If a breast is exposed, but the nipple is covered, was the boob ever naked in the first place? Let’s ponder this and many other questions as we journey through this gallery of the raciest celebrity pasties. Despite the existentialist quandary presented by the pasty, what I want to know most is: Does it hurt? It seems as though sticking something to your nipple would hurt. And some of those things look heavy; dragging nipples can’t be much fun.
It’s been a while since we busted out our trusty Riverside, but we’re pretty sure that it was Shakespeare who famously coined the phrase, “Giggity!” Then again, it might have been Quagmire on Family Guy. Regardless of what brilliant mind invented that phrase, this was a year in which those three delectable syllables rolled off our tongues with great frequency, for 2013 was one of the most memorable years in recent memory when it came to celebrity cleavage. Some, but not us, might even call it the Breast Year Ever…
After The Fighter and Silver Linings Playlist, I never doubted that David O. Russell’s American Hustle would be a great film. What surprised me, though, is how it transformed the over-the-top, slightly sleazy aesthetic of its 1978 setting into something truly seductive and sexy. Seriously, I’m scared that men are going to start following Christian Bale’s example and start sporting hairpiece-assisted combovers. When I spoke to Bale, Russell, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner, I grilled them about what they found sexy about the era.
The year 2013 has been sprinkled n’ showered with more bling-worthy moments than a person can count. We’ve seen iced out grills rocked by fresh-faced ladies and an assortment of awesome sneakers – recall all those smokin’ pairs worn at the VMAs. But 2013 has been embellishing more than just pearly-white smiles and fancy feet – it has been a year of manicure madness. M.I.A. is working more than just a bedazzled voice, she’s sporting some decked out nails and then some. From glitter polish to rhinestone trimmings, she’s fancy Christmas-tree caliber. And let’s not forget the jazzy tips rocked by Kelly Osbourne, Zooey Deschanel and Emmy Rossum – just to name a few.
Compiling a worst-dressed list for you guys is harder than you might imagine — where do you put the folks like Lady Gaga, who are trying very hard not to look human? And how about stars like Kristen Stewart, who are under contract to wear whatever suits the designers paying their checks? Do we fault men for being slobs and women for taking risks?
With holiday party season about to kick into full gear, we’re rubbing our hands together in gleeful anticipation of tons of wardrobe missteps from our favorite celebs. So far, there haven’t been too many snowflake-and-tinsel disasters, but never fear, there were some goodies on the scene this week, courtesy of a Mob Wives star, a JoBro and whoever convinced Perez Hilton to wear leggings.
To be honest, in a week with about 200 premieres for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, we were expecting a whole lot more to work with for our worst-dressed list. The crazy just wasn’t as prevalent as we hoped, though, so poor Jaden Smith and Elizabeth Banks bore the brunt of our criticism. (Jennifer Lawrence’s see-through number from L.A. has us on the fence still.) Thankfully, there were a couple of Kardashians to save the day — and an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction starring our own K.Michelle.
Celebrities have access to the world’s stylists and fashion designers. They can afford to have their clothing cut and tailored to fit their specific body types. Unlike us, they can look their best whenever and wherever they want. And still, some celebrities walk out of the house and in front of the camera looking like a hot mess!
We didn’t want to put any of these celebrities on our weekly worst-dressed list this week. We want Lena Dunham to get it together and find a style that flatters her gorgeous figure and doesn’t make her look uncomfortable. We want Khloe Kardashian to be the most poised and polished of the Kardashian clan. We want Lady Gaga to be normal! Okay, scratch that. Maybe we don’t want Lady Gaga to be normal. That all being said, the 10 celebrities on our worst-dressed list can do better when it comes to fashion. Who do you think did the worst though? Click through our gallery and then vote below on who had the worst week!
New York City became the city of angels last night when the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hit New York City’s Armory. Taylor Swift and Fall Out Boy performed on the catwalk alongside supermodels such as Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, Adrianna Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Toni Garrn. The show will be televised on December 10, but that’s so far away! We’ve got a sneak peak at the show’s 25 sexiest moments–including Taylor Swift getting naughty on the runway with Cara Delevingne!
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We totally get that Kim Kardashian wanted to debut a hot new look after giving birth to Nori. But blonde was so not the move. Our lush Armenian goddess now looks like every other bleached babe in L.A. (and very J. Lo circa 2000, besides). She’s certainly not the only star who’s golden locks look unnatural instead of glam. From Katy Perry to Emma Stone, these 20 stars need to accept that blondes don’t always have more fun. Here’s to brunette fabulosity!
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