Citizen Scandal: Topless PETA Protest Fails To Rid Store Of Foie Gras

by Anthony Miccio

PETA sure knows how to get attention. Want to get people to realize dog shows are cruel? Dress up like Klansmen! Want to protest a British department store selling foie gras? Take off your clothes! If people won’t listen to horror stories of how waterfowl are force fed to create the delicacy, then maybe they’ll listen to naked people. Cuz everyone takes a naked person seriously.

A handful of half-nude PETA representatives appeared in front of a Selfridges store in London earlier today, posing for cameras until cops told them to move on. The protesters then bared their breasts, locked arms in front of the building and sang “Give Geese A Chance” as police sprayed them with a firehose and dragged their limp bodies away.

Just kidding. They left as soon as the cops asked, knowing that these photos were bound to educate and persuade. If just one boob enthusiast checks PETA’s anti-foie gras website and promises never to buy the expensive dish again, it all was worth it. And look out for Nazis in lingerie protesting horse-drawn carriages in Manhattan.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Well, that was fun and educational.
[Photo: Splash News Online]