Pop stars Robbie WIlliams and Shakira have prompted rumors of an unlikely romance. People are deeming it unlikely because she happens to be of Columbian decent, while he happens to be gay. Bode Miller was disqualified for straddling a gate today. When reached for comment, Miller slurred, "The gate was asking for it. Anybody want […]
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Now that the time is once again upon us when we have to pretend to enjoy "sports" such as curling, bobsledding and cross-country skiing, you might find CRACKED’s Guide to the Winter Olympics helpful and informative when trying to maintain coherent conversations with your co-workers about last night’s biathalon matchups. Go USA!
With the Olympics, the Westminster Dog Show, Skating With Celebrities, and 24- Monday night really was the Best Night Ever. Don’t believe me? Watch the video. See? Now what are you waiting for, join our YouTube group NOW.
QUOTE: "I didn’t even know my bra size until I made a movie." – Angelina Jolie (3am) OSCAR NOMINEE PARODY: Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’ 2004 Film Crash. (McSweeney’s) BIGGEST CRASH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE […]
Now, maybe if this was an actual event I’d tune in tonight. Instead, I’ll be watching the 2 hour Arrested Development finale. You should too.
A pigeon mistook Katie Couric for a statue while she was shooting the Today show in Milan for the Olympics. It was caught by the pooparazzi. (I Don’t Like You That Way) Oprah Winfrey has signed a three-year, $55 million deal with XM Satellite Radio. Now’s the time to ask her for that $5 she […]
Monica Lewinsky decides to blow town, study in London; headmaster expects she could make cum laude.Hugh Jackman turns down James Bond role. Wanted Bond to have adamantium claws as special equipment. Dennis Hopper, 60′s hippie icon, has voted Republican since Reagan; tries to keep it a secret from his Hollywood friends, by telling the […]
Angelina Jolie adopts an Ethiopian orphan. Oh really? Well, if you call within the next 30 minutes to adopt me, Ms. Jolie. We’ll even throw in a FREE Sport Illustrated Football Phone! Operators are standing by…(the time is now)London gets the 2012 Olympics. France surrenders. Colonel Mustard, in the senior citizen’s center, with a candlestick.Britney […]