Celine Dion and her family posed for the cover of Canada’s famous weekly magazine 7 Jours. I love it. In fact, this might be my favorite Celine Dion Joint since her epic Larry King appearance a few years ago. What do we love about it? Here are 7 things:
1. Celine Dion is a goddess — this I believe we can all agree on — and as yet more proof, she sat for a magazine cover photo with no makeup on. And given that she is 11 months pregnant, we think she looks pretty beautiful. You know… for her. (Ed. Note: She was given her vocal chords by the same person that molded Mozart’s brain, so who gives a sh*t what she looks like? Annnyway…)
2. Ah!! Is that her son, Rene-Charles??? He’s such a little man now!! Though we do miss his luscious locks (which could have easily been turned into a wig for her bald husband, Also Rene):
3. …And then he could keep it knot-free using a “Comblée,” which we will forever assume is French for “comb” without Googling.
4. Why hello there, Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge. Cool leather necklace! Wait, is Thivierge the French word for “anonymous sex”? Because, in that case, I would probably Thivierge him.
DOG FACE CLOSE-UP AHEAD.
You know how we all love dates? Not awkward romantic dates, but calendar dates wherein the actual numbers are signifcant? Like, remember when it was 12:34 and 56 seconds on July 8, 2009? That was something, right? Or maybe it wasn’t. It’s stupid either way. A bit more interesting was the Back To The Future date hoax. Basically, we love when dates are something to be noted. Because what the eff else would we Twitter about? Today is no exception. It’s probably the most notable date…of note in a while. Because it’s everyone’s favorite 90′s teen soap opera day: 9/02/10. In honor of this day and those who begat him, Josh Schwartz twittered this:
Cute. Hey, do you ever just wonder what Ian Ziering is doing right now??
Via NY Mag
Media Take Out‘s all worked up today (their post is titled “DUH-RAMMMMA!”) over their allegation that Kanye West has been “sneaking around” with Selita Ebanks behind boyfriend Maxwell‘s back. Apparently she and Maxwell have been up in each others’ pants for 6 months, and he is gonna freak his sh*t when he finds out his model love is bumpin’ uglies with Kanye, OMG!!! (As we noted earlier, Kanye was stuck sitting in front of Chuck and Vanessa from Gossip Girl, the poor guy.)
The “proof:” the above photo of Kanye and Selita sitting together chastely at the US Open and an anonymous source who could be anyone from my cat to me to Maxwell himself. Or, as we in the blogging world like to call it: “jumping to conclusions.”
Now, for all we know Kanye and Selita could have left the US Open and done it every which way all night long. But from what we have seen and read, there’s nothing that points us in that direction. And even if it is true, who cares? He’s Kanye West, guys, he does what he wants. It’s called the Taylor Swift moment and it rocked America to its core for 20 seconds last year. And frankly, Selita is a grown-ass woman who’s proven herself to be smart and savvy (example a): she got into Colombia, example b): she got rid of Nick Cannon), so if she wants to bone the biggest ego in America, so be it.
More pics of Selita’s hotness below!
Splash News Online has some sneaky photos of some of our most beloved Mad Men cast members shooting an upcoming episode of the series.
Because we are ladies like that, we won’t give away any spoilers before the jump. Although, to be fair, there really aren’t ANY spoilers… just things… that are strange… and make very little sense.
OK! First up, we’ve got Hamm being dressed by a Cesar Milan lookalike:
I think we can all agree Miss Blankenship did it better:
PS Wait, did Cesar Millan join the cast? I smell Sal love interest!
Zoolander jokes, am I right? But seriously. In the film Zoolander the fashion line Derelicte, as conceived of by Will Ferrell’s Mugatu, is homeless person style. And, behold: A homeless Gaga. If homeless people sculpted their hair into Statue of Liberty points, burned paper, had shopping carts and collected Marc Jacobs’-yep. That’s basically the perfect description of a homeless person in NYC. Check, check, check, check. The fashion industry, as ever, is a parody of itself. Congrats!
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Halle Berry‘s daughter Nahla scores a Minnie Mouse balloon on a run to the grocery store. [Photo: Splash News]
Well aren’t I glad I dragged myself into the office today after about seventeen weeks of working from home. (Thank you Dan Hopper for leaving so that I may sit at your desk, go through your things, rearrange your computer files, frame you for international espionage). Otherwise, I would have never ridden the elevator and caught the elevator news. We have elevator news here at Viacom. It’s pretty 21st century. And on the elevator news it said that Ferrari has recalled the 458 Italia model SUPERCAR because they’ve been EXPLODING. That is so effing metal! I bet it’s not a design flaw, it’s just that there’s a self-destruct button built in and all the people who drive the SUPERCARS realize that they’d rather die with their secrets than be caught by Interpol. I assume all these explosions took place while speeding through the Swiss Alps en route to Monte Carlo (does one get to Monte Carlo via the Swiss Alps?). I really hope Paul Walker wasn’t hurt. What’s that? You want to watch Paul Walker’s blooper reel from Fast & Furious? Me too!
Ed Westwick: “God, you never listen, Jessica! Seriously. You make me so MAD! Why are we back together again??”
Jessica Szohr: “Like, I’m wearing a hat ‘n stuff. I can see a pigeon. What are you so mad about, Ed?”
Ed: “My blood is literally boiling right now. All I want to do is watch Andy Roddick at the U.S. Open you care about is some pigeon? Nice one, Andy! Up here! Hey! Andy! I need a new roommate now that Chace moved out! We can talk about guy stuff! So…call me. ”
Kanye West’s internal monologue: “BREATHE, SELF, JUST BREATHE. DON’T LET THESE GOSSIP GIRL BITCHES GET TO YOU!!! I GOTTA STOP AT DESIGN WITHIN REACH AFTER THIS TO GET A NEW EAMES CHAIR FOR MY DINING ROOM! I WONDER WHAT @JUSTIN BIEBER IS DOING RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO BE A BALL BOY IS THERE A SCHOOL FOR THAT? LIFE IS GOOOOOOD!!!!! SHUT UP CHUCK AND VANESSA JUST SHUT UP!! PEACE AND LOVE EVERYBODY”
Jessica: “Bye bye, pigeon!”
[Photo: Getty Images]
Do you know or are you yourself a gay man? First of all, hellewwww, we’d be like BFF. Second of all, put everything down, shut off all of your electronic appliances (except for your comp), draw the blinds, and LISTEN. Because we have actual video footage of Inception star and possible bi-ess-you-al (bisexual) Tom Hardy working out with his trainer.
This video includes classic exercises such as “Running on the Ground with Paper Towel Shoes,” “Skull Push-Ups,” and “Ass Extendos.” Rarely can a video simultaneously turn you on while also making you feel like the laziest piece of sh*t that’s ever lived.
Thank you ONTD!
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