These two are at it again with their sweetness and light. Taylor Swift and maybe-BF Jake Gyllenhaal are spending Thanksgiving together in Brooklyn. Jaylor popped in for lattes at the Gorilla Coffee shop in Park Slope yesterday with an eyewitness revealing, “They asked one of the coffee shop employees for help picking out beans.”

So they’re done apple picking, they’ve done ice cream, and now coffee. What’s next? Here are our top picks for more saccharine Swyllenhaal activities.

1. Going to a crafts class together and making a big sparkly “13″ collage (Taylor’s lucky number).
2. Recording a Christmas single and donating the proceeds to orphans in Azerbaijan.
3. Going ice-skating in matching his-and-hers leotards.
4. Planting seeds (of love) together at a park to benefit generations to come.
5. All of the above.

Our money’s on the last choice.

The Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene love fest knows no boundaries. Which means all those time zones are probably make them foggy. The couple were about to fly out from Abu Dhabi, when the JoBro screwed up on his packing preparation. They were stopped at security, because Joe had knives in his hand luggage.

We’re thinking, is Joe even old enough to play with knives? You know what, the answer is affirmative since he’s old enough to play with Ashley.

But this is a Jonas Brother we’re talking about so the knife in question was a cheese cutter, that’s all. Ashley explained on Lopez Tonight, “We were going from the Middle East to New York, so [there was] tons of security, tons of screenings. We got through one, surprisingly enough.” But they got busted soon enough, and Joe’s response, appropriately was, ”Whoopsies!”

“Whoopsies doesn’t cut it,” Greene said. “We were going to get arrested!” Ashley, “whoopsies” doesn’t cut it in any situation.

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Taylor Swift is now living on her own, flying the coop from her Mom and Pops, so to speak. She was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and enthused, “Living alone you can do so many fantastic things. You can walk around and have conversations with yourself and like, sing your thoughts. … I think I’m the only one who does that.” Taylor, may we just say, you’re not.

Swift also confessed that she’s not about to get into trouble anytime soon (borrrinngg), because her Teachers Pet cap is still sitting proudly on her head. “I have the deeply ingrained fear of getting into trouble and being sent the principal’s office of life.” So no stumbling out of bars once she turns 21 next month. Instead, her adult excursions will involve this: “I get to go to the concerts now that my friends [used to] leave me at home for.”

Now this is all very wholesome and lovely but we’d like to propose a different plan of action. If Jake Gyllenhaal were our boyfriend we’d have him dressed as he is on the Love & Other Drugs poster, all the time. Which means in nothing. Now that’s making use of an empty house,