It’s some kind of Universal Truth that people obsess about female celebrities who shave their heads. Remember how Cassie’s curiously half shaved head prompted a major debate on Twitter and a wisecrack from Fabolous about Edward Scissorhands? So it makes perfect sense that Jennifer Hudson‘s InStyle cover story, about her fabulous life and transformation from a “16 to a svelte size 6,” is being eclipsed by her comment that she’s thinking about shaving her head to show off her sexy cheekbone structure.
Yes, she’s only “thinking” about it. But now that she’s teased her fans about making a date with hair clippers, she almost has to go through with it. So allow us to jump the gun and get this debate started early. Jennifer Hudson with a shaved head: Hot or not?
Full disclosure: the above pic is actually a hybrid of Jennifer Hudson’s face with Solange‘s shaved head. If and when the real thing appears, you’ll see it here!
You guys remember Bangs, right? He is a famous internet celebrity superstar because he made this rap video called Take U To Da Movies that was very awesome-internet-bad. Well, he’s back. And he’s singing a song about Facebook. It sounds a whole lot like the song about taking u to da movies, but believe me, it is not that song. It is instead a different song that is about Facebook. Don’t worry, though. Just because it’s a different song doesn’t mean that he doesn’t say “shorty” a whole bunch.
Thanks, Videogum. I’ve always liked you.
There’s been a void in our lives up till now, but it’s finally going to be filled. That’s because we just learned that KhloÃƒÂ© Kardashian and Lamar Odom are creating a unisex fragrance that will be released around Valentine’s day next year. Finally, the delicate scent of attention-seeking desperation mixed with the ever-so-subtle aroma of the Staples Center locker room will be ours.
The scent is reportedly going to be called Unbreakable, we assume as a nod to that great M. Night Shyamalan film that touched so many lives. The news broke last night when Khlomar attended the Casio Rock The World event and Odom let it slip. And then KhloÃƒÂ© tweeted about his spilling the beans. And then we’re sure a camera crew caught her tweeting about his spilling the beans. And then a reporter was there to write it all down and publish it on the internet. Such is the Kardashian way.
It’s basically a fact that once you have your girlfriend or boyfriend star in your music video or get a tattoo of their name/visage, your relationship is not long for this world. I suppose this might extend to US Weekly covers that proclaim that you’re back together and in love, despite the odds. That’s definition jinxing a relationship. So, it comes as no surprise, on just so many levels, that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up again.
Palin, 19, says the relationship soured on July 14, the very same day they announced their marriage intentions to the world. Palin says he told her that evening he might have fathered a baby with another teenage girl. (Palin did not name the young woman, but a pregnant former girlfriend of Johnston’s has since publicly denied his paternity.)
This happened on July 14th? Ah, the old Bastille Day curse. That’s a thing, right? Anyway, Insult, you seem a little alone. Levi would like to add some Injury:
“The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family,” she says. “He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”
Sympathy points deducted for the use of the phrase, “I got played.” However, I totally understand why you would believe that Levi was flying to LA to watch a hunting show. That’s classic Levi.
Now, no matter how we feel about them or their parents as people, the mockery well is poisoned as it were, because their kid, Tripp, is involved. I’m feeling pretty bad for the little dude who was born into this terribleness. I do not know which parent I would prefer him to take after. Levi-no, Bristol! No, Lev-. Eff it. Tripp, run away and join the Mouseketeers as soon as you can so you can be as far away from your family as humanly possible. Wait, the Mouseketeers might not still exist-join the cast of iCarly. Once you’ve established yourself as a Mouseketeer/iCarly cast member, your parents won’t stop you because they respect show business. Then, on your 16th birthday, emancipate yourself and become a successful pop star. Then everything will be fine.
Here’s Pamela Anderson and some other not-uncoked model in a new British ad for Vivienne Westwood Gold Label, which is apparently some sort of life-ruining narcotic:
Makeup Person: “Aaaaaand done. Perfect! Proceed with the photoshoot.”
Pleaseohplease let this facial hair be for a role. This goatee on Channing Tatum is not good. Goatees just say “1990s” to us because they were all the rage when we were in high school and every guy was trying to forcibly grow one to look like Chris Cornell or Layne Staley or really anyone else featured on the Singles soundtrack. And now they’re coming back – Jon Stewart showed up with one on The Daily Show, Nicolas Cage has a creepy one, and now this. Guys, please. Grow a full-on beard or just shave it all off. Anything in between makes you look creepy.
Last winter we gave you all the candy your eyes could take with Lady Gaga‘s Top 100 Hottest Outfits. Today, we take a minute to reflect upon her outrageous-ness; basking in the after shock she has bestowed amongst us mere normals. Our Lady of Crazy has made our favorite artists’ bootylicious hips a little more disproportionate, our shoulders a bit more dramatic, and our eyes a little wider (not to mention the damage she’s caused to our retinas). But don’t be fooled, all of the fashion statements Lady Gaga has made haven’t just perpetuated more ogling, they’ve created a ripple effect amongst our favorite stars.
