Watch Jarvis And Reeve Carney Try On Porn Names In An Elevator

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-By JARVIS!

Reeve Carney! How cool! I’ve been obsessed with him since his Broadway days when he played Spider-Man! Thank God I ran into him on the elevator today, because I’m obsessed with his new Showtime series Penny Dreadful, which actually scares the living daylights out of me!!!

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Amy Poehler Is Pop Culture’s Fairy Godmother

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It’s difficult to sum up all the wonderful things about Amy Poehler in one sentence — at least one that doesn’t have multiple declarations of “OMG” or pauses halfway through to reflect on her awesomeness, of which she has a lot.

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Is Justin Bieber Not Welcome In Cannes?

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I see London, I see France, I see Justin Bieber‘s insulting dress. During the Cannes Film Festival, the singer has reportedly offended the residents of France by wandering the streets shirtless. Meanwhile, at a high fashion event, Bieber showed up in baggy jeans and a t-shirt. Clearly, Bieber doesn’t give a f—.

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What Is Kanye Wearing To The Wedding?

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The Kimye Wedding Watch continues. First up: What is Kanye West planning to wear at the wedding? Knowing how much of a fashionisto the rapper is, it’s hardly expected be something as plain as a tuxedo. The rapper has four outfits ready to go, including one with a drop crotch.

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Please Don’t Call It A Comeback: ’80s Retreads That Sucked

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Remember when the bulk of movies were based on totally fresh, original concepts? Not so anymore, kids. In the past ten years, there’s been a full-on onslaught of ’80s remakes. From The Smurfs to RoboCop, moviemakers have stopped taking chances with interesting movies, in favor of mining hits from the past. We understand why, of course. What better way to get Generation X parents to take their kids to movies, than to lure them with childhood nostalgia?

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The Fantasy Is Over: Which 20 Celebrities Are Apparently Terrible Kissers?

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Actors are good at faking it — that’s their job. But there are some things that even professional fakers can’t get right. Last week we bought you the best celebrity kissers, and this week we’re bringing you the worst. That’s right: apparently these 20 celebrities are awful when it comes to doing the tongue tango…or so say their Hollywood co-stars.

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So Long Rihanna! Does Drake Have A New Boo?

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On-again, off-again couple Drake and Rihanna have called it quits (again) and Drizzy has wasted no time moving on. The rapper was spotted out and about in Houston with Brandy Prince, the daughter of a successful music executive. The maybe-couple even documented their weekend activities all over Instagram, should RiRi be watching.

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