by (@missmuttoo)

Vamps Clean Up At Teen Choice Awards


The tweeny-teeny utopian 2010 Teen Choice Awards taped yesterday and were hosted by  “Prom Kings” (the dudes from Glee) and “Prom Queen” (aka, Katy Perry, who doubled as a geeky backstage nerd wearing braces and bobby socks). As expected, vamps took over the show.

Robert Pattinson (photos) scooped up four surfboard awards (sans his pale, winsome lovah Kristen Stewart, who was MIA). The toothsome star won Choice Liplock and Choice Chemistry with KStew for New Moon and also got Choice Movie Star, Male for Eclipse. In non-vampirical news, he also won Choice Actor, Drama for Remember Me. But that’s just him moonlighting as a human, so it doesn’t really count.

The vamp tally stayed ridiculously high with KStew also picking up Choice Actress, Fantasy and Choice Movie Star, Female. What’s that we hear being chanted in the background? Team Jacob? Never fear, everybody’s favorite werewolf Taylor Lautner also walked off with Choice Fantasy, Actor, Choice Male Hottie AND Red Carpet Icon, Male. *Rwar*

There was a bit of a surprise element too. In a win that must’ve been bittersweet to say the least, ousted actress Rachelle Lefevre won Choice Villian for her cut-short turn as Victoria in New Moon. Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz also scored for Choice Scene Stealer Male and Female respectively. And don’t even get us started on how many film categories New Moon and Eclipse won in. Hint: plenty.

BUT, they weren’t the only vampires (and, well, solo werewolf) who stole the show. The Vampire Diaries picked up six awards in the television category as well, making it one fangtastic night.

The winners list is long and dripping with hotties so if you’re interested, take a gander here. And look below for all the vamps risking life and limb to come out in daylight for our viewing pleasure.  The show airs tonight at 8PM EST on Fox. [Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Teen Choice Awards: Reason #98362516 To Love Sandra Bullock


We tend to rhapsodize about Sandra Bullock. But how could you not? We make our argument taking her appearance at  yesterdays Teen Choice Awards into account.

• No one can rock black leather pants, a grey T-shirt and high heels like she can. She didn’t walk the blue carpet (yeah, they have a smurfy blue carpet), but instead popped up, badass-like, on stage. Now that’s an entrance.

• She won four awards, which makes her, like, the female Robert Pattinson. She scored the honored surfboards for The Blind Side in the Choice Drama and  Choice Actress, Drama categories. She also won for The Proposal taking home Choice Actress, Romantic Comedy and Choice Dance with Betty White.

• Her acceptance speech had us cooing and snorting with laughter simultaneously. How does she do it (must take notes next time). “I don’t know if you should bring attention to this. Some things are better left unsaid. It’s been awhile since I was a teen…” Nice one, Sandy….nice one.

• She can bust a move with Betty White. And she showed us just how when they broke it down on stage to Lil Jon’s Get Low. That’s why Miss Sandy’s the bomb! [Photo: Getty Images]

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The Last Action Heroes

A bunch of actors got together last night to watch a movie they shot for the express purpose of reliving their former glory and to see if they could identify their plastic surgery scars on the big screen. Right??

Cheap aging jokes aside, we’re actually super excited for The Expendables because we l.o.v.e. 80’s action movies, and this movie features almost every action star from that time. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger took time out from governing California to appear in the film, though he didn’t walk the red carpet.

The film was written and directed by Sylvester Stallone (who also wrote Rocky, so the guy knows what he’s doing), and also stars Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren and Stone Cold Steve Austin, just to name a few (Dear God, we don’t ask you for much, but please let Carl Weathers make an uncredited cameo). If nothing else, at least we know that this bunch of actors knows how to clean up for a movie premiere, the whole lot of them look dapper.

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FABLife’s DVD Pick Of The Week

Kick-Ass asks the viewer to consider what it might be like if a high school nerd followed through on superhero dreams. As a satire of suiting up in spandex, the results were like kryptonite. That’s largely due to a character called Hit Girl (Chloe Moretz) , who engages in pre-teen ultra-violence with foul mouthed aplomb. Ignore the controversy. Kick-Ass is best when it delivers what it says on the can, with star-of-tomorrow Aaron Johnson and his vigilante friends going up against gangster Mark Strong. It’s a slap-happy fun night at the movies. There’s more, too: Nicolas Cage‘s off-the-map performance as Big Daddy, which owes a great deal to the TV Batman Adam West, is also his best turn in years.

