It’s probably no surprise that Emma Stone looks like a beautiful porcelain-skinned angel on the covers of both Vogue and New York Magazine this week. The woman is a living, breathing Precious Moments doll. Except hot. What is a surprise, however, is how gracious the actress has been about that bizarro Jim Carrey fan video he made in her honor last summer. You know, the one where Jim Carrey fantasizes about making fat, freckly babies with a famous actress who is literally younger than his daughter? Somehow…Emma still thinks of him fondly?
“Right before that video came out, we were at the MTV Movie Awards. Jason Sudeikis hosted,” Stone tells New York Mag. “There was like five of us, and we just went on this tangent of talking nice behind Jim Carrey’s back. Jason was talking about how great [Carrey] was when he went to Saturday Night Live and how he was just like a comedic genius. Everyone was kind of weighing in, like ‘He’s the best. He’s amazing.’ And so when that happened, we all kind of talked to each other like, ‘Weird, that was the guy we were lauding for, like, 30 minutes.’” Hmmm, weird, haunting, upsetting, deeply inappropriate…give us a second to get on Thesaurus.com and we could go on for hours!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took their PDAs abroad this week, as the two love birds were spotted holding hands while strolling the streets of Paris. Kim showed off her famous curves in a super tight strapless dress, while Yeezy opted for the more casual approach with sweatshirt and sneakers. They then hit up the swank L’Avenue restaurant to sample some of the local cuisine. The finicky Kim apparently wasn’t feeling the French fare, tweeting a picture of escargot with the question “To eat or not to eat?” We can’t say we blame her.
After pondering their plates of snails, the pair took off Kanye’s sleek new $380,000 Lamborghini Gallarado. The exquisite whip was Kim’s birthday present to her boyfriend on his 35th birthday on June 8th. We’re guessing cupcakes just aren’t their thing. Kimye cruised past the Eiffel Tower and even stopped for some ice cream. Not a bad day! Get a closer look in the gallery below.
For those of you keeping score at home, their relationship has been going on just about as long as Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries, but things definitely seem to be going much better than that doomed affair. On her interview with Oprah, Kim cited Kanye’s age as a factor in their connection. “I always dated five years younger,” she explained. “My whole thing was completely different, and now I just love that I’m with someone that’s a couple years older than me.” She’s considering a serious future with the rap star, including kids. “I want babies. I want my forever, and I want my fairytale,” she continued. Hang on, didn’t she already have her fairytale?
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So a monkey, a snake, and Maria Menounos walk into a bar. Amazingly this isn’t a joke, but actually how the Extra host celebrated her birthday over the weekend! Of course she busted out her celebratory bikini for the occasion. It wouldn’t be an event if she didn’t! Maria has bared her beach bod for Christmas, New Years, Superbowl Sunday and Cinco De Mayo, so now we just kind of expect it. But we’ll be honest, the monkey and the snake kind of threw us for a loop! Also present for her big day was Dancing With The Stars cast-mate Derek Hough and, bizarrely, Donald Trump. Thankfully, neither of them wore bikinis. Check out more in the gallery below!
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Like her fun song “How We Do (Party),” Rita Ora’s style is equally as vibrant. The 21-year-old Jay-Z protege is opening for Coldplay this summer and is quickly rising to stardom as Roc Nation’s newest pop diva. When the British Armenian beauty stopped by the VH1 offices for Big Morning Live Buzz she showed up in true Rita Ora fashion–in prints and colors. “I have to be on here in a pretty printed outfit,” she told Big Morning Buzz Live host. And her nails, that only cost her 60 pounds in London, were all kinds of sparkly. Whether on stage or working the red carpet, Rita Ora loves a bold print. Don’t be surprised if she pairs a printed dress with the hottest sneakers out. “It’s funny because everyone that knows me knows it takes so long to get me out of kicks,” she said about her love for sneakers. But for our shoot she brought her best nude A game pumps. Scroll down for the details.
Rita Ora’s dress and jacket are from FW12 Manish Arora. Her rings are Fenton Fallon. The watch has no label and the bracelets are her own. The shoes are Mugler.
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Some fathers know best, and other fathers know hookers. Some fathers play golf, and others play the field. Some dads mow the lawn, and others mow down mailboxes with their Mercedes while drinking and driving. Some fathers make plans to take their wives out for dinner, while others make plans to “take their wives out.” And then there are some dads who pretend they’re not dads at all! Think we’re kidding? We wish.
It’s safe to say that not all fathers know best. Just look at Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin, Mel Gibson, and other guys we wouldn’t trust with a pair of scissors, not to mention a kid! So join us this Father’s Day while we count down the 15 worst pops of all, ranked by the standard unit of bad dads: the Michael Lohan. If your face is in the gallery below, you’re probably not getting a tie for Father’s Day this year.
