Paris Needs A Coat – And A Bra

by Kate Spencer

Paris Hilton headed out on the streets of London this week dressed like she was still in Los Angeles. Needless to say, her breasts boycotted her decision to go without a coat. The, uh, actress has been busy convincing the Brits that she’s not dumb, telling the morning show GMTV that, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

And what’s more entertaining than nipples? Nice work Paris. You win this round! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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