MASH-UP: Mortal Kombat Beats Oregon Trail Into A Bloody, Nostalgic Pulp

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Any internet video titled “Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail” carries the risk of just being lazy nostalgia, so I was skeptical to click this, but man, it’s exactly as awesome as a thing titled “Mortal Kombat Vs. Oregon Trail” should be, and perhaps more. I was hoping for like, 37 awesome and it’s like 45.

Though I was half-expecting Sub Zero to repeatedly sweep-kick the bison and the bison to call him “cheap,” then the computer to cheat and give Sub Zero cholera, but we’ll save those scenes for the DVD extras:

Beyonce Rep Says Prego Rumors Are Untrue

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We awoke this morning to the news that Jay-Z and Beyoncé, were expecting a baby. The source, MediaTakeout.com, divulged the news saying they heard it from a “ROCK SOLID” source (so, Ashford and Simpson?) and that Beyoncé was “doing fine and resting for now” which sounds more like a report you’d give after someone has actually given birth, but whatever.

It seemed weird that such an under-the-radar site was confirming such big news, but several news outlets picked up on the story which made the story more believable. Just a few hours later though, a publicist for Beyoncé’s record company, Sony, has told Rolling Stone that the report is untrue. Earlier in the year, the singer said that she was planning to take some time off after a very busy 2009, which led to speculation that she wanted to start a family, but it looks like we’ll have to wait a little longer. Maybe she’s just trying to deflect attention away from her father, who can’t keep his super-sperm in check. [Photo: Getty Images]

Marmaduke Trailer = Wow. Just, Wow.

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Nothing can prepare you for the last fifteen seconds of the Marmaduke trailer. You think you know, but you have no idea.


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While You Were Gettin’ A Little Help From Your Pal Date Mike

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The Situation Makes Out With Meatballs

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If you ever wanted to experience The Situation‘s (aka Mike Sorrentino) O face, well, today is your lucky day. Here is every woman’s nightmare, dripping in sweat and hair gel at the opening of Martorano’s Italian-American Kitchen at the Hard Rock Casino in California. The Jersey Shore star (how we loathe to call him that) was surely paid a pretty penny to pose with various slop style Italian dishes, and at one point mugged for the camera holding an eclair while showing off his abs. How do you say “sigh” in Italian?

More photos of a gross guy posing with gross food below.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

Gabby Sidibe’s Vogue Snub Just Adds To Mag’s Rep As Fattist

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You knew this conversation was coming, right? Apparently Vogue skeleditor Anna Wintour has deemed actress Gabby Sidibe too large for her precious magazine. Never mind that Gabby was nominated for an Oscar for her first ever acting role, she’s super-plus size, and that just won’t do for fashionistas who like their lattes, stilettos and humans twig-skinny. The actress is no stranger to cover controversy; earlier this year Gabby was excluded from a cover of Vanity Fair that featured numerous young starlets, and took the snub in stride.

According to Popeater, one Vogue insider scoffed and the suggestion. “She’s a joke in the fashion community. What she wore on the red carpet at the Academy Awards wasn’t a dress, it was a tent,” said the source. Added another, “Vogue is a venue where designers debut their best new pieces. All are of which are one of a kind and sample size. It would be impossible to get a regular-sized girl in those clothes, let alone Gabby.”

Anna Wintour’s Conde Nast crew is notorious for pressuring its peeps to stay slim. Anna led an intervention that confronted Editor at Large Andre Leon Talley about his weight (he went on to lose some of the poundage), and the magazine very infamously put Rodarte designers Kate and Laura Mulleavey on a diet that was documented in the pages of their magazine. Anna even suggested to Oprah Winfrey that she lose 20 pounds before appearing on the cover of Vogue, and Oprah – the Queen of the World! – obliged. If she has that much control over the most powerful woman in the world, than who can stop her?

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Chloe Sevigny’s Top 40 Craziest Outfits

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Chloe Sevigny‘s been a staple of the NY fashion scene since the New Yorker called her “the coolest girl in the world,” hopping from Sassy intern to underground “It Girl” to Golden Globe winner over the last decade and a half. Through it all she’s maintain an inimitable sense of style—inimitable because it’s complete crazy. Whether pushing the au courant envelope or merely piling on layers without a second thought, Sevigny’s guaranteed to stick out. With Sevigny’s confessions about the last season of Big Love causing a stir, we thought it’d be a good time to revisit some of the craziest outfits worn by the self-professed “pre-hipster.” We love you, Sugar Kane!

1. Bow-Tied And Bare-Bellied

2. Chloe SevAnnie

3. Leggy Mary Poppins

4. Keepin’ Warm in a Onesie

5. Beaded Cleav’

6. Earless Wonder

7. Me Thinks It’s Mink

8. Peeved PETA

9. Leather N’ Lace

10. Black and White and Fur All Over

11. Aqua Party Girl

12. Camel Chloe

13. See-Thru Sevigny

14. Scarlet Chinoiserie

15. Hiking Through SoHo

16. Curly Chloe

17. Mix & Match

18. Goth Gal

19. Lacey Lady

20. Holey Chloe!

21. Fringe Fun

22. Sexy Granny

23. Mad Hatter

24. Pretty In Purple

25. Bold In Gold

26. Animal Instincts

27. Preppy In Plaid

28. Blue-tiful

29. Star In Stripes

30. Chloe Loves Patterns

31. Little White Tee Dress

32. Beige Babe

33. I Lost My Buttons

34. Ballerina

35. Crazy Chloe

36. Bedazzled

37. High-Top Honey

38. Ready For Rain

39. Loves Layers

40. Golden

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Cheryl Cole Update

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I’ve wrestled with this, because I’m not sure how into the Cheryl Cole story some of you are, but I’m going to give you an update because:

a) She’s great

b) I’m only here for two days a week so you can deal.

c) I don’t want to post pictures of Ke(&#^$sha (that’s how you spell her name, right?) in a bathing suit because I just don’t, OK?

As some of you may recall, Cheryl is recently separated from her cheating football star husband,  Ashley Cole. Yesterday, in Paris, she held up her wedding ring-less hand, fueling speculation that she was sending a message to mean cheater Ashley.

As the Daily Mail reports:

The Girls Aloud star started her Twitter message by explaining: ‘I just wanted to clear up the stories about whether I am wearing my wedding ring in my own words as this has been going on for too long and is getting boring.

‘It is not some silly game I am playing. That is not me and not my style.

‘There have been many occasions where I have not worn my wedding ring, many of those when I was pictured with Ashley.’

How cool is she?? She’s all like, “I’m far too above all of this yet down-to-earth at the same time and I’m going to clear the air with my own words. I’m so real.” She said it much better than I just did though. Obvi.

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Robert Kardashian And Angela Simmons: Depressing Date Night

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Robert Kardashian and Angela Simmons have denied that they’re dating, and for their sake we hope they’re telling the truth. The pair spent some quality time together getting pedicures this week, which is about as romantic as slaughtering a pig together (another great date idea, guys!).

While the pair is definitely a match made in D-List reality TV heaven, we can’t support a couple that looks this bored together right off the bat. Also, what’s sexy and romantic about dead foot skin? (Answer: not much.)

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[Photo: Splash News Online]