It’s really hard to pull off a ribbed turtle neck. Though made for cooler weather, it secretly leaves very little to the imagination. You have to be in top physical form to rock one. You’d have to go to the Gym. If you wear a lighter colored ribbed t neck, you might want a Tan to offset it. You’d have to go to the Laundry and wash it carefully so as to maintain the integrity of the ribs. It’s almost as though the ribbed turtleneck was designed specifically for The Situation and his family. Because look how effing rad they look in this family photo:
Would it be weird if this were my Christmas card every year? No? Great!
Actresses get a lot of heat for their appearance in Hollywood. But what of our beloved actors? What of them? From Tom Berenger’s unrecognizably haggard turn in Inception, to Carrot Top (yes, he acts!), here are 25 of the Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood. And oh yes, it gets controversial.
25. TOM BERENGER
24. RUSSELL CROWE
23. FRANKIE MUNIZ
22. MICKEY ROURKE
Just in time for the Mad Men S4 Premiere: Square-jawed comedian Rob Delaney has once again joined forces with the most baby-faces of all the New Kids OTB, Joey McIntyre, for a revival of MA Men. It’s Mad Men meets Ben Affleck’s character in Good Will Hunting. This episode also featured SNL cast-off Michaela Watkins, who takes it from behind like a champ.
Joey McIntyre, never, ever, change.
When we met Kellan Lutz on the red carpet of the Eclipse premiere, we were surprised at how mellow, down to earth and seriously hot the guy is. He never really did it for us on film, but in the flesh? YES PLEASE. Also his beefiness is not as obvious in person; but then again we were so charmed by his easy going manner – and HIS EYES – that we barely even looked at those arms (that’s a lie, they were just covered up in a suit so we couldn’t gawk as hard as we wanted).
Our girl Janell Snowden from VH1 News caught up with Kellan at the Do Something Awards and chatted with him about the impending end of the Twilight Saga and the paparazzi harassment he and his co-stars Kristen Stewart (photos) and Robert Pattinson (photos) endure. Watch, swoon, repeat.
Bill Murray was on Letterman last night and demonstrated the hipster (cue someone yelling at me for using the term hipster) trend of diving into dumpster pools. Dumpster pool diving. You know, a dumpster that’s a pool. ‘Cause it’s hot and not all of us are millionaires with access to a pool. Because only millionaires have access to pools. Also, Bill Murray is most definitely a millionaire. Most flawed theory to date. Anyway, here he is, being Bill Murray, which is to say, perfect.
That was like urban Meatballs!
Dear Taylor Momsen,
It’s Sarah Walker. You don’t know me, so let me just tell you something about myself. Let’s see, off the top of my head, I dislike pants. So much. I would rather not wear pants than really just about anything. They are constrictive. Give me a short or a tight any day. Hell, even thigh highs. What’s that you say? You too? Cool! What else…my hair’s not as long as yours, but it’s getting there. And whenever I go to the hairdresser’s they’re all like, “You should trim your hair more otherwise it’ll get unhealthy and Dear God look at all of your split ends” and I’m all like “BACK OFF! You’re not my MOM! OR my dentist who tries to similarly shame me, flossing-wise.” Don’t you HATE IT when grownups just are all up in your BUSINESS??? Me too. I’m totes not a grown up btdubs. I mean, I pay taxes, but I only have a part time job so I can spend the rest of my time just being young and ROCKING OUT. I also don’t work from an office most of the time. Because offices are for SQUARES. And my cubicle is a box and I hate when people put me in boxes. They are so constrictive. Like pants. My point is, we are not so different, you and I, so I’m going to dare to give you some life advice: I think you can do better. I understand you’re just trying to be you. But I think maybe, just maybe you’re trying too hard to be, you know, super badass and punk. Like getting into a Twitter fight with Perez Hilton about having a vibrator. (Hand to forehead, swoon from shock). Like this last music video you did for the song Miss Nothing for your band Pretty Reckless (great band name):
Not gonna lie. You are very talented. The song is super rad. Or should I say SUPPER rad. Because it’s the Last Supper. I guess. Religion! Shocking!
