Adele Covers Glamour Magazine, Talks Dating Within The Famous Circuit

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Adele is adorable and awesome; all you need to do is watch her interview with VH1 in which she calls fellow Brit Robert Pattinson a “national treasure” to know that. Our girl crush on her extended itself when we saw Adele on Glamour‘s July cover talking about one of our top three dream men — Prince Harry! (Ian Somerhalder and Jackson Rathbone round of the top three, in case you’re wondering.) Echoing our statements, she told the magazine, “I’m after Prince Harry. I know I said I wouldn’t go out with a ginger, but it’s Prince Harry! I’d be a real duchess then. I’d love a night out with him, he seems like a right laugh.” A “right laugh” being the tip of the iceberg, of course.

She also spoke about dating within the celebrity circuit and her opinion is now a part of our quotable quotes collection! We giggled when we saw what she said — “I’ve been on a few dates with celebrities but I don’t like it. You go out and everyone looks at you both. I’m not going to say who. We go to really established places that know how to keep their f—king mouths shut. But then, everyone wants to f—k a celebrity so I wouldn’t trust them.” In case you’re wondering who she would date, the field’s wide open, but she does have a couple of clauses. She explained, “I don’t have a type. Never have. Older, but not as in 50…Not younger than me. I’m pretty young so it would be like f—ing Justin Bieber! Any color. Any shape. But they’ve got to be funny.”  Got that? Selena Gomez, rest easy! Having a potty-mouth would help too, we reckon.

[Photo via Glamour Magazine]

Kim Kardashian Threatens To Sue Bret Lockett Over Affair Allegations

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Kim Kardashian may just sue Brett Lockett if he doesn’t stop talking about their alleged affair, which also involves her supposedly cheating on Kris Humphries, her fiance. In Touch even ran a cover story about their apparent hook-up, and Kimmy’s hopping mad with them. She’s sent the magazine a letter telling them to drop the story or else she’ll sue because, as Kim’s reps keep saying, she’s never met or spoken to Brett. (Who happens to be Tom Brady‘s team mate on the New England Patriots, BTW.) He was quoted in the story to have said, “I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does. She pursued me.” and is ready to present concrete proof that Kim is lying.

What’s Kris take on this, is what we want to know. Kim’s very much wearing her huge engagement ring, as seen in this photograph taken at LAX yesterday so it seems they’re presenting a untied front. Kim’s also sent a cease and desist letter to Brett now, telling him to quit talking about her cheating on Kris with him. She also wants him to admit he’s been lying or else it’s off to court. Her lawyer Michael Kump has said, “To put it very plainly and clearly, and as Mr. Lockett knows, there is not now, and never has been such a relationship. Ms. Kardashian does not know and has never even met Mr. Lockett.” So’s who’s telling the truth and who’s lying? What do you think?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Duchess Kate Looks Gorgeous At First Official Black Tie Event

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A little after a month of tying the knot Prince (Duke) William and his Duchess Kate Catherine (neé Middleton) have already been thrown into the official meet-and-greet cycle. First up, the royal couple met the Obamas where Catherine’s outfit was widely publicized and promptly sold out.

Next up was their first official black tie event together, something we were waiting for because we needed to see the Duchess go glam! William and Kate attended a charity dinner yesterday —  the 10th Annual Absolute Return for Kids gala — at Kensington Palace. The 900 guests paid a cool $16,000 to attend the fancy dinner with the royal duo, while Mark Ronson feted them with music! Catherine did not disappoint with the outfit, shimmering in a Jenny Packham gown with lots of Swarovski crystal detailing, with her glossy hair down. Works for us!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Estella Warren Charged With Battery, Hit-And-Run After Drunken Escapade

by (@hallekiefer)

