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Rumors We Hate: RPattz Is A Diva

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It’s no secret that we, along with millions of rabid fans, love Robert Pattinson. We’ve even had the pleasure of sitting within arm’s length of the gorgeous hair-fusser at the Remember Me roundtables. Sure, we drooled and our hearts raced as he entered the room, but it wasn’t his looks (okay, solely his looks) that resonated after his wrangler dragged him from the interview. It was his shocking modesty and charm that kept our butterflies aflutter. Despite his throngs of screaming fans, the dude genuinely seemed baffled why anyone gives a sh*t. 

It’s because of this personal interaction that we refuse to believe the rumors that Mr. Nice Guy himself was a diva during the re-shoots of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse last week. Apparently Rob showed up a day late and gave director David Slade ‘tude throughout the following three 16-hour days on set, making the entire atmosphere tense. We can’t imagine Rob doing much more than workin’ his mop and giggling adorably, but even if he wasn’t happy as a clam, who would be chipper under the circumstances?

These re-shoots (or “pick-up shoots” as Summit is cautiously calling them) usually don’t bode well for a film’s quality. Let’s hope Eclipse just needed more gratuitous beauty shots of RP’s pretty face, a la Remember Me, to overshadow subpar acting. We went there, Twi-hards!  [Source: E!; Photo: Getty Images]

Eclipse stills below.

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Can Director Bill Condon Handle Breaking Dawn Sex Scenes?

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It’s official: Bill Condon will direct the final Twilight Saga movie(s?), Breaking Dawn. The guy’s got a solid resume: he directed Dreamgirls and Kinsey and is also an Oscar-winning screenwriter (he won for Gods and Monsters, was nominated for Chicago). Impressive, yes – but can he handle the vampire f*ck-fest/violent stomach-tearing vampire birth/creepy Jacob-Renesmee love affair that is Breaking Dawn? (Er, spoiler alert.)

What do you think about the latest directorial choice, Twi-hards? Did you want Summit to bring back Catherine Hardwick, Chris Weitz or David Slade instead? Will Condon click with his romantically linked stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? Most importantly, will he give us the R-rated sex scenes we so desperately want to see?! (Don’t lie, you know you want to see them in all their bed-splitting glory too.)

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by (@katespencer)

New Eclipse Trailer: We Want More Making Out Action, Less Action Action!

Okay Twi-hards, let’s get to it. We just watched the new Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer and we gotta be honest – we have some complaints (don’t hurt us, just hear us out!). Allow us to present them to you now, in order of “BOOO!”-ness.

1. Is the make up artist trying to make Edward increasingly paler in every movie on purpose? By the time we get to Breaking Dawn he’ll be transparent, which will really suck for those of us who are holding out for those bed-breaking Brazilian love scenes.

2. Kristen Stewart‘s wig, you make K-Stew’s atrocious Joan Jett haircut look luscious. Did they make the poor girl to sleep in a hat every night to flatten that thing out even more? Why David Slade/Summit didn’t force Kristen to get extensions and dye the goth look is beyond us. Bring back Bella’s old hair!

3. WHERE IS THE KISSING? The making out? The snuggling to keep warm? The tent full of sexual tension? The Edward and Bella dry humping? This movie is for GIRLS (and er, grown women) and sure, we gals like action but we like ACTION a lot more (especially action that involves a shirtless Robert Pattinson, pleaseeeee).

Okay okay, now that our rant’s over we’re ready to gush. We’re excited to finally see some drama and danger (much improved from the motor bike snooze-fest that is New Moon), Bryce Dallas Howard looks badass as Victoria and OMG! The engagement ring!

It’s big.

Check out our gallery of screen-grabs from the trailer below and feel free to put us in our place in the comments. We know you can dish it and we can definitely take it.

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Battle Of The Abs: Housewife Vs. Werewolf

Twilight‘s resident beefcake Jacob Black may have met his muscular match, and in the least likely of places. Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon posed poolside in the Bahamas today, flaunting werewolf-caliber abs. Though Taylor Lautner has detailed the intensive training for his role as Bella’s buff BFF, good genes are undoubtedly at play. Lautner had washboard ripples pre-puberty, and Bensimon often makes passing comments on RHONY that she’s naturally thin. Tell us the truth McToothy – you’re doing more than running through Manhattan traffic.

Whose got the better abs? The air-headed Housewife or the teen wolf? [Photos: Splash News, Summit Entertainment]

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There Is No Way Rob Is Cheating On Kristen With A Gossip Girl

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Our panic attack has calmed down enough to pound out this post dedicated to all you Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart haters out there: there is no way in hell RPattz is sleeping with Leighton Meester, okay ya’ll? He’ just not. You want proof? We’ll give you proof: 1. Rob and Kristen were photographed in Budapest together just a few days ago and 2. Rob has ears and would never, ever bed the person responsible for the song “Somebody To Love.”

Now, In Touch, craploid magazine extraordinaire, is claiming that Rob is busy riding Blair Waldorf behind Kristen’ back. They also allege the pair is secretly sexting each other and getting dirty via text. NOT TRUE! Nothing could tear apart the greatest couple to ever roam the earth in flannels and Ray-Bans. In fact, Robsten is more than just a couple – they are one being bonded like greasy scalp oil to the hair shaft! Stay away, Leighton Meester. Rob may not be on to you (or on you, for that matter) but we Robsten-crazed fan are.

For you non-believers, enjoy this magical Robsten retrospective detailing the couple’s best moments in 2009, the greatest year in Rob n’ Kristory, and our giant gallery of the couple. Eff Leighton!

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Twilight Craze Coming to Oprah

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Oprah might be the last person you’d expect to get in on the Twilight craze. But never one to be left out of pop culture fun, she’s joining right in with a special Twilight-themed episode. And she’s looking for some Twilight-obsessed fans. Sounds like it could be you!

Read the full story at LimeLife.

by (@katespencer)

ZOMG! Rob And Kristen’s Top Secret Romantic Vacation

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still swapping flannel shirts and getting their fingers tangled in each others’ greasy hair. Hallelujah! Praise Stephenie Meyer! Rob is busy filming Bel Ami in Budapest, Hungary, which is where the couple was spotted this weekend just in time to celebrate Kristen’ 20th birthday. The private pair was seen leaving the local airport…heading somewhere seriously romantic, we hope. Long live Robsten!

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Celebrate KStew’s 20th Birthday With Her 20 Sassiest Faces

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True Kristen Stewart fans know she is known for one thing. Okay yes, banging Robert Pattinson, but there’s something else: her bitch face. KStew tude is as common an occurrence as her beat up Converse and weirdly tied t-shirts. The girl could watch a marathon of Simpsons episodes and she’d probably make her bitch face through out the entire thing. KStew’s got tude, and she knows how to use it.

In honor of our heroine’s 20th birthday today, we’re gifting the world with a glorious montage of 20 of her sassiest Stew faces. So while Kristen is kissing Rob in Budapest right now (rumored, of course), you can check out the gallery below and imagine how sassy their make out sessions must be.

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