Paris Snags Lauren Conrad’s Sloppy Seconds

by Kate Spencer

Well, this is a sure way to tell that Paris Hilton‘s celebrity status is crashing – the heiress is currently dating Doug Reinhardt, minor league baseball player and brother to Laguna Beach “star” Casey Reinhardt. Doug’s already established himself as the latest star f*cker in town, after he bedded both Lauren Conrad and actress Amanda Bynes (they broke up last month).

Paris won’t admit that she’s dating Doug, even though she’s dragged him to Japan for a business-related getaway. Perhaps she’s embarrassed that the only man she can score these days is one tossed aside by reality TV stars and CW-caliber actresses? We’d be mortified too if we’d gone from nailing Greek shipping heirs to traipsing around with a meathead whose dad invented the frozen burrito. No joke.

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Paris Hilton in Japan [Photo: Splash News Online]