Glee’s Off-Set Drama Is Straight-Up Dirty

by (@missmuttoo)

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Here’s what you missed on Glee: Santana and Puck have apparently, been getting it on quietly, on the side. And hell hath no fury like a Cheerio scorned, because when bad-boy Puck decided to spread his, umm, “glee” to other willing candidates, Santana blew a major fuse and screwed up Puck’s car. Drama drama drama!

Sounds like a fun episode? What if we told you it actually went down, between actors Mark Salling and Naya Rivera, who were said to be bumping uglies off-screen. It’s never a good idea to hook up with a co-star,  dudes! And when she found out that musician Mark was singing tunes to other ladies, she went ballistic. The green-eyed monster in her ended up keying and egging his car, which just so happened to be a Lexus. OUCH. On another note: how much are these Glee kids making? ‘Cause a Lexus ain’t exactly cheap.

Salling’s peeps are totes defending his studly status, saying he did nothing wrong. His pal, singer  Samantha Marq quite rightly said, “…Besides, it’s hard to call it infidelity when they weren’t officially together!”

Naya, if you were ever planning to get it on with him again, messing his car was probably not the smartest way to go about it. But dare we say: we love the off-screen drama more than what’s on the show. Glee squee!

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Dancing With The Stars Season 11 Cast Is So Bad, It’s Good

by (@missmuttoo)

We’re sensing Season 11 of Dancing With The Stars is going to be so bad, that it’ll actually be fan-freakin-tastic! A number of celebrity (the term here is used loosely) participants has signed on and the mix is….interesting. Is it just us, or is the whole cast of DWTS season 11 seriously D-list in the most A-List of ways?? And they all have some serious issues that we can’t wait to see come out on the dance floor. (We’re talkin’ about you, David, Kirstie and Mikey.)

Shaking their moneymakers on the show are: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Audrina Patridge, Kirstie Alley, David Hasselhoff, Brandi and Michael Bolton. More cast members are to be announced (Ali Fedotowsky, we’re assuming you’re one of them), but so far we’re happy campers. Kirstie Alley doing the jive, The Sitch doing the salsa, Patridge vacantly staring her way through a rumba, Bolton doing ballroom to When A Man Loves A Woman… can you feel the magic?

Update: Bristol Palin just got added to the list!

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Miley Cyrus Is Single Again (But Still Jail Bait)

by (@missmuttoo)

Poor Miley Cyrus has a $3.4 million home and no one to share it with, as she and her delish Aussie BF Liam Hemsworth, have spilt. Whenever we write a post about Miley, all her diehard fans tend to rip us a new one in her defense. Which is cool. We get it.

But just in case you’re planning to type in and tell us we’re promoting a bullsh*t rumor and that we’re spawns of Satan himself for dissing your Miley-boo (which we actually didn’t do…this time), consider this: Hemsworth’s own spokesperson has confirmed them breaking up stating with great finality, saying “It’s true.”

Not that we’re not particularly surprised. When Miley got snarky about Liam on live television,  we started thinking something smelled fishy.  And then she went around singing all these sappy songs for Nick Jonas… come on! Break-up express pulling in! All aboard!

Question is… who should Miley date next? Suggestions are welcome, just make sure they’re PG-13 ‘kay? Justin Bieber? Nick Jonas… again? Or will she stick to her older men schtick?

America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore Is Going To Start Ripping Reporters’ Faces Off

by (@hallekiefer)

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Is it wrong that the idea of Draw Barrymore ripping a reporter’s face off just makes us want to see her new rom-com even more?  During a recent press junket, Barrymore became furious when a reporter pressed her too hard about her notoriously rocky childhood. When asked by the next interviewer if she ever tired of talking about her wild youth, Drew raged, “You should have heard this bitch I had to do an interview with before you. God, I wanted to punch her, she would just not drop the youth thing.” Continued the Going The Distance star, “It’s actually good to get it done young and have a great life later. But yeah, man, I wanted to rip this woman’s face off. She just would not shut up about it.” Consider our tickets purchased!

Drew has talked at length about her tumultuous upbringing, which included a stint in rehab at 13, and acknowledges, “I’m actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they in turn were my life lessons.” So we have to ask the question: how horrible must that reporter have been to piss Drew off that much?  She’s Drew Barrymore! That woman seems like she could barely rip the wrapper off a Kit Kat without crying, let alone skin an interviewer alive.  All we have to say is, if sweet, sunny Drew Barrymore is fantasizing about tearing your head apart, you really need to reexamine your approach to journalism.  Go back to school, maybe do some freelance work: whatever you need to do so you don’t make the star of 50 First Dates and Never Been Kissed want to go Hannibal Lecter on your face. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Intentions Toward Justin Bieber Clear, Super Awkward

by (@hallekiefer)

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In a classic “just think it, don’t say it” move, Kim Kardashian has taken the teasing rumors about her and Justin Bieber and cranked up the Awkward Meter all the way to “Unbelievably”. Kim could barely contain her inner coug on Lopez Tonight whilst discussing Bieber, proclaiming that she would date him “if he was of legal age.” They probably had her read that last part off a cue card, just so she wouldn’t forget it. Kim later gushed that Justin “definitely has this swag to him,” though we think it might actually be illegal for a grown woman to discuss a teenage boy’s swag. We don’t have a degree in criminal justice, but we’re sure it’s written down somewhere.

