Kim And Khloe’s Sexy Quick Trim Ad

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Although Kim Kardashian tries to keep her sex-tape past behind her, one can’t help but remember where the reality show star got her start when viewing her new Quick Trim ad. Kim face-f*cks the camera and parades around in her bikini, while sis Khloe slithers around in bed in a men’s white collared shirt. Everything in this commercial screams soft-core: from the cheesy music to Kim seductively looking into the camera and asking, “How hot can you be?” Those Kardashians know what they’re good at!

HairStyle Wars: McPhee’s Glam Makeover

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“American Idol” runner-up Katharine McPhee has been rocking a modified blonde bob for almost six months now and it’s starting to take its toll on her tresses. During her “Idol” days, we admired her long, silky brown locks, but now her Gwen Stefani-esque mop is beginning to look damaged and processed. What do you prefer? McPhee as an au natural brunette or glam’d up platinum blonde?

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Marilyn Manson Proposes To Evan Rachel Wood

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Marilyn Manson has reportedly proposed to girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood only a month after announcing the estranged pair had reunited. According to the Mirror, Manson brought Wood out on stage in Paris Monday, with the Across The Universe actress ecstatically accepting his offer. Between this and Russell Brand‘s text to The Sun, it’s a big week for specious news of engagements from sketchy British tabloids!

Manson and Wood began dating in 2006, when Manson was married to Dita Von Teese and Wood was a mere 19 years old. They broke up two years later, inspiring the shock-rocker to beat and murder a lookalike in his “Running To The Edge Of The World” video. Representatives for the stars have yet to confirm their upcoming betrothal.

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Jennifer Lopez Thinks She Deserved An Oscar

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If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? And if an actress makes a movie that no one saw, should she get an Oscar? Jennifer Lopez thinks so. The singer-actress-sequined bodysuit lover recently spoke to Latina Magazine and said that she was disappointed that her role in El Cantante went unnoticed by the academy in 2007.

The film, which also starred real-life husband Marc Anthony, was released with little fanfare and Lopez explains to the magazine  that she was disappointed by the lack of attention it received. “I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.”

Lopez delivered her twins, Max and Emme, in February 2008, just before the Academy Awards ceremony, and said that she fantasized about giving an acceptance speech from her hospital bed. “I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’” We think the academy just realized that for every El Cantante role, there’s a Maid In Manhattan, so maybe they were just punishing her for her past transgressions. [Photo: GettyImages]

Andy Roddick Oblivious to Steamy Background Koala Sex

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Yesterday, we brought you photos of tennis superstar Andy Roddick living our dream and cupping a koala’s ass. Today, with generous thanks to Pittsburgh’s 96.1 Morning Freak Show, we are given footage that can only be described as “God-given.” While Andy Roddick tries to talk about saving koalas during a press conference, two of these tiny gray perverts proceed to have throw down, dirty tree sex directly behind him.

Note: If you’re a fan of koalas, you might not be ready for a koala face in the throes of ecstasy. Though we have to admit their pillow talk is pretty cute.

Tiger Woods Located In New York!

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Tiger Woods‘ whereabouts have been largely unknown lately – some reports have placed him at a friend’s estate in South Africa, others have said he’s been shacking up in Florida near Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel. Now we have confirmation that Woods is actually staying right in TheFabLife’s own backyard in New York.

Woods has been spotted by the paparazzi at the Trump Hotel on Central Park West in Manhattan, apparently only leaving his room to booze at the hotel bar and not venturing outside. Word is, he rented out an entire floor of the hotel to maintain his privacy. We’d like to gently suggest to Tiger that he pinch his pennies and maybe downgrade to a suite, seeing as wife Elin is going to take him for everything he has. It also seems odd to us that he came to New York to keep a low profile, but then again, the guy’s judgment isn’t the best now is it? [Photo: GettyImages]

VIDEO: After 25 Years Of Wheel Of Fortune, Someone Was Bound To Guess “Self Potato”

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Much like the old adage about NASCAR only being interesting when there’s a huge crash, so, too, is Wheel Of Fortune only worth paying attention to when there’s a giant wreck. An actual car wreck, I mean — Wheel Of Fortune is only worth watching when a literal automobile drives through the studio walls and smashes the into the wheel, prompting a stunned silence followed by the sound guy playing the “BANKRUPT” sound effect, which makes people laugh a little then they realize it’s inappropriate and fall silent again.

Since this has never happened, we’ll resort to the next best thing and laugh at people who guess “Self Potato”:

Kim Kardashian’s New Perfume Ad May Just Be Catherine Zeta-Jones Floating In A Ring

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Little known fact – Kim Kardashian’s new perfume ad is identical to Kim Kardashian’s ad for Becoming a Sluttily-Photoshopped Catherine Zeta-Jones:

Kim Kardashian Perfume

It’s not entirely clear whether or not her fragrance will literally turn you into a sluttily-Photoshopped Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I’m assuming that’s what the ad wants you to believe, like how ads for beer make you equate their product with sex or how commercials for alarm systems make you equate their product with sex. It’s called subliminal adversexsex.

Just do not get me started on the perfume’s ass and how totally big it is.