So, in order to celebrate the authenticity that is Gaga, we’ve assembled a collection of those who have dared to emulate her edgy, abnormal, and borderline supernatural sense of style. Katy Perry and Rihanna are smooth sailing on the waves of their own styles with the help of Gaga’s sophisticated and edgy influence. But Christina Aguilera‘s valiant effort to infuse Gaga’s twisted sexual fantasies and avant-garde tones into her closet falls flat, and it’s safe to say that we liked her more when she held her own style down. And Ke$ha? What the f$ck?
Sit back and feast your eyes on the triumphs and tribulations of those who have been hit by the Gaga train!
They’re nothing like seeing a 6 foot gazelle, aka, Gisele Bundchen, backpedal ungainly. The supermodel shot her mouth off in an interview with Harpers Bazaar, specifically on the topic of breastfeeding. Because she gave birth to her baby in a bath tub, Gisele is now the spokesmommy for all topics related to baby goodness.
Ms Bundchen stated her opinion to the mag: “Some people here (in the US) think they don’t have to breastfeed, and I think ‘Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?’ I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.”
Uh. We don’t need to say anything here. Because the response has been, how should we say this politely? Scathing. And it’s messing with her zen ’cause, y’know, Gisele likes to meditate.
Hence, Backtrack Bundchen took to her blog to give out this message of peace, love and dont-hate-me! Her blog has a nice big picture of her meditating, too. (Try not to zzzz):
My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child. ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s unfortunate that in an interview sometimes things can seem so black and white. I am sure if I would just be sitting talking about my experiences with other mothers, we would just be sharing opinions. I understand that everyone has their own experience and opinions and I am not here to judge. I believe that bringing a life into this world is the single most important thing a person can undertake and it can also be the most challenging. I think as mothers we are all just trying our best.
Okay, so that last bit was ours.
Hi, Miley Cyrus.
We’re writing this note with all sincerity. Please do not turn into jailbait. We’ve been watching you writhing on Adam Shankman‘s lap. We’ve tut-tutted at your on-stage make-out seshs. We’ve debated your very questionable wardrobe choices. But we like you, Miley. You just can’t be tamed, and we admire that.
But there comes a time when all the good-natured jokes at your expense become tired. Scratch that – exhausted. So give us a break and try and remember you’re 17 years old. Because when Miley Cyrus hits up a bar with Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, the world’s going to find out. And then we’re going to have to start all over again. You should know that a certain AbigailMSU busted you and tweeted, “I’m off to bed right now but just wanted to let you know Miley, Demi, and Ashton are at Mars Bar in Hamtramck as I type this.” And she has since been all atwitter about your bar-crawl shenanigans. She will hunt you down.
You should also know that bars are for people 4 years older than you, whether you’d like to believe it or not. Just 4 years, Miley! That’s not long to wait! We’re also loving this new LOL movie you’re doing with Dashton and Ashley Greene, but you can’t tell the world that you were shooting a scene at that bar. Because that is a lie, and people will find out…again. Your own production company ratted you out on that one, stating, “We haven’t filmed there. That is not a location for the film.”
So for future reference, spare us?
The fully legal FabLife team
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Stop trying to Ã‚Â get in touch withÃ‚Â Steven Holmes, okay? He’s going off the grid,Ã‚Â tweeting, “I won’t be speaking to anybody else, surprisingly not everyone wants to be famous. That’s all I’m saying – peace out x.” Do not pester him for anymore interviews either, because his Twitter announced with great finality, “Just to clarify, I mean I won’t be speaking to any more press/journalists.” We’re hurt, but point taken.
Who the f**k is Steven Holmes and why’s he throwing such major ‘tude?
Steven Holmes was your average, everyday lad from Coventry, England. He woke up one day and found out thatÃ‚Â Kanye West was on Twitter. “Blimey, right on!” he thought, and added himself to ‘Nye’s many thousand followers.
And that’s when West bestowed the greatest gift and the biggest curse alike on his Holm-ie. He followed him right back.
Random dude from Queen Lizzie’s land is the only person Kanye West follows on his Twitter, which apparently ruined his life (well, at least his cyber life). Holmes became the target of so much instant attention, that the wee bloke wailed to the Coventry Telegraph, “I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ but about 20 seconds later I had 20 messages from people I didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t even know and my phone wouldn’t stop bleeping.” He’s had to duck out of Twitter, and has even deleted the app on his iPhone because the whole world and its grandma wants a piece of him.
Here’s a hash tag just for Kanye: #RandomlyMadeSomeoneMiserableTodayYay.