There’s normally something enjoyable about watching washed up celebrities flaunt a new skill on national TV, but this new line up of Dancing With The Stars is so weird it makes us cringe. It’s one thing to trot out lovable losers so that we can laugh as they fumble awkwardly and cry when they redeem themselves, but cast member Steve-O seems to enjoy crashing and burning way too much to make the spectacle enjoyable. Not to mention, seeing rapper Lil’ Kim‘s face up close and personal is enough to make us curse the creation of HD. Let’s hope she goes out in the first round.
Check out the full cast list below:
- Jewel – Singer, possessor of hot. crooked teeth
- Ty Murray - Jewel’s rodeo riding husband
- Steve Wozniak - Apple co-founder, dated Kathy Griffin
- Steve-O – Currently sober Jackass lunatic
- David Alan Grier – In Living Color and Chocolate News funny guy
- Shawn Johnson – Tiny Olympic gymnast
- Lawrence Taylor - Legendary football star
- Lil’ Kim – The Queen Bee. ‘Nuff said.