Extras: The Blu-Ray/SD pack includes commentary from director Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake), making of featurettes, art galleries, and BonusView modes.

– By C. Bottomley


Justin Bieber, Comin’ Atcha In 3D!


Oh yes, in 2011, these bangs will be swishing in front of your face in full-on 3D. If it wasn’t enough that Justin Bieber is writing an illustrated memoir now he’s also going to star in a 3D biopic of his life (he will play himself of course, no one else could do that hair justice). To this end we ask, at sixteen, how much life story does this kid have to tell? And why must we wear funny glasses to experience it fully? On second thought, we’d pay serious money to watch a dramatic reenactment of his smacking into a revolving glass door in three dimensions.

The movie will be directed by Davis Guggenheim, who happens to be the Oscar-winning director of An Inconvenient Truth. Oh, Davis Guggenheim. It appears that you’re living in your own inconvenient truth right now, huh?

[Photo: Getty Images]


The Good, The Bad And The Fugly At The Other Guys Premiere

The action-comedy The Other Guys comes out this week, and it was a who’s who of random celebrities at the premiere. Will Ferrell and his co-stars Mark Wahlberg and Eva Mendes were looking good, but the rest of the crowd’s aesthetic was a mish-mash of unwashed beardo chic mixed with weird dress choices, topped off with Coco and Ice-T. We need to get Marion Cotillard to start doing comedies so she can glam up these premieres, some of these looks are just…not good.

Check out our gallery of these guys and some other guys below.

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Lindsay Lohan May Be Replaced In Lovelace Biopic


Not a big surprise, but it appears that Lindsay Lohan‘s career is going to take a hit on account of all that time she’s spending in jail and rehab. The producers of the much-buzzed-about Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, which was supposed to mark LiLo’s acting comeback, might be giving her the boot. Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday. So who exactly is Sara Scott? Good question!

The actress has had guest-starring roles on True Blood, Medium, Arrested Development and Nip/Tuck, but this film would mark her first starring role. She’s also got a website where you can watch her acting reel (do yourself a favor and watch till the end – her role as “goth girl on scooter” is a delight). In most of her previous roles and headshots Scott has had blonde hair, but yesterday she was seen with a red dye job which matches Lovelace – and old Lindsay – more closely. Sure, Scott doesn’t share the same alliterative nickname (Lovelace and Lohan are both “LiLo”, or hadn’t you noticed?) but she’s SaSco which is just as catchy.

[Photo: Splash News Online]


Zoe Saldana Strips To Her Lacey Skivvies For Calvin Klein


Following in the banned-in-the-US footsteps of fellow actress and Calvin Klein model Eva Mendes, Avatar‘s Zoe Saldana bared (almost) all in a trademark B&W Calvin Klein ad. While the Fall 2010 ads for CK’s latest line of lingerie “Envy” have been floating around for a month or so, some behind-the-scenes shots just landed in TheFABlife’s inbox. The candid pics flaunt Saldana’s natural beauty, successfully making us “envious.” Think her recent engagement to Keith Britton is the reason for that glowing smile? We’d bet he’s given her sexy CK campaign two enthusiastic thumbs-up. [Photos: 2010 Mikael Jansson, CK]

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I See London, I See France, I See Russell’s Underpants

As this Arthur remake continues to shoot in New York City, our interest continues to grow with every costume change. First of all, the role required Russell Brand to shave his signature chest hair and scruffy beard, then he had to dress as Batman for a scene in the film. Now he’s running through our fair city in nothing but his Underoos and grandpa socks – running out of a church, no less. (And you’ll notice that the makeup people hid his arm tattoo that matches fiancée Katy Perry‘s, guess Arthur doesn’t know Sanskrit.)

There’s only so much more he can reveal after this, huh?

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Three Things We Learned From Today’s Water For Elephants Photos


Another day, another batch of dreamy Water For Elephants pics featuring our man Robert Pattinson (photos) strolling around the steamy set with his sexy new haircut and just the right amount of dirt smeared on his skin. Today’s collection of drool-inducing photos, however, turned out to be quite educational and potentially life-changing. Allow us to explain.


1. We’re in the wrong industry. Mark today’s date on the calendar as the day we quit our jobs at TheFABlife and became wardrobe assistants. This fellow in plaid is living the life. We’d gladly take a paycut volunteer to fondle Rob’s buttons all day. Read more…