The real question is, do suicide guns come bedecked with rubies? Because we wonder how many people are going to off themselves upon learning that yes, Lindsay Lohan, star of such feature films as Dilated Pupils and Sideboobz, is positioning herself as America’s next charitable Princess. From MSNBC:
The â€œMean Girlsâ€ star says sheâ€™s a big fan of the late royal and said it would be â€œamazingâ€ to play Princess Diana.
â€œShe gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman,â€ Lohan told In Touch Weekly.
Whatâ€™s more, Lohan is planning to emulate her idol by finding some charitable causes. She told the mag sheâ€™s traveling to Japan soon with her pal designer Charlotte Ronson and is â€œresearching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages.â€
We understand the girl wants to readjust her image a little bit, but perchance she should aim a bit lower… like Fergie, the Dutchess of Pork — err… York! Two gingers, united by one cause: To direct as much attention towards themselves as humanly possible.
That collective rumbling you just heard? Princess Diana struggling to reanimate herself in order to end all of this lunacy.
Human Giant, the promising new MTV comedy series created by and co-starring BWE panelists Paul Scheer, Rob Heubel, and funny guy Aziz Ansari, is premiering on MTV tomorrow night, and judging by this trailer (which also just so happens to feature our own Jessica St. Clair), we’re in for some real laughs. Check it out – and adjust your TiVos accordingly.
UPDATE: We meant to point out that the first episode is already available for free on iTunes - thanks to reader alex for reminding us!
If you’re at work right now staring at the walls of your cubicle and dreading every email that arrives in your inbox because each one means either a) more work, or b) lame jokes, you’re not alone. That’s why a game like Five Minutes To Kill Yourself by the folks over at adult swim really hits home hard. In it, you have to interact with annoying coworkers, inflict bodily damage onto yourself and do whatever you can to make sure you’re too dead to attend another obnoxious meeting. It’s the perfect Wednesday timewaster and you’re going to love it… unless it hits too close to home. In that case, just turn it off and go on with your day.
Need a Sanjaya fix? Look no further than Best Night Ever for Tuesday, April 3rd with Alex Blagg! Along with American Idol the best moments of Tuesday night TV come from: The Pussycat Dolls, Dancing with the Stars, To Catch an ID Theft, and The Agency!
We found this clever campaign for Wonderbra over at Ad Goodness, and while no one can be sure whether or not these ads are real, we’re definitely sure that they look amazing.
Apparently, the 6 week Office hiatus that NBC is forcing us to endure has actually turned some people insane. So insane that they are travelling to Scranton, PA in order to catch glimpse of various Office locales, such as the “Welcome to Scranton” sign, and various buildings seen in the credits. The attention is causing gears to start a-turnin’, and some believe Scranton could play host to a huge Office convention and tour:
Tours would visit places mentioned in the show, such as Farleyâ€™s, Cooperâ€™s Seafood House and the Mall at Steamtown. Lunches could feature sandwiches from Cara Miaâ€™s Delicatessen, dessert from Gertrude Hawk Chocolates and Crystal Club soda to wash it all down.
The Marquee Cinema may be asked to feature shows from past seasons on multiple screens.
OK, I’ll give in… this could be really fun in the dorkiest, loneliest sense of the word. Thing about all the people who would arrive at the convention in costume… wearing the exact same things they wear to their own office! Tall, chubby dorks in short-sleeved shirts drunkenly trying to score with petite blonde tight-asses, Jim lookalikes longingly sideglancing to cameras that aren’t even there… Scratonicity Cover Cover Bands! Oh sh*t, we would be at that convention so hard. What have we left out?
Sigh. Only 48 and a half hours til the next new episode. God help us.
If you watch Best Week Ever and read this blog (and clearly you do), you might know that we’re obsessed with this insane/amazing/retarded/genius daytime game show called My Games Fever, and particularly obsessed with one of its empty-brained hosts Kourtney (with a K). IN FACT, it just so happens that we did a whole segment on Kourtney (with a K) on last week’s episode of BWE. So try to imagine the scene here at HQ today when this happened (and went on for like 30 minutes)…