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Paulina Gretzky’s “Shocking” Bikini Instagrams Should Really Be Promoting Something

Paulina Gretzky Instagram photos

We know lots of Canadians. They’re not really all that prudish. So we kind of wonder why it is that the Vancouver Sun reacted so strongly to the latest photos posted by Wayne Gretzky’s 23-year-old daughter Paulina Gretzky, calling them “shocking,” “dirty” and “disturbing.” And then linking to a whole slideshow of said pics with a big old warning. Which we clicked. (Oh, wait. Now we get it: Canadians are kind of smarter than us.) Aaaanyway. The photos show her in a bikini, drinking beer and hanging out (maybe spreading her legs here and there, but seriously, they are no Kate Upton video) with her friends in Las Vegas.

If you recall, Paulina made headlines last November after her sexy pics caught the attention of the blogosphere, and then of her disapproving hockey legend dad, and she subsequently went on Twitpic hiatus. But lately, she’s been posting Twitpics and Instagrams all the time — most of them totally family friendly. And the others just seem to show the girl having a damn good time and acting like your typical, filthy-rich 20-something. She’s since taken down a few of the pics that feature raunchier poses, though.

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Kate Upton Teaches Us How To Do The “Cat Daddy” In A Bikini, Makes Us Wish We Were Terry Richardson

Kate Upton Poses With Terry Richardson

Hey, so remember how hot it was that time Kate Upton taught us how to Dougie? OK, now pretend that she’s wearing the smallest bikini you’ve ever seen and it’s all captured on glorious high-def color film. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Well pretend no more dear friends, because the day has arrived! The only downside is that the vid features celebrity-photographer/resident creepy dude Terry Richardson. But this isn’t a perfect world, so we’ll take it. The Sports Illustrated cover girl stopped by Terry’s studio to show off some bras, a bikini and her new dance moves.

“Only in America” says Terry in the video as Kate begins to get down to the Rej3ctz track. And he’s right: Only in America would a guy who looks like a grunge-era Count Chocula be adjusting the string bikini of an SI bombshell. You are the American dream, Terry Richardson. Never has a “thumbs up” been more appropriate. Check out the unbelievably hot video below, and click through the gallery for even more sexy photos!

[Photo: Terry's World]

by (@shalapitcher)

From The Huntsman To Agent J: Who Will Be The Hottest Hero Of This Summer?

Dwayne Johnson, Taylor Kitsch, Chris Hemsworth and Will Smith, the heroes of summer

Is it getting a little warm in here? It’s just the first of May, and we’re already fanning ourselves at our desk after putting together our own special Summer Movie Preview. We’ll leave the talk of comic books, green screens, box-office takes and mega-sequel expectations to some other sites, as we instead do what we do best: concentrate on those beautiful men and women on the big screens. And oh, there are a lot of them this summer. First, let’s take a look at the fine male specimens stepping up to save the world — from aliens, vampires, evil queens and other threats that somehow loom the largest between May and August.

There’s the staple comic book heroes, though you know these days they’re far from typical: Christian Bale reprises his controversial vigilante Bruce Wayne for The Dark Knight Rises, this time (we think) getting a hand from legit lawman John Blake, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt; Andrew Garfield will fight crime as well as our cries of “too soon” in The Amazing Spider-Man; Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr.. will heed the call of Samuel L. Jackson to join forces in The Avengers.

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Kim Kardashian Wants Her Own Sitcom, We Pitch Her Some Remake Ideas

Kim Kardashian Sitcom Suggestions

Kim Kardashian’s reality show already seems scripted all to hell. In fact, her whole life seems like it’s completely plotted by evil mastermind Kris Jenner. So it’s probably  no surprise that Kim’s rarin’ to move on to the real thing; a sitcom! Sources close to the celebrity say that she’s in talks to develop her own half hour series. “Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress,” a friend told Page Six. “She really wants to be the next Sofia Vergara.”

This comes on the heals of her recent guest spot on 30 Rock, as well as the scenes she shot for Tyler Perry’s upcoming movie, The Wedding Counselor. Now that she has a taste for comedy, it seems like Kim wants more! While the odd cameo is fine every now and again, does she have the comedy chops to head up a full original series? We’re not so sure. So to help her out, we’ve put together a list of remakes that Kim could star in, without straying too far from her own reality. Check ‘em out in the gallery below!

[Photo: Paramount Pictures]

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Kirsten Dunst’s 30th Birthday Has Been Broughten … With Her 30 Hottest Looks

Kirsten Dunst, who was once America’s favorite pre-teen vampire, turns 30 today. As we prepare watch Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Foy eclipse her breakthrough bloodsucking performance in 1994′s Interview With a Vampire, and Emma Stone takes over the role of Spider-Man’s main squeeze, Dunst has moved on to more grown-up roles. She wowed critics with her performance in Lars Von Trier’s Melancholia last year. This year, we’ll see her as a reluctant bridesmaid in the indie comedy Bachelorette and mix it up with the Beat poets as Camille in On the Road (opposite Stewart and Garrett Hedlund). And now she’s re-teamed with her Virgin Suicides and Marie Antoinette director Sofia Coppola for The Bling Ring (currently known as “that movie in which Emma Watson has a tramp stamp“).