Kardashian’s comments came in responds to questions about the Kim and Justin Elle photo shoot that featured the two soaking wet and frolicking in the ocean’s waves and oh lord we are probably going to go to jail for even writing about this. Kim and Justin have jokingly palled around in public ever since, their friendship prompting jokes and even a warning to Bieber from T.I. to steer clear of older women. Continued Kardashian, “You just have to meet him. I thought that the shoot was all in fun. We had a good time. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion about it.” Opinions raging from, “Uh-uh, girl” to “O that’s not so…wait, is that kid 16? Oh, uh-uh, girl.” At least Kim won’t have to keep hiding that giant clock in her apartment that counts down to March 1, 2012. We have one too, and it gets so annoying having to explain it to people. [Photo: Getty Images]

Sarah Walker’s Long-Lost Star Trek Cameo

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Being a rather large fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation (as well as its subsequent online immortality), imagine my surprise and starstruckedness when I learned that BWE.tv’s very own Sarah Walker once made an appearance on the show way back in the (star)day.

The Dan Ryan uncovered this clip of Sarah’s brief but dignified interaction with Captain Picard, playing herself (language NSFW – they really pushed the envelope for early-90s network tv):

Kat Stacks Is The New HBIC, Claims Soulja Boy Is “A Cokehead”

by (@katespencer)

Apparently Kat Stacks is some stripper/groupie type who looks like a super-hot, kinda freaky Britney Spears-Nicki Minaj hybrid, and apparently she bangs a lot of dudes. She apparently hooked up with Soulja Boy who apparently flew her to Atlanta so they could screw. And he apparently does cocaine, or so she says in this lovely NSFW video that she took in the hotel suite she apparently shared with the hip-hop star. In it, we see her artificially perky boobs, some lines of coke (gross) and Soulja-Boy…apparently.

The only thing we know for sure: Kat Stacks is not one to be messed with. She says it best herself: “Dont let my dimples fool you, i appear innocent on the outside but inside im a evil cold hearted sneaky grimey street bitch.” Everything else about this story and video is alleged, hearsay, rumor and speculation, and it’s propelling Ms. Stacks to the top of Google and Twitter trends. To quote Kat Stacks, “I salute a bad bitch when I see her.”

Consider yourself saluted, crazy lady.

Snooki’s Signature Drink: Another Opportunity To Have a Jersey Shore Cast Member In Your Mouth

by (@hallekiefer)

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Ew, we’re sorry, that was gross. Speaking of gross things, Snooki’s favorite drink is being renamed in honor of its most famous, and probably only, fan. According to Michael Carbone, owner of the Beachcomber Bar & Grill (from epic face-punch fame), Snooki visits his bar several times a week to enjoy a cocktail titled the “Scooby Snack,” so named because after you drink one, dogs start talking to you. The beverage has now been re-christened the “Snooki Snack” in celebration of Our Lady of Perpetual Spray Tan.

As we might have imagined, our little Scrappy Doo’s drink of choice sounds like something most of us wouldn’t drink on a bet: a mix of coconut rum, crème de bananas, melon liqueur, pineapple juice and whipped cream. Good lord in Jersey heaven. It’s basically a milkshake with a night full of regrets built in.

It seems fitting that Snooki’s drink is just like her: incredibly sweet and way, way too much. Since the Situation already has a brand of vodka and we assume Snooki Snacks are going to to be the next big thing, it’s only a matter of time before the other Jersey Shore cast members have a drink dedicated to them. So with that in mind we have a couple of recipes we’d like to suggest, in case any mixologists are looking for inspiration:

  • The JWoWW: Add 1 oz Hawaiian Punch to 2 oz Guinness. Rip a pool table in half after every shot.
  • The Angelina: Fill a martini glass with gin. Try to chase your house mates down when they sneak out to the club without you. Drink whatever hasn’t fallen out of your glass, repeat.
  • The Sammi: A lukewarm glass of skim milk. That’s it…
  • The Ronnie: Mix 1 oz dark rum and 1 oz amaretto. Throw it away, do roids instead.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Vampire Weekend Contra-versy

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You know this album cover, don’t you? Of course you do. It’s Vampire Weekend‘s Contra. Like it says.

You might also be aware that the lovely lady with the haunting gaze and the WASP features and the Ralph Lauren popped collar shirt that I so covet isn’t happy about her image being appropriated and plastered all over the world without her permission. It’s taken her a bit, but former model Ann Kirsten Kennis has filed a 2 million dollar lawsuit against Vampire Weekend, their label and the guy who claims to have taken the Polaroid, Tod Brody. Now 52, she says she doesn’t remember the picture being taken back in 1983, whereas Brody says it was definitely taken during a model casting call. You can read the full article over at Vanity Fair. Point being, Kennis has a kick ass modeling portfolio from the 80′s and early 90′s. It harkens back to a time when everyone (in ads) looked like they were in American Psycho. This is my favorite one:

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Fun With Speculation: Is Russell Rockin’ A Wedding Ring?

by (@katespencer)

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Look, we know the answer to this question is probably: “Hells to the no, Kate Spencer. He’s simply wearing a pure gold band blessed by the swamis Russell and Katy Perry meditated with next to the Ganges River during their trip to India. It symbolizes his transition from creepy sex addict to creepy monogamous dude, but it has nothing to do with marriage. You should know better, gurlfriend – he and Katy will be very publicly married to capitalize on their fame while it still exists for another two seconds and at the reception she’ll shoot herself out of a cannon to announce the news while wearing Pac Man shaped pasties and panties made from Russell’s beard.”

But we love speculation and just want to point it out and analyze it, the same way Mariah Carey‘s stomach get’s overly examined for signs of a fetus every time she’s had too much Pinkberry. Russell and Katy (we’ll overlook the fact that she’s dressed like the Frederick’s of Hollywood version of  Glinda the Good Witch) went out on the town last night, and he showed off quite the man bauble. It’s gold! It’s a ring! And it’s on his left ring finger! There’s at least like a 1% chance that’s a wedding band, right guys?

[Photo: Splash News Online]