Which is more embarrassing? To be known for your starring role in the Planet of the Apes remake across from Mark Wahlberg, or for following up your hit-and-run with a swift kick to your arresting officer before trying to your attempt to escape custody? Yeah, we know. It’s a toss-up. Seeing as how Estella Warren’s D.U.I. arrest last month came after the actress plowed into several parked cars, hit a cop and managed to extract herself from her handcuffs like a master magician, it’s not much of a surprise that Estella Warren’s charges now include DUI, hit-and-run driving, battery and resisting arrest. That is extremely humiliating, but at the same time…remember that ape Lincoln Monument, at the end of the movie? We know; it’s like a mind-teaser.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Michelle Rodriguez Falls Off Her Board In Spain

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And you thought Leonardo DiCaprio‘s post-Cannes vacation in Europe was long! Michelle Rodriguez was spotted out in the sun today, paddling on—and falling off—her board in Formentera, Spain. The Avatar star appears to have been partying across Europe for weeks, and far be it from us to hate on that, especially when it leads to priceless shots like these. See more in the gallery below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Super 8 Teaser Video Finally Shows Us That Sweet Alien Goodness

by (@hallekiefer)

Given that it’s promoting a potential summer blockbuster, the Super 8 trailer sure kept a tight lid on the one thing we actually care about: what that E.T. looks like! Are we talking about scales, giant tentacles or some kind of killer tree nonsense that will have us storming out of the theater a la The Happening? Well, based on what we can glean about the Super 8 alien from this teaser video, the creature from beyond the stars may or may not be made out of giant McRibs…but terrifyingly so. The video also seems to suggest that the otherworldly being in J.J. Abrams‘ sci-fi action flick has been around since 1958, over 20 years before the film takes place. Then why would they take it on a train ride? We have so many questions! Super 8 is out in wide-release tomorrow, and Elle Fanning and Friday Night LightsKyle Chandler are really going to wish they had a sneak peek of what they were going up against. Or that McRibs had been invented yet.

Sacha Baron Cohen Looks Saddam-azing In First Official Photo Of The Dictator

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The first photo of Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator was released today, and let’s just say we’re going to go ahead and start slowly assembling our “incredibly hirsute tyrant” costume for Halloween 2012. Due out on next May, The Dictator plot features the Bruno star as, the official press release explains, “a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed. It is inspired by the best selling novel, Zabibah and The King, by Saddam Hussein.” Or in our unofficial press release, “Borat 2.0, but with more sashes.”

Joining their fearless leader in the film is Jason Mantzoukas, Ben Kingsley and Anna Faris as Cohen’s love interest. Earlier this week a clean-shaven Sacha was also spotted in New York filming scenes for The Dictator in a patriotic track suit, which is a great alternative outfit to wear in October 2012, depending on how much you’re really willing to shell out at Michael’s to look like a ruthless totalitarian.

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Weston Cage’s Mom Blames Dad Nic Cage For His Emotional Problems

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If you thought being Nic Cage‘s son must be hard, Christina Fulton agrees with you. Weston Cage, her son with the famous actor, remains hospitalized after attacking his personal trainer at a restaurant yesterday, and Fulton is lashing out at Nic to the press. “My son is in trouble, he’s in the hospital right now and he’s under some really good care so that makes me very happy,” she said  “But I’m pretty pissed off because his father, um, he’s affected by his father and that’s why he’s in that hospital.” Nic was in the ambulance with his son at the scene, with Weston strapped to a gurney after police feared he was still unstable after the incident.

While Fulton hasn’t made any specific allegations yet, it won’t be hard for her to get sympathy, especially after Nic Cage’s arrest in New Orleans this April, following a series of bizarre public breakdowns culminating with Nic daring police to arrest him after he argued with his wife over which house they were staying in.  So far the elder Cage has yet to comment on yesterday’s drama.

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From Sax To Sacs: The Clinton-Weiner Story

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Sure, this Anthony Weiner scandal is getting out of hand. I mean, that crotch shot that leaked yesterday was exactly like a hot pink pixelated nightmare I once had. And then that got me to thinking: Wait a second. Sure, this Weiner thing may have destroyed this man’s career and growing family, but you know who is loving life right now?

Bill Clinton.

Click to hear me explain why on this morning’s episode of VH1′s Big Morning Buzz Live.

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