The Simpsons are Hamming things up! Jon Hamm – the delish Don Draper from Mad Men – is going to voice a character on the animated show in an episode called Donnie Fatso. We only get to watch it in December (BOO!) The storyline is that Homer becomes an undercover informant in prison to break into Fat Tony’s gang. Which means – yay!- Fat Tony (voiced by Joe Mantegna) is back! Hamm plays the FBI supervisor monitoring Homer.
No Mad Men crossover here, if that’s what you were expecting. Al Jean, the executive producer of The Simpsons confirmed, “There’s no Mad Men reference. Jon’s a gruff FBI man. Homer asks if he can pick his undercover name and finally Jon just says, ‘Your name will be Nicky Blue Pants Altosaxophony.’ Homer says, ‘Do I get to keep the name when I’m done with it?’ and Jon says, ‘No, it’s the property of the government.’ He has no patience for Homer.”
Apparently he was a dream to work with too (uh, obviously). Jean revealed, “You gave him one note and he immediately did 12 great things with it. He was really funny. And handsome. He had it all.” Comments? Hamm and Homer – yay or nay? We’re gunning for a big, fat yay!
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And the hits keep coming. David Boreanaz just slid out of his whole extramarital affair mess (with super skank Rachel Uchitel, no less). Now the Bones star may have come out strong with his family post the blow-up, but get ready for round two. Well, round three actually. Apart from YUCKitel -who denied being involved – another woman was also trying to extort money from him, saying they were involved. He’s now being sued for sexual harassment by a mystery actress.
And to keep it all the family, Gloria Allred is the lawyer handling the case. Remember, she was the one who handled the last extortion case, contacting the Angel-no-more’s lawyer for a six-figure sum! The actress will reveal who she is along with Allred when the papers are officially filed, which is today. Yipee! So the cat will be out of the bag very soon with all the dirty deets and we’ll be chronicling the drama. Is it just us, or does Allred scare the c**p out of everybody?
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When you’re on a reality show that’s about to jump the shark, posing in a bikini for Maxim is par for the course. This morning we find ourselves analyzing these recent pics of Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww (Jenni Something-or-other, we’ll never learn her real name so why bother), and we’re pleasantly surprised by what we see. Sure they’re your standard ‘wet hair posing in a bikini licking a Popsicle like it’s a peen’ kinda photos, but J-Woww looks so stripped down and natural that we’re actually able to see that she’s somewhat pretty in that girl next door with massive fake boobs sorta way.
If J-Woww dropped the boob basket tank tops and Broadway show makeup and just walked around in bikinis and wet hair, it’d be a major improvement. Hint, hint, guidette.
Awww! It’s news like this that makes us turn into little balls of mush. Christina Applegateis pregnant and both she and her fiance, musician Martyn Lenoble, are over the moon. While that in itself is awesome news, consider the run that Applegate has had over the past couple of years. She was diagnosed with breast cancer and had to go through a double mastectomy followed by reconstructive surgery. It must’ve hit really close to home because she watched her mother, Nancy Priddy, go through the same disease. Applegate beat the cancer announcing, “Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I’m definitely not going to die from breast cancer.”
As if that wasn’t rough enough, she dealt with the death of her ex boyfriend Lee Grivas. That’s a lot to swallow. Fortunately, Lenoble has been around providing lots of light at the end of the tunnel, she revealed, “He’s been a friend for about 13 years. Our relationship gets stronger and stronger. I’m really lucky.” The Samantha Who star also summed up her ordeals saying, “I have a small but mighty support system and Martyn has really been an incredible part of my life. Without him, I don’t know if I could’ve gone through any of it. He came around at a time when there was a lot of loss in my life on many levels, so he’s been a really incredible help.”
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