Dash NYC: It Lives!!!

by (@JordanRuntagh)

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The Kardashian sisters celebrated the grand opening of their Dash NYC boutique in New York’s Soho last night. Kim and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe all donned matching classic-black outfits as they made their way through the throngs of fans on hand to wish them well. In fact, so many people turned out that police reportedly had to close down the street and make serveral arrests. One over zealous fan even attempted to jump into party guest Kayne West’s Maybach limousine!

But the scene inside the newly christened Dash NYC was all champagne and glam while cameras rolled to capture the moment for the E! reality series Kim and Kourtney Take New York. Check out the swank and the scuffle in the gallery below!

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William Shatner Sings “F*ck You” Badly, Even By Shatner Standards

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Even taking into account William Shatner’s harmlessly ironic musical existence and this clip’s obvious attempt to go viral through its stupidity, this clip of Shatner singing Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” on Lopez Tonight last night is just truly awful. I realize William Shatner doing anything can’t be taken seriously, but he’s clearly seeing the lyrics to the song for the first time ever — Shatner in his singing prime would’ve at least rehearsed his sh*tty ironic performance.

And of course, here’s the video anyway:

Here’s A Crazy Russian Guy Running Around Naked

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This video is not safe for work because it is 7 minutes of a man being naked, but beyond that, it’s really just fun for the whole family. It’s just a naked guy in Russia who goes nuts and starts messing with people until they all gang up on him and stop him from messing around. There’s a really great part around 3:30 where the naked guy disappears into a building and you think, “There’s no way he’s coming out of that building without somebody chasing behind him,” and then THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. “Called it!” you yell to yourself.

Thanks again, The Daily What.

Courtney Love Vs. The Internet

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You guys, we just figured something out. Courtney Love, aging rock star and mother to teenager Frances Bean, is no different from most parents of a certain age. And by that we mean: she kinda doesn’t get the internet.

We first got a taste of this when she tweeted an almost-naked image of herself, and then quit Twitter over it, claiming she meant for the image to be sent to her boyfriend. #OOPS, but also #That’sAPrettyBigEffingMistake.

Now, Love is expressing some outrage over her Wikipedia page because she doesn’t think it reflects her accurately. She told Page Six “I just want what awards I got . . . who I [bleeped] — on the record — or who said nice things about [bleep ing] me. And how many hits I’ve had. And that’s it.” Do you think she knows she can go in there and edit that stuff herself? (Although we have never actually seen a Contents section that features a “Who She F*cked” chapter on someone’s page, but if that’s what the lady wants…) As for the awards and albums, well, that’s all in there. Looks like it’s up to Courtney and/or a very brave/well-informed moderator to add the other stuff. “Why?” is another question entirely.

#Grandma’sOnTheInternetAgainTalkin’BoutSexSomebodyStopHer

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Lil’ Wayne Released From Prison Today

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Lil’ Wayne has served his time in prison and is now a free man. The rapper was released from Rikers Island in New York today after serving eight months of a one-year sentence for felony weapons possession. Despite the fact that he was put into solitary confinement briefly for possessing an MP3 player and earphones, he was released early for good behavior.

It’s been reported that he will be throwing himself a party at a strip club in Miami on Sunday to celebrate his release and that he may also appear onstage this Saturday in Las Vegas with Drake. Drake somewhat cryptically told MTV News “I would just advise you to book a ticket out there. If you can get tickets to that show on the 6th, I would strongly advise it,” leading to speculation that Weezy might be a surprise guest. We wonder if supportive fan Bill Clinton might show up?

Congrats, LW, you are  free to make music and blog once again. Oh wait, you never stopped doing that.

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Miley Cyrus, P.I.

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Miley Cyrus did say she was giving up music to focus on her acting, but after The Last Song flopped, we figured maybe she was reconsidering that career move. Well, we were wrong. Miley is planning to make another movie, and in this new one she’s going to take all the skills she learned as Hannah Montana (disguising ones self in wigs, mainly) to turn herself into a detective. The film, called So Undercover, will star Cyrus as a “tough, street-smart private eye” sent to infiltrate a college sorority. Of course.

