“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Sounds like someone woke up and realized his meal ticket was gone! Here’s a tip for other dudes who don’t want to bring about “pain and embarrassment” on their wives and families: don’t cheat. What a novel idea, right? Meanwhile, The Huffington Post reports that ol’ Bombshell only got $30,000 for ruining Sandy’s life. Not that we have much knowledge of how much people get paid to talk about these sorts of things, but doesn’t 30k seem a little low, especially after Sandra just won an Oscar? Sadly, poor Michelle might be the biggest loser in this whole situation. At least Sandra can dry her eyes with tissues made of gold and make “f*ck you” money for some shiteous rom-com, while Mich is left tattooing the word “scorned mistress” on her butt. [Photo: GettyImages]
The FABlife sat down with Runaways stars Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, as well as director Floria Sigismondi, and executive producer Joan Jett to chat about the new film, which left us energized and giddy after going into it with mediocre expectations. The round table interviews were a rare opportunity to pick the brains of two of Hollywood’s most promising actresses, a debut director, and a rock goddess. Needless to say, our hearts were racing faster than post-kiss Bella’s to be in their presence.
The petite duo entered the interview dressed casually chic, in flannel, v-neck tees, leggings, and sneakers. We can’t go on without gushing about how gorgeous KStew – or shall we say KStunning – is in person, even with a grown-out rocker ‘do in dire need of a dye job. With milky skin, striking blue-green eyes, and little freckles adorning her nose; the girl truly has both talent and knockout beauty. Swooning aside, they sat close to each other as they answered questions and finished each others’ sentences, showing how tight they’ve become while filming both The Runaways and The Twilight Saga.
At U.K. Remember Me premiere, Rob says his car is lost in L.A.
Even if Robert Pattinson weren’t so gorgeous, his hilarious soundbytes during red carpet interviews would win us over. Remember our story when we tried to help Pattinson by inquiring where he may have absentmindedly left his car? Well, um…it’s missing again.
Even more interesting, Michelle grew up Amish (yes, Amish) explaining that she “left the church at 16 and never looked back.” Her parents disowned her a while ago, which is a good thing as they’d probably be doing it now, after she ruined the life of Amish Country’s sweetheart, Sandy B. (View Jesse James’ text messages to Michelle Bombshell.)
Hilariously, VH1′s own Brandi M., Rock of Love contestant, makes an appearance at the beginning of the clip.
We kid, of course. Pop sensation and Twitter’s Official Trendiest Trender Justin Beiber was signing autographs outside of the BBC One Radio Station in London when fans (holding torches and pitchforks, probably) stormed towards the singer for autographs. In the process, these fans were crushing a small, helpless child. And it was Beiber to the rescue! Judging by her size in comparison to JBs, this girl is, what, 2? 3?
*taps out of room*
**Also pleeeease make this post bring out the crazy Beiber fans**
In this week’s episode, singing tweensation Justin Bieber, who has brainwashed teenage girls with his 80s gym teacher hairdo and pre-pubescent loins, grabs a wee, crazed fan in an attempt to stop her from being crushed by other wee, crazed fans. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Anytime somebody thinks of a way to make something accessible to a group of people that would otherwise not be able to enjoy it, it is a wonderful thing. The idea of a braille Rubik’s Cube is a very good idea. Nobody is denying that. But there is something about the braille Rubik’s Cube that is not a good idea. And that is this: it is all white. Just because it’s meant for blind people doesn’t mean it has to be colorless.
You can have colors and braille together. Colors and braille are not in opposition. They are total nonoverlapping magisteria. Having colors on the braille Rubik’s Cube can only serve to help. If the cube is braille-ed and colored, a blind Rubik’s Cube solver can get all the same instantaneous credit a sighted Rubik’s Cube solver would get. He can just hold it up and go, “Done!” and everybody can be like, “Indeed, brilliant blind man! I can tell immediately that you have, in fact, solved this Rubik’s Cube. A million genius points to you.” But if it’s just an all white cube with bumps, it’s a much more complicated process. “Come feel what I did!” doesn’t have the same cache. It sounds gross.