Water For Elephants, Oscar For Rob?

When recently asked by fans, Oscar-winner and Water For Elephants co-star Christoph Waltz revved the engines of all Twi-hards with the prospect of an Academy Award for Robert Pattinson (photos). The critically-beloved villain of last year’s Inglourious Basterds said  “the way things are looking, I might have to hand [my Oscar] off to Rob next year!”

An Oscar would certainly bode well for RPattz’s career beyond Edward Cullen, but is Waltz jumping the gun? Or should we place some early bird bets on the 2012 Academy Awards? [Source: HollywoodLife]

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Tom Cruise To Mortify Katie And Suri With Les Grossman Movie


Get ready for some more Les Grossman! Tom Cruise reprised that unforgettable role from 2008′s Tropic Thunder at the MTV Movie Awards last week, where he randomly had a dance off with Jennifer Lopez. Now Paramount and MTV Films confirm that they are developing a movie around Les Grossman, who is an f-bomb dropping, expletive spewing, super raunchy producer. Cruise will star in and produce the movie, along with his Tropic co-star and director Ben Stiller.

Paramount issued a facetious release saying they have “secured the life rights to Grossman,” who is described as having “recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.” Adam Goodman, Paramount Film Group President added, “Everything I learned in this business, I’ve learned from Les. I started out as his assistant, and from the first day he threw his desk at me when I got his lunch order wrong, I have loved him like a father.”

Not one to be left behind, Stiller released his own statement saying, “Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the human class struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote ‘F**king kill the sh*t out of this movie and make Citizen f**king Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”

The Paramount press release also included a “statement” from Grossman. “He” was asked about the screenplay details and replied, “To quote my great friend Kirk Lazarus, `I don’t read the script, the script reads me.”’ Lazarus was a character in Tropic Thunder magnificently portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. As Les might say, this is going to be f**king brilliant!

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Zooey Deschanel And Rashida Jones To Play Lovers In Paul Rudd Movie

Zooey Deschanel & Rashida Jones

Well here’s a pairing certain to get Funny Or Die dorks excited. The Hollywood Reporter says that Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones will play a couple in the upcoming movie My Idiot Brother, concerning a slobby Paul Rudd‘s attempts to avoid living at his uptight mom’s by staying with his ambitious sisters instead (Elizabeth Banks and Emily Mortimer will join Deschanel as his siblings). While Deschanel and Jones have never worked together before, both are popular hipster daughters of behind-the-scenes legends (cinematographer Caleb Deschanel and producer Quincy Jones), both have musical careers and both have spent plenty of time playing girlfriends in bro comedies (Jones even played Rudd’s in I Love You, Man).

While the coupling of Deschanel and Jones should help Brother pass the Bechdel Test, it’s kind of disappointing their scenes will just be background for a more gender-centric You, Me & Dupree. Banks, Deschanel, Jones, Mortimer have all done time in the comedy trenches (and we’re guessing the same will go for whoever plays the mom)—will this movie let them show their skills or just have them gawking at Rudd’s goofiness? We should find out sometime next year.

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Ralph Macchio, The Original Karate Kid, Has Mixed Feelings About Remake


We cling pretty tightly to our 1980′s pop culture touchstones, which is why we weren’t thrilled when we heard there would be a Karate Kid remake. Who can forget William Zabka and his thugs in the Cobra Kai, tormenting New Jersey import Daniel Larusso until it all culminated in the ultimate crane kick? It’s etched in our brain, so imagine how the original film’s star, Ralph Macchio must have felt when he learned that his role was being taken over by Jaden Smith.

Macchio was unsure about a remake, he admitted, saying “It’s like mixed feelings. At first, I felt old. Number one, you feel old when they start remaking your stuff. Once I got passed the fact that there’s a whole new generation, it was more about, ‘OK, you can retell this story because it’s a beautiful story.’” In the end, Macchio passed the the torch to Smith and attended the new flick’s premiere, but remains proud of the original film’s legacy. “We didn’t know what we were doing,” he told Access Hollywood. “We didn’t know the magic that was happening and the Pat Morita performance [as Mr. Miyagi] and all the Cobra Kai and ‘wax on, wax off’ and catching flies with your chopsticks and the crane just became part of everyone’s childhood and that’s what I’m here celebrating.” Indeed. Now excuse us while we go curl our hair to look exactly like Elisabeth Shue‘s, our most favorite 80′s teen girlfriend.