While we don’t have trouble seeing Miley in a fedora and trench coat and playing an investigator, we don’t exactly see her as the “tough, street-smart” kind. More like the “I fell into this because of a crazy science experiment” kind. Guess we’ll have to wait and see how it turns out. But so help us, if they have Miley do a remake of Hall and Oates‘ “Private Eyes” we will boycott this movie so hard.

Demi Lovato Was “Partying” Night Before Fight With Dancer

by (@missmuttoo)

We’re really feeling for Demi Lovato. Since the start of her rehab stint, so much disturbing information had been emerging ranging from her alleged cutting and eating disorder to her horrific experiences with bullying in middle school. And honestly, dealing with an ex-boyfriend is hard enough, but to go with him on tour and his new girlfriend? Super harsh!

People is reporting that Demi apparently got into a physical altercation with a female dancer, which was the motivation for her going to rehab. Their source explains, “As she did on most nights off, Demi invited her band, dancers and her parents to dinner. Afterward, she broke off with a very small group. When tour management found out about this, they talked to the people involved, including Demi. Demi reacted badly and perceived that someone on tour had told on her.” The story also reports that her stepdad, Eddie De La Garza, wasn’t too happy with the night’s events, because the Demi and her small entourage had been partying.

Our question is, what exactly did the partying involve? We’re not trying to imply anything here, but for someone to get pissed off because she was getting some downtime, sounds a little suspicious to us. The spy doesn’t really explain what the “very small group” got up to, and why her handlers got so pissed at the 18-year-old. And for her to then fly off the handle like that at the dancer (Demi felt that she had told on them), is again, kinda weird. So what actually went down that night to have invited such an adverse reaction?

That Was Close! Angelina Pivarnick’s Song Will Not Be Unleashed On The World

by (@missmuttoo)

Have faith in the universe peeps, and it will not let you down. Just two days ago, news broke that Kim Kardashian was recording an album.  And then we remembered, with shock and horror, that the Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick was cutting a track, as well.

We started praying as hard as we could. Because another Paris Hilton-esque catastrophe needed to be avoided at all costs. Looks like *they* listened because  Angelina’s song is a no-go. Hallelujah!

Guess what the magnus opus was called… I’m Hot. It’s like two degrees of separation from Paris Hilton’s That’s Hot! The reason why it’s being canned is because the slap-happy Joisy girl reckons she isn’t being reimbursed properly for her efforts. Read: no cash from her producer Andy Stein, who denies her claim, saying, “I agreed to give [Angelina] exactly what she asked for.”

But we know what the real reason is, right? *Gazes up at the sky in thankful adoration*

Kanye West Is Sorry For Being Mean To George Bush

by (@missmuttoo)

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Kanye West feels you, George Bush. It’s time to let go of the pain! Before you WTF us, guys, let us explain. See now, Bush is a sensitive ol’ soul, who was hurt by big ol’ meanie Kanye calling him racist. Whilst being interviewed by Matt Lauer, he revealed, “He called me a racist. And I didn’t appreciate it then. I don’t appreciate it now. It’s one thing to say, ‘I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.’ It’s another thing to say, ‘This man’s a racist.’ I resent it, it’s not true.”

All together now… Awww. And now would be the correct time to interject a WTF, too. Because of everything Bush could have talked about (read: apologized for), the man decided to talk about how his presidential morale was rocked by a rapper.

But Kanye, on the other hand, is turning a new leaf y’all. He may have dumped Louis Vuitton for Lanvin, but at least he’s sorry for it. He even apologized to Taylor Swift for ruining one of her many award moments (time to get over that one). And he’s sorry for the trauma he inflicted on G.B saying, “I definitely can understand the way he feels, to be accused of being a racist in any way, because the same thing happened to me, where I got accused of being a racist.”

Kanye can never be done in a couple of sentences, so he added, “For both situations, it was basically a lack of compassion that America felt in that situation. With him, it was a lack of compassion of him not rushing, him not taking the time to rush down to New Orleans. For me, it was a lack of compassion of cutting someone off in their moment. But nonetheless, I think we’re all quick to pull a race card in America. And now I’m more open, and the poetic justice that I feel, to have went through the same thing that he went [through] — and now I really more connect with him on just a humanitarian level.”

OMG. Kanye and George Bush? BFF? Totes going to happen. And Kanye, we know you’re being more “open” and all that. Just don’t say you’re connecting with George Bush. Ever.

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