If you’ve been waiting patiently for a nice, tall glass of Miley Cyrus haterade, than look no further – let Scandalist quench your thirst. We’ve just about had it with Miley’s obnoxiously enormous sixteen year old ego. She’s just not cute anymore! Her youtube videos are petty, her peace signs pointless, and her on-set tantrums completely pathetic. We can no long stand by silently – Miley’s gotta be called on her bullsh*it.
Here are five recent reasons we – and the entire world – are sick of this Southern songbird.
- Her entire outfit above. The get-up is a tacky homage to the worst trends of our current decade. Ugg boots are so 2003, vintage Rolling Stones tees were big on the Olsen set in 2004, Louis Vuitton luggage was done by Jessica Simpson years ago, jean shorts were only cool last summer, and that effing headband – the stupidest trend of 2008 – should be banned to a H&M sale rack for eternity.
- Ruining Gay Day at Disneyland – the park is closing early so Miley can host her very own sweet sixteen birthday party on October 5th. Sounds sweet, but it just so happens to be on the same day as the unofficial Gay Days at the park. Those celebrating will be shut out early so Ms. Miley can brat out on Big Thunder Mountain.
- That 20-year old boyfriend Miley is like, totally not banging! It doesn’t matter how many whole dates she goes on with the guy – he’s a grown man dating a high school aged girl. Creepy, not cool.
- Crashing the Sex and the City party: Miley really wants to play the teenage version of Carrie Bradshaw, once Candance Bushnell‘s new teen-focused series gets turned into a show. We have a feeling Carrie would want someone with a little more NYC style, and little bit less of a wig collection.
- She’s trying to get fired from her hit show Hannah Montana. And in this economic crisis, she’s the only person in America desperate to lose a job. So while you get booted from your job because the market’s collapsing, just remember that sixteen year old that is like, so sick of making millions dancing around on the Disney Channel.
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