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Salma Hayek Scared To Death By Snake At Interview

Turns out Salma Hayek really doesn’t like snakes. The actress and her Grown-Ups co-stars Maya Rudolph and Maria Bello were being interviewed for Extra when a “harmless but rather large snake” decided to ask for an autograph. While all the women were frightened, that’s Salma you hear screaming in horror. “[Salma] split. She’s on the next plane,” joked Maya in the aftermath, with Maria cracking “She’s in the hospital.” How long before someone exploits her primal fear in a movie?

[Video: Extra]

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Jennifer Aniston Gets Raunchy For A New Role


Jennifer Aniston is getting kinky in her new movie Horrible Bosses (yay?). Forget romantic comedies…  this is a much edgier role in a script that’s of the comic-murder persuasion. She’s playing – get this – a sex-obsessed dentist who likes to get hardcore raunchy.

Her character will apparently admit she’s into kinky sex, compliment a dude on his ‘package’ and will be shown breaking a nail while getting herself off! They’ve also signed on some heavy hitters for the flick including Colin FarrellJamie Foxx and Jason Bateman. The Situation – Jennifer Aniston‘s #1 fan – will probably going to be first in line for a ticket. He just admitted he has the hots for her!

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FABLife’s DVD Pick Of The Week

Shutter Island

Cop Leonardo DiCaprio has one hell of an assignment. He and fellow dick Mark Ruffalo are looking for an escapee from what this thriller keeps reminding us a “mental institute … for the criminally insane.” An inconvenient hurricane keeps them stranded on the godforsaken isle, all the better to experience the asylum’s oddball staff, Gothic trappings and a Nazi or two. It’s enough to drive anyone insane, and as the flashbacks pile up, it begins to appear the DiCaprio might an agenda hidden behind his anachronistic beard. Martin Scorsese‘s adaptation of the best-seller from Dennis Lehane (Mystic River) is best not taken too seriously. The security chief of the island is, after all, played by Silence of the Lambs‘ Buffalo Bill. The director is both paying homage and giving a sly wink to the campy film noirs like Shock Corridor he grew up with.

Extras: The Blu-Ray has a “making of” featurette and a segment on 1950s mental institutions.

 - By C. Bottomley


Willow Smith Steals Jaden’s Spotlight At Karate Kid Premiere

Jaden Smith may be the star of The Karate Kid remake (which even Arnold isn’t happy about), but Will Smith‘s son wasn’t the biggest deal at the film’s Hollywood premiere. Little sister Willow stole the spotlight thanks to a leopard print outfit complete with boots, gold chains and an even more aggressive pompadour than Janelle Monae‘s—all this before the age of 10! So when is her movie coming out? See photos of the Smith family and Jackie Chan and Ciara in the gallery below.

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Sandra And Ryan Reunite To Make More Movies, Money Together


Sandra Bullock has signed on to star in her first feature film after the whole mess with her marriage to Jesse James. And apparently, Sandy’s new movie Most Wanted has her teaming up with her Proposal co-star Ryan Reynolds. They’re just keeping it in the family – the flick’s written by another Proposal team player, Pete Chiarelli.

The story sounds like quite the caper. Bullock plays a criminal suspect who is forced to go on the run with her FBI agent escort (Reynolds) when they’re ambushed on their way to the courthouse. Looks like Sandy changed her mind about quitting acting. We’d definitely give any movie she’s in a watch, especially if it has Yummy Reynolds in it too.

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Battle Of The Sexy Smooch: Sandra & Scarlett Vs Sandra & Meryl

In case you missed it, the 2010 MTV Movie Awards went down last night. After a bunch of F-bombs were dropped and some interesting fashion choices were displayed, we walked away from the event feeling pretty sure about a few things: we’re convinced Robert Pattinson (photos) and Kristen Stewart (photos) are totally a couple (check out 80 Robsten photos worth of proof), Tom Cruise is only tolerable as Les Grossman and Jesse James is weeping Vanilla Gorilla tears after Sandra Bullock made all of our jaws drop with her charming speech, gorgeous dress and steamy kiss with Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, Sandra and Scarlett swapped spit onstage, but that’s not the first time Sandra has shared the stage and her lips with another beautiful actress. Earlier this year, Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep kissed in an unforgettable moment at the 2010 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. We want to know which kiss you think was hotter! Sandra and Scarlett’s sensual peck or Sandra and Meryl’s open mouthed kiss?

Watch Sandra and Meryl’s surprise smooch from the CCMAs now.

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