Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom rushed into wedded bliss on Sunday, but apparently the couple was in such a hurry they didn’t have time to call those important people in their life and let them know their plans before the big day.
Khloe’s stepfather Bruce Jenner found out in a slightly untraditional way – on the radio. “I heard Ryan Seacrest on the radio in the morning. He kind of told me that Khloe’s getting married,” Bruce said.“I went, ah, nah, it’s just a rumor, I mean, she would tell me.”
“I’ll never forget receiving that text, it simply read: ‘Getting married soon – want the kids to meet my future wife,’” Lamar’s ex and mother of his two kids, Liza Morales, reveals. “I’ve known Lamar for fifteen years and we had three children together and he was always a real commitment phobe so finding out that he was marrying Khloe Kardashian so soon was a bombshell to say the least.”
Despite being caught off guard, everyone seems to wish Khloe and Lamar the best. “I just hope that he has found true love now and that he has got married for the right reasons – not for Hollywood, publicity, money or fame. Lamar is basically a good guy who is very charismatic but he didn’t treat me well with regard to this marriage. I don’t know Khloe Kardashian, so, I can’t really comment on her and all that is important to me is my kids,” Liza says.
Bruce also hopes the couple beat the odds. “She’s 25 and he’s 29 and, you know, yeah, they haven’t known each other very long but obviously there’s some chemistry working here and I wish them nothing but the best of luck,” he said. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Guess how we will be spending this coming Hanukkah? In addition to our usual Duck Tales-like backstroke through a pool full of fried latkies and chocolate-covered coins, we will be blasting an entirely new addition to our usual Hanukah Jam ouevre. That’s because the one and only Neil Diamond has gone ahead and covered Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song” on his upcoming MUST BUY album ‘A Cherry, Cherry Christmas’. (Title = Genius.) According to The Spinner blog, who gets the credit for finding this:
When Neil Diamond — who’s been called the “Jewish Elvis” — wanted to include a song about the festival lights on his third Christmas album, he turned to an unlikely source: Adam Sandler.
Diamond even addresses the dearth of Chanukah songs at the beginning of his version, saying, “There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Chanukah songs, so I thought we’d try this one for you.”
Well, it was either this or “Forever in Jew Jeans.” And no one really wants to hear that.
Here’s the song!
Forget your cheap prat falls, stunt doubles, and Wild N’ Crazy Kids style racetracks — Conan O’Brien is the type of man who will literally suffer a concussion for his late night art.
Granted, the fall was incredibly unintentional, and Conan was horribly disoriented for hours afterward and couldn’t finish his show, but that goes with the territory of being the most-concussed late night host of our era:
“Jon and Kate Plus 8″ has officially become “Kate Plus 8.” Jon Gosselin will no longer appear on the hit TLC show and according to a show source, his recent behavior is to blame.
“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source on the show says.
The show received a ratings spike after the Gosselin’s marriage crumbled, but then only 4.2 million viewers tuned in August 3 and only 1.7 million watched last Monday. [Source: People.com; Photo: Getty Images]
2009 has been a sort of defining year for legendary tennis sister Serena Williams. Forget her tennis playing. This is the year we’ve watched Serena grow into a hot-blooded terrifying young woman.
First, her infamous breakdown on the court during the U.S. Open semi-final match, where Serena got all medieval on some poor line judge’s ass, screaming “I swear to God, I’m f—— going to take this f—— ball and shove it down your f—— throat, you hear that? I swear to God.” (Dashes kept in tact re: ladylikeness.) It was soooo one of these moments, amiritegirls?
Now, Serena is jingling this blood-thirsty theme she’s got going on all the way to the bank, as she is now the new face of Tampax brand tampons (“The Absorbiest!”). Talk about line judging… The ad features Serena trying to act her way out of a cardboard box, and not really succeeding. The “Aunt Flo” character on the other hand? Genius!* (*Sarcasm.**) (**Who are we kidding, we love period puns.)
Well, you know the old saying: There’s no such thing as bled publicity. Check out the ad here:
Cheryl Cole can take that reported $800k she landed for the L’Oreal contract and pocket it as money well earned as far as we’re concerned – because if the products she’s flogging really make your hair look like that, we’re in. The lustre! The shine! The fullness! The touch of the airbrusher’s wand! Yep, those adverts for the UK-only range Elvive Full Restore 5 work. It would be mean of us to point out that her mane doesn’t usually look quite so flawless, but she’s worth it, etc etc. [Photo: L'Oreal]
Yikes – at the time Gwen Stefani was rocking it with her band No Doubt in Singapore, thieves were trying to steal her rocks from her London base.
The star’s prime Primrose Hill home was the target of burglars over the weekend, who broke down the front door of her house. Luckily for Gwen and husband Gavin Rossdale (but unluckily for their tenant), their top two floors were too “heavily protected” and thieves instead stole jewelery from the bottom apartment, which they rent out.
For the record, this video of Michael Bay getting his mail earned Paramount $480 million in two weekends. Also, everything in it is CGI’d, especially the mail:
Thanks to reader kindrew for the heads up!
No, it isn’t real news, and frankly, we don’t really have much to add. It’s just a picture of kittens in little suits, is all it is. Tiny pawhands and the like.
So what do you want us to do? Not show it to you? (laughing) Iiiiiiiii don’tthinkso.
Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam — Via The Onion
David Hasselhoff has been caught in many binds before. So clearly, getting trapped in his own jacket hasn’t phased the man a day. Check out how upbeat he is, while visiting London! Nothing’s gonna get three-piece-suit-Jones down. Not even the man who is about to strangle him standing not 3 feet behind. Keep it up, D-Hoff. This is why you are our National Treasure.
Also, cool shoes man.