Math time! Patti LuPone + Ugly Betty = Thursday night fun! Missed the moment? Check it out on Best Night Ever for Thursday, March 22nd with Mindy Raf. The best moments of Thursday night TV come from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, True Life, College Hill, Andy Barker, P.I. and Ugly Betty. Naturally.
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In the latest edition of our handy tips for your Netflix Queue, Michael Cyril Creighton is here to tell you about Shortbus, Killer Drag Queens on Dope, and Blood Diamond. Sex, drugs and DiCaprio!
In the spirit of yesterday’s overzealous winner on The Price Is Right, here we have a woman who seemed to have placed her entire financial plan into the hands of Jesus and The Family Feud. Luckily, Jesus is a fan.
Radar brings us this personal video message professional classy person Janice Dickinson recorded for Harvey Levin, the managing edior of paparazzi clearinghouse TMZ. Like an even trashier version of the Donald vs. Rosie feud (who would’ve thought that’s even possible?), the video just oozes with scumbaginess and desperation. We’re not really sure what all this about – probably something to do with grainy footage of Janice’s old crotch or what have you, but here’s her rant, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Simultaneously, for the first time ever, men around the country realize that Carmen Electra actually has a face.
For more pictures of Carmen’s new look, cick here. Then leave your captions in the comments.
Nothing gets our Sandman goin’ like Neil Patrick Harris “taking care of business”! Only the most charming of actors can still make sh*tting all over themselves adorable.
You know, it’s not everyday that we arrive at work to find a package of pornography waiting for us at our desk. The good people at Vivid Video provided us with a complementary copy of the Kim Kardashian & Ray J sex tape that nobody really seems to care about, but can now be viewed by all, presumably in the hopes that the tape’s tenuous connection to “celebrity” would be significant enough for us to write about. But being that she’s most famous for being pals with Paris Hilton and the daughter of the dude who helped OJ get away with murder, and that Ray J is known primarily for being Brandy’s brother and making this tape, it’s not really all that relevant. But we’re bored and it’s porn, so why not? We watched it so you don’t have to, and here’s what we discovered:
00:01 – We fade in on Kim K. & Ray J sitting on a bed, wearing bathrobes, in what appears to be a Motel 6. We immediately notice the superior production design, cinematography and mise-en-scene in comparison to Paris’ infamous “night-vision goggles capturing sexual awkwardness” tape. There’s a title montage with some awesome iMovie effects.
01:00 – Kim K is sittting on the floor in front of a mirror putting on some make-up, presumably in preparation for getting herself f*cked on camera. Ray J gets himself prepared/psyched by talking to the camera and fake-rapping.
Yesterday, we brought you Adam Sandler’s sidekick Matzah Ball. Today, we bring you a monkey and a bulldog doing sit-ups. Makes us want to move to Japan, if only they wouldn’t treat us like literal movie monsters.