Presenting: Mr. and Mrs. Not Really Married Pratt! Heidi Montag and her sweetie Spencer Pratt showed up at the Road To A Cure gala in Los Angeles last night, and when they weren’t sucking face they were busy flaunting their new wedding bling. We don’t know if it’s just that newlywed glow or a spray tan gone bad, but Heidi’s looking more like a frazzled, aging Palm Beach booze-hound than ever before. The floor length leopard print gown – probably picked up at a Hustler Club yard sale – doesn’t help, and neither do her white claws. Fashion school dropouts beware – this could happen to you! [Photo: FilmMagic]
