulls An “Intervention” On Lindsay Lohan, She Wants An “Order Of Protection”

Michael Lohan Attemps Intervention On Lindsay Lohan, Mess Ensues

Is it just us, or are you also just plain exhausted with the Lohan family drama? It’s something new every week and we’re getting sick of it. They just got out of that whole Dina-did-she-or-didn’t-she-do-cocaine Lohan mess, with Lindsay pretty much disowning dad Michael. He obviously didn’t like that because he started the weekend off by staging an “intervention” on Lindsay. By that we mean he pretty much showed up at her house and refused to leave until she committed to going to a treatment center to get help. TMZ reports that Michael told them she’s surrounded by  “a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts.” Of course the cops showed up because someone called them due to Michael’s trespassing. And this may be a case of the pot calling the kettle black, but Dina’s also tired of Michael, telling TMZ, “This sole act by my ex was not an intervention nor was this extreme antic sanctioned by any member of Lindsay’s family or her professional team of handlers. It’s all about her father obsessed with making a name for himself in the news once again. It’s sad and I hope he stops masquerading as her father in public and starts acting like one in private.”

Michael himself is claiming that Lindsay’s whole management team — Evan Hainey (LiLo’s manager) Dave Feldman (entertainment lawyer) and Shawn Holley (defence lawyer) — are on board with this stunt of his. He’s also been saying that there have been emails circulating between all of them about Lindsay’s destructive behavior, which apparently includes, “drinking between a bottle and a bottle and a half of vodka per day. I have seen the empty bottles and even cocaine in her room at Chateau.” TMZ says they’ve seen some of the text messages between the group which date October 19th, which agree to Michael trying to … intervene.

He didn’t manage getting through to her, as the police showed up and now Lindsay wants an “order of protection” against him. But that’s not all, guys. Michael is a ball that keeps on rollin’ because the latest update is that he plans to go to court to try and get conservatorship for Lindz, a la Britney Spears and the first order of business will be getting her into rehab. Look … we don’t doubt that Lindsay is in trouble. It’s as plain as day that she’s been on a spiral for years. We just wished Michael would be a better role model and more sincere about actually help her, instead of helping himself. Because he isn’t exactly winning Father of the Year anytime soon. We always get the feeling he’s out to be famous, instead of being there for his famous daughter. And that’s just a shame.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Finally Get Married. America, Meet The Biel-Timberlakes.

Okay, we don’t actually know if they are hyphenating their names or not. But how cute would that be, right? Let us live vicariously through their beautiful life choices! After months, nay, years of anticipation, People reports that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have finally wed in a secret ceremony in southern Italy. (One might argue it’s not that secret if we are typing this right now, but that would be super guache.) “It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends,” Biel and Timberlake said in a statement. People plans to publish photos of the couple’s nuptials in their issue next Wednesday, and we are already itching to see Jessica’s wedding dress. You just know that thing is going to be sleek. No fifty foot train for this lady!

The couple has been dating for the better part of five years, but we knew the end was nigh when Justin was spotted at his bachelor party in Last Vegas at the end of September. So…how long do we have to wait before forecasting what great butts their children will have? Oh, never because that’s disgusting? Cool, cool. Congrats, you two!

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