With her adorable dimples, Kirsten probably could have picked a career as a rom-com staple — but she’s always balanced her cuteness with a bit of a dark edge, and a number of smoldering looks. That’s why we’re taking this moment to wish her a happy birthday with a collection of her 30 hottest looks.

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Top 10 Hottest New NFL Draft Picks — For Football Fans And The Rest Of Us

Most people fall into two categories: those who know exactly what happened at the first round of the NFL draft last night, and those of us whose knowledge of football starts with “John Madden” and ends with “skintight pants” (two phrases we promise never, ever to write in the same sentence again). This list of the Top 10 Hottest New NFL Draft Picks aims to please both categories, but probably mostly the second.

Now, the draft might not be over until Saturday, but there is already a serious contingency of hotties being recruited, like Carolina Panthers pick Luke Kuechly, new Buffalo Bill Stephon Gilmore, new Miami Dolphin Ryan Tannehill, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers pick Mark Barron, just for starters. (Yeah, we know that Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III went #1 and #2, but they’re both kinda busted.) Oh, and did we mention that these guys are also instant millionaires on top of being babes? Kind of makes up for forcing you imagine John Madden in shockingly-tight football pants, right? You’re welcome.

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10 Randomly Hot Moments In The Life Of Birthday Boy Channing Tatum

Some of us didn’t totally get this Channing Tatum thing right off the bat. He’s not your classically handsome star … not until he opens his mouth or his shirt, preferably both. Now we all get it, and he’s Hollywood’s go-to guy for action flicks, buddy pics, rom-coms and stripper movies (please, more stripper movies; there is no way Magic Mike is going to be enough). Seriously, he’s in five major movies this year. Today, Channing and his abs turn 32, and while a lot of people are looking back at all his sexy, sweet and super-awesome movie moments, we thought we’d take a different tack and look at a completely random collection of his hottest non-movie moments. Because he cannot be contained by just one medium. Here are 10 images from his “dancing” career, his modeling days, his regular (not at all regular) life, his superb fundraising efforts and more.

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Beyonce Celebrates Her “Most Beautiful Woman” Title By Going Out To A Makeup-Free Dinner

They say that beauty is confidence, and that goes double for Beyonce. On the day she was revealed to be People’s “Most Beautiful Woman of the Year”, Bey ventured out makeup free and lovelier than ever! The singer was spotted on Manhattan’s upper west side last night, making her way to a private dinner party with a huge smile on her au natural face. Our favorite diva was in full chillax mode, rocking what seem to be pajama bottoms and a loose fitting top. Does she look this good just rolling out of bed!? Damn, we get it, Beyonce: You’re the most beautiful woman on the planet You don’t have to rub it in our faces!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Heidi Klum Proves She Didn’t Have An “Awkward Phase” By Tweeting A Gorgeous Teenage Modeling Pic

Most of us have that painful period during our teen years that we spend the rest of our life trying to forget. It’s forever known as “the awkward phase”, and photos from the era are purged from family albums in a manner that would do Stalin proud. Well, it seems that Heidi Klum never had that awkward phase. This would explain why she’s a world famous supermodel and we are not.

The former Victoria’s Secret Angel tweeted a photo over the weekend showing herself as a fresh faced (and GORGEOUS) 19-year old on one of her early modeling dates. “Wow! Check out this picture from 1992,” she wrote. “One of my very first photo shoots. This is my original hair color!” Though still a teen, Klum still stares down the lens like a pro. Must be the genes. Contrary to what Maybelline wants you to think, she’s definitely born with it. And so are many other super models! Check out the gallery below for some early pix of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, and tons more lovely ladies who have literally never taken a bad photo in their entire lives. Bask in their photogenic-ness!

[Photo: Twitter]

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Rihanna Wants Us To Think She’s Dating A Woman Now

Rihanna has made it pretty clear that all the speculation about her love life is starting to piss her off. The singer has blown up at several reporters in the past few weeks who dared ask about her potential relationship with Ashton Kutcher, and now she seems to go out of her way to scare off the press. We get it, it has to suck to have the media all up in your business 24/7. So that has to be why Riri basically live tweeted her date last night with her friend Melissa Forde. She’s trying to throw us off the trail!

“I’m on my first date in almost 2 yearz,” she tweeted before getting dinner with her lady friend at Malibu’s Giorgio Baldi and hitting up the Roxbury nightclub. Judging from her face, Melissa seems absolutely thrilled about it. Maybe she just likes her as a friend? “#datenight my lover for the night,” Rihanna continued, posting a picture of the two together. “What Jah can do, man could neva.” What do you think? Has Rihanna found love, or is she just messing with us? Let us know!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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