According to Page Six, would-be First Lady Cindy McCain was offered a chance to compete on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. She was thrilled, but hubby/Senator John McCain put his foot down, because it’s always about him. But with Barack Obama taking office on Tuesday, there’s an obvious replacement for Ms. McCain: President George W. Bush! Here are some reasons why.
- Laura will love it.
- It’s not like his approval ratings could get any worse.
- Dancing on TV as the economy collapses has to be more fun than avoiding subpoenas while the world collapses. More poetic, too.
- A publisher might actually want to put out his memoirs.
- Dude is a dancing fool. Check out the gallery for some of the departing President’s greatest steps.