Heidi Montag Has Her Cake And Eats It Too

by Kate Spencer

Happy staged birthday, Heidi Montag. It must have been kinda sad to know in advance what gifts you were getting – a new purse and YSL ankle booties, OMG! – but you fake it so well. We consider your acting skills to be a birthday gift – to us. Also, that’s a pretty tall glass of champagne there. We know it takes a substantial amount of booze to stomach looking at Spencer, but check yourself before you wreck yourself (anymore than you already have).

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Heidi Montag celebrated her 22nd birthday on Sept. 15, 2008 with a picnic with boyfriend Spencer Pratt. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]