Cate Blanchett wants us to know that her husband, theater director Andrew Upton, loves her just the way she is. “I haven’t done [any plastic surgery], but who knows. Andrew said he’d divorce me if I did anything,” the star of Benjamin Button explained to Us Magazine. “I’m not a trophy. He likes the vessel, but he also wants to make sure the vessel is full.” Or maybe Captain Keebler here knows his smoking hot wife would look like a freak if her lips were any larger.
“When you’ve had children, your body changes; there’s history to it. I like the evolution of that history; I’m fortunate to be with somebody who likes the evolution of that history.” With plastic surgery nightmares commonplace among aging stars, you have to root for anyone determined to age gracefully. But don’t get your man wrong, Cate. With your big-ass ears, he knows pulling your face back would turn you into a gremlin. And it’s not like the lumpy gnome could do better. If this dude expresses anything other than gratitude in the bed chamber, drop him immediately.
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