by (@hallekiefer)

Enjoy Sharon Stone’s Completely Visible Underboob, Everyone!

Sharon Stone‘s underboob (the rarest of all boobs!) was the life of the part at last night’s amfAR’s Inspiration Night in Paris, and it’s presence on the red carpet was not an accident. The actress decided to go commando underneath her sheer sweater at Thursday’s benefit because….well, because she’s Sharon Stone. What other reason could she possibly, possibly need? It was almost Friday, too. Are you satisfied yet? Just look at Sharon’s sweater again if you aren’t.

Now, we do have one small critique of Stone’s ensemble. We would never hate on a see-through garment, as our 40 Most Scandalously See-Through Outfits in Red Carpet History gallery can attest. It’s just that…Sharon’s top is very visually confusing! It’s sort of sheer, then it’s opaque, then the solid top panel is covering everything completely and you think you can relax for two seconds, then all of a sudden it’s so transparent, Rebecca Wang has to look awkwardly away so she doesn’t see Stone’s entire bidness from the waist up. It’s like a nipple kaleidoscope! But somehow not in a fun way! If you’re going to go sheer, we say go completely see-through, Rose McGowan-in-a-fishnet-dress-style. Something to think about for next year’s event, Sharon!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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At Least We Still Have Suri: The Best Part Of Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes’ Marriage Lives On

We’ll admit it: we were kind of stunned when we got wind of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce. Celebrity marriages are supposed to last forever! They’re the most sacred of all marriages! But even though they might be ending their wedded bliss of five years, Tom and Katie have at least one good thing that came out of their relationship: a teeny tiny stylish pixie known as Suri Cruise. Between her adorable babyhood, sassy faces to the paparazzi and iconic Anna Wintour bangs, we thought it would be a darling homage to the Cruise-Holmes round up a bunch of squee-inducing family photos featuring the six-year-old. We’re going to be honest; the cuteness does feel a little bittersweet knowing the rents are splitting. But Suri will be okay, you guys! They’ll all be okay! We’ll all be okay! These photos of Suri being the best will definitely help!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Are Divorcing: All Mourn TomKat!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorce

How’s this for a sad start to your weekend? People is reporting that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce.

“This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family,” Holmes’ attorney Jonathan Wolfe told People. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”

Update: According to TMZ, it was Katie who filed for divorce in New York yesterday, citing irreconcilable differences and seeking sole custody of 6-year-old Suri. The site claims Tom was “blindsided” by the whole thing.

Cruise, 49, and Holmes, 33, have been married for five years. They got engaged in June 2005, following a whirlwind romance, and shortly after that announced that Katie was pregnant. They were married in Italy in November 2006 when daughter Suri was 7 months old. This was Tom’s third marriage and Katie’s first.

We’ll keep you updated as more news becomes available. Part of us is still hoping this is just a publicity stunt to boost Rock of Ages’ box-office numbers and they’ll live happily ever after very soon. Sigh.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Get Ready For Magic Mike With The Top 10 Moments In Male Movie Nudity

Guys, today is the day Magic Mike comes out and changes our lives forever. Okay probably not, but we do get to see Channing Tatum strip on the big screen, and that still feels pretty important. Despite the way everyone woman (and, let’s be honest, man) is foaming at the mouth to  see Alex Pettyfer and the gang take if off this weekend, it turns out Magic Mike is only the most recent in a long line of awkward, dramatic, sexy, humiliating moments in male movie nudity. From Jason Segel‘s weepy reveal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall to basically every movie Ewan McGregor has ever done, enjoy what we consider to be the top 10 moments in cinematic dude nakedness. Though…aren’t they all pretty excellent? Warning: There will be butts.

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Lourdes Follows In Madonna’s Boobsteps By Donning Her Cone Bra

Loudes Dons Madonna's Cone Bra

Other than her hair color (which we pray she never bleaches into oblivion), Lourdes Leon is growing up to be the spitting image of her mom. Looks aside, whether she’s co-designing their Material Girl and Material Girl Beauty lines or, um, crying outside a Kabbalah Centre, Lourdes has basically become a little Madonna. So is it so surprising she’d want to try on the most iconic look of her madre’s career: the cone bra? Lola tweeted a photo of herself rocking the leather Jean Paul Gautlier bustier her mom has been wearing on her current world tour, explaining, “Lola backstage at MDNA.” Is it wrong we think this is kind of sweet, in a weird way? It’s not like Lourdes got her hands on a copy of Sex, after all. Then Madonna would probably have to go to jail for being a terrible parents.

Unfortunately for Lourdes, the photo and tweet were later yanked off Twitter, which we’re assuming means Madonna’s eldest is struggling to hold back tears in the backseat of a limo Our heart goes out to her; we would not want to be on the receiving end of Madonna’s mom wrath. Maybe this will make you even more like your mom, Lourdes? We’re sure Madonna was grounded for a million years when she was in high school too.

[Photo: Getty Images/Twitter]

by (@hallekiefer)

Katy Perry’s Vogue Italia Spread Looks More Than A Little Gaga

Katy Perry's Vogue Italia Spread Mirrors Lady Gaga Looks

We hate to be all “Simpsons did it!” about two pop stars who switch up their look every 72 hours. Seriously, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga must have a think tank of designers and mathematicians working around the clock just to avoid wearing the same thing twice, let alone to avoid looking like one another. That being said, Katy Perry’s mod new Vogue Italia spread, shot by photographer Francesco Carrozini, is ranking pretty high on our Mother Monster meter. Blond micro bobs? Stylized cat eye make-up? Crawling around in clothes that cost more than a normal person’s rent? It’s hard not to read Katy’s photos as more than a little Gaga-esque. Plus, wasn’t it Lady Gaga who predicted mint would be a big color this year?

