Looks like Madge and her Material husband are no more. After years of rumors as to the unhappiness of the pair, Madge’s “affair of the heart” this summer with Yankee Alex Rodriguez, and the fact that Madonna‘s been everywhere but her adopted home of London using that fake accent of hers, we’ve been pretty sure trouble’s been brewing for a while. But the pair stuck it out for eight years, which is a lot longer than most celebrity couples stay married.
In the gallery below, we’ve put together some of the all-time shortest celebrity marriages. From Britney‘s Vegas quickie to Barrymore’s bar nuptials, these folks have proven they *are* just like us, by making really dumb mistakes. From those that were hitched for hours to months, find out which of your favorite celebs said “I do,” only to have their lawyers tell them they didn’t.
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Who: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock
Length: 4 months
Irreconcilable Differences: She says he humiliated her at a screening for her film Borat, calling her a whore. He says she lied about having a miscarriage and flipped out when he opted to see the Lakers over her. The couple spent more time talking trash about each other after they separated than they did married.
He Says: "I knew it was a bad career move to get involved with her because your life becomes a circus — because that's what she wants is media attention," Rock said.
