Late last night, I was watching a “classic” episode of Martin on TV One, where Gina thought she might be pregnant and Martin punches an old lady to pay for an EPT at the drugstore, and on the way out tramples over her corpse. While the episode was pretty funny, it was only trumped by the credit roll, which featured outtakes from the show itself. OUTTAKES! WERE SO GOOD! Listen, I hated Home Improvement like the rest of the hoi polloi, but I’ll admit I was always transfixed by the credits — there was Tim Allen being Tim Allen. What a delight! Now, it seems, sitcoms save their best outtakes and deleted scenes for their DVD packages, boiling down hours of random “f*cks” and “can we take that again from the top?”‘s to a reel that’s usually not more than 12 minutes long.
Which is why I would like to ask, nay beg, sitcom directors and producers to BRING BACK OUTTAKES in 07! They were usually the best part of the show! Check out this short blooper reel from Full House, and realize the kind of hilarity you’re missing on a nearly daily basis. Believe it or not, the language is a lil NSFW.
Spring has sprung and so have the answers to many of our “Lost” questions! Find out on Best Night Ever for Wednesday, March 21st. Shea Hess is here to take you through the jungle of Wednesday night TV, including: America’s Next Top Model, Halfway Home, American Idol, Suvivor: Fiji, and of course Lost.
Look, Bob Barker has been keeping the price right for 35 years. You’d better believe he knows when to “hang back” when a contestant goes a little too crazy after winning a Showcase Showdown.
Yesterday, we broke the news that Adam Sandler was to replace David Letterman on the Late Show after the funnyman went home with a stomach illness. We watched with an almost morbid curiosity to see how Sandler would perform under the pressure, and clearly his Saturday Night Live skills paid off, as he was pretty hilarious. Here’s our favorite bit, where Sandler interviews his best friend and sidekick, Matzah Ball. Somebody, please get Matzy his own show called Reaction Shots, thanks.
The Vh1 offices are currently abuzz with chatter about Acceptable.tv, the mysterious new show premiering on Friday night starring Jack Black. We know that the show will feature videos created and submitted by you the viewers, but many of the other details surrounding the project and shrouded in secrecy and darkness. Maybe this behind-the-scenes video, taken from the Department of Acceptable Media MySpace page, and featuring the show’s producers in a revealing conference call. will shed some light and answer some questions! (Language kinda NSFW)
Take a look at the below picture. The original caption claims that it’s a true picture of David Hasselhoff. And perhaps it’s the camera angle… but doesn’t it look fake? Faker than a regular Hasselhoff? If cardboard Hasselhoffs are readily available, please send me an email at DesperatelySeekingDavid@hotmale.com so that I may accompany it to my upcoming college reunion. And no, for the record, I did not attend Hoffstra University. (throat clear – Heyooo.)
Also, why, pray tell, is he pointing at Dave Navarro?
Yesterday, we brought you the most adorrrrable footage of the polar bear cub named Knut who is the subject of a man vs. nature debate that may end (gulp) with his life. (Relax — he’ll live!) How cute is Knut? So cute that even notorious bear hater Stephen Colbert is not immune to that white fuzz-belly. Yoy!