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15. Joe Simpson
14. Eddie Murphy
13. Bruce Jenner
12. Jude Law
11. Mel Gibson
10. Ryan O’Neal
9. Tiger Woods
8. Jon Gosselin
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. Mathew Knowles
5. Charlie Sheen
4. Joe Jackson
3. Michael Lohan
2. O.J. Simpson
1. John Phillips
Oh Deena, we like the boobs but we love your physical safety and well-being more. Following the Jersey Shore diva’s arrest last week for disorderly conduct and public intoxication, Deena Cortese’s mugshot has finally hit the Internet and…we’re not going to lie. We’ve seen this face before. We’ve seen this face roughly once a week for entire seasons at a time, because it also happens to be Deena’s late-night afterparty face. Honestly, girl looks pretty good considering she’s just been hauled into the Seaside Heights police station. A little dewy and distressed, but no worse than she would look after a sweaty night at Karma.
Deena was released to her parents without bail following her arrest, and was quick to thank her fans for offering help in her time of…need, we guess? “Love all my tweeties and feels great to have all your love and support. ;),” she tweeted on Monday. Maybe if her mugshot was worse, Deena would be less inclined to get immediately sloppy again. Enthused Deena on Twitter, “Good morning to all my tweeties Weekends Here you all know what that means, do I have to spell it out PARTY time.” Aw…who are we kidding? Deena could have a full on Lisa Robin Kelly going on and the girl would still take the Jersey Turnpike like it was going out of style.
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As you can see from the video above, Tom Cruise’s co-stars Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough and Catherine Zeta-Jones really feel like the actor was a real rock star on the set of Rock of Ages — and they meant that in the best way, not the diva-concert rider, trash the hotel room kind of way. And from what we can tell from clips of him as Stacee Jaxx, the guy really poured himself into the part. But none of this should surprise us in the least: After all, the guy has always been a rock star, even when he was at his most clean-cut and Hollywood. Here, we’d like to count down the 10 moments when he most resembled the lead singer of his own guitar-thrashing, ear-melting, groupie-attracting, Billboard-topping band.
It’s going to be even more impossible to believe the amazing Tina Fey as a high-strung sexually undesirable pseudo-spinster now that we’ve seen Liz Lemon’s hotdog-selling boyfriend Criss without his shirt on. Dang, everyone. Dang. New jokes unrelated to Liz Lemon’s pathetic sex life, you’re gonna need ‘em! 30 Rock actor James Marsden showed off more than his impeccable timing while in Hawaii this week for the Maui Film Festival. Personally, we can’t wait until we’re 40-something workaholic nerds and get a Hollywood-hot yet emotionally supportive life partner. Haha, that’s going to be awesome! Everyone shut up; we’re laughing with happiness!
Marsden’s abs had the chance to say aloha to our delighted eyeballs because the X-Men actor is currently at the film festival to attend a screening of his upcoming comedy Bachelorette, costarring Kirsten Dunst and Isla Fisher. Because he’s just that amazing, Marsden is also accepting the Maui Film Festival Nova Award, an accolade which is apparently given for “stunningly original and seamless performances consistently infuse each character they play with unique insight and wisdom.” Stunning, check. Unique, yessum. Wisdom…oh, might that we hit Liz Lemon’s age and be wise enough to wrangle a man friend this adorable. A-men!
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After Glee, Smash, that one show with Ben Folds, and you know all of the other talent shows in our DVR, you’d think this October’s college a capella movie Pitch Perfect would just be one too many peeks into the lives of young people who just GOTTA SING! But no. We watched the trailer this morning and basically forgot about all the rest. Here’s why:
1. We like Anna Kendrick as a dry-witted outsider. It’s such a change from her over-caffeinated overachieving characters in Twilight, Up in the Air and Rocket Science.
2. This is produced by Elizabeth Banks, who can basically do no wrong in our eyes.
3. Rebel Wilson (the tattooed roommate Brynn from Bridesmaids) has about 500 hilarious lines in the trailer. But also seems kind of real.
Certainly, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and all those great awards-show moments have gone a long way toward making us stop referring to Neil Patrick Harris as “Doogie.” But even though the actor turns 39 today, we can’t help but get a warm, fuzzy feeling in our hearts as we recall him in his too-big white coat and stethoscope, assuring a patient for the 1,000th time that, yes, even though he’s only 16 and looks 12, he is a legit, board-certified physician. And then we picture him writing all about his feelings for Wanda on his funky old computer (proto-blogging!). Seriously, NPH, with his slicked-back curls and his innocent, freckled face, was adorable on Doogie Howser, M.D., which ran from 1989-1993. Also, he gave hope to all the nerds of the world that when we eventually made it to the adult world, our quirks and brains would finally be appreciated.
So today, we’d like to say: Happy Birthday, Neil! We’re glad you grew up to be an awesome actor and dad and LGBT icon, but we hope you’re OK with us missing Doogie once in a while.
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