Don’t get us wrong; Katy looks amazing in every shoot. We just like the idea of Lady Gaga busting out Katy’s recent popcorn skirt in retaliation. Or…did Gaga already wear a popcorn dress? Has anyone taken a photo of these two ladies standing next to one another? Either way, take a look at our gallery of these eerily familiar “Lady Perry” looks and tell us if we’re crazy to see the similarities. We’re not crazy, are we? Not about this, right?

[Photo: Vogue Italia/Interscope]

by (@hallekiefer)

Ke$ha’s New Mouth Ink Tops Our 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos

Ke$ha Mouth Tattoo

Ke$ha, you’ve won again. You always do. Though never with a disturbing orifice tattoo before. “New tattoo!” the singer proclaimed on Instagram, displaying both her new “Suck It!” inner lip tattoo and what appears to be a gold toof. While we need some time to wrap our heads around why and to what purpose Ke$ha would get the inside of her mouth inked (Is it a command? To whom? Is it a reminder? It’s a reminder, isn’t it?), we only needed to see the photo for a millisecond to crown her queen of the bad celebrity tattoos, joining the likes of Gucci Mane‘s ice cream cone face ink and Hayden Panettiere‘s misspelled torso tattoo.

Don’t feel bad, every other famous with an awful tattoo! We probably just don’t know about your mouth art yet. Let us know, please; it’s what Instagram is for. In the meantime, everyone else can take a gander at our worst celebrity tattoo gallery. With Ke$ha at the lead, it looks like ya’ll need to start upping your bad tattoo game…

[Photo: Instagram/Getty Images]

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Meanwhile, In Baby News: Anna Paquin Expects Twins, Matthew McConaughey’s Kids Are The Cutest

Anna Paquin Having Twins; Kings Of Leon Nathan Followill Having Baby; Matthew McConaughey's Kids Adorable

Twice as many babies! All the babies! Well, maybe not all of them, but today’s news definitely has more than we’d expected. Probably feeling the exact same way (or so we’d assume) is True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, who, two months after announcing their pregnancy, revealed that they’re expecting twins this fall. Also doubling up on baby news is Kings of Leon: drummer Nathan Followill, piggybacking on the arrival of brother and bandmate Caleb‘s brand-new daughter Dixie Pearl last week, announced his wife Jessie Baylin‘s pregnancy on Twitter. “I’m beyond excited/anxious. Life is beautiful,” Nathan tweeted ecstatically.

And since double babies seems to be a theme today (just as it should be a theme everyday), look at Matthew McConaughey‘s kids. Look at them. Scurrying around mom Camila Alves McConaughey‘s legs like little ducklings, Lexi and Vida McConaughey walked to their home in Tribeca today. It’s probably too much to hope that the McConaugheys could lead the Kings of Leon kids in some kind of adorable toddler bongo circle, but we refuse to give up hope. Anything’s possible…in our dreams! Everyone else dreams about celebrity baby bands, right? Alright, alright.

[Photo: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Chris And Liam Hemsworth Remind Us About All The Non-Magic Mike-Related Hotness Out There

Chris Hemsworth GQ Photos

We have been dedicating so much of our erotic energy (approximately 87%) to the upcoming release of Magic Mike, we haven’t been paying adequate attention to all the non-Tatum-related hotness out there on the internet. Luckily after Justin Theroux’s insane 8-pack slammed us in the face over at Us Weekly this afternoon, the Hemsworth brothers gently reminded us to get our heads back in the game. To wit, have you seen Chris Hemsworth‘s smoking GQ photo shoot? Good. Lawd. “[My body image has] helped me get a job, sure. But you hope it’s not the only thing that helped,” the Snow White and The Huntsman actor laughed in his interview. Right, there’s also Chris’s hair. Haha, just kidding. There’s also his body.

Liam Hemsworth Empire State Phtoos

Not to be out-hunked (an offense no hottie can publicly tolerate), Deadline posted the first photos of Liam Hemsworth and Dwayne Johnson in Empire State. The movie is allegedly about “the true story of two pals in the 1980s who stole all the money stored at an armored car company,” but as far as we can tell the photos are about Miley Cyrus laughing all the way to the bank. The gorgeous fiance bank. We’re going to get a loan from that bank if it kills us.

[Photo: GQ/Lionsgate]

by (@shalapitcher)

10 Photos Of Aussie Swimmer Stephanie Rice That Are Way Racier Than That Bikini Pic

Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice

As amused as we are by the fact that some people were shocked when Australian gold medal winner Stephanie Rice posted an Instagram of herself looking super hot in a bikini (given to her by a designer for her birthday), we are even more tickled by the champion swimmer’s responses to people on Twitter.

“Would like to thank News Ltd for the publicity. For another chance to see me in ‘racy’ swimwear tune into the Olympics on Fox Sports,” the 24-year-old quipped on Monday. And when Australian radio and TV host Jason “Labby” Hawkins posted a photo of himself in a pair of trunks, Rice used the opportunity to poke fun at her own photography skills: “@labby_onair the flash needs to be more over ur face, obvi didn’t study the pic well enough.”

We’d like to take this opportunity to show the world what real racy photos of the Olympian look like. The girl won three golds in Beijing and currently holds the world record in 400m individual medley, so she kinda earned this body, wouldn’t you say?

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[Photos: Getty Images, Instagram]