ICYMI: David Fincher’s 6-6-6 Tribute


David Fincher’s Zodiac comes out today, so the folks over at Dave & Thomas decided to commemorate the event by featuring some of the director’s best work. Head over there now for their 6 favorite Fincher commercials, 6 favorite music videos, and 6 favorite movie clips/trailers. I included the Fincher-directed video for The Wallflowers “6th Avenue Heartache” below, because we haven’t featured a Wallflowers video on BWE.tv since… ever.

Link via Gorillamask

A Show That’s So Easy, Even A Caveman Can Do It


geico_caveman.jpgFinally- my prayers have been answered. According to Variety, ABC is producing a pilot based on… wait for it… the Geico Cavemen!

“Cavemen” will revolve around three pre-historic men who must battle prejudice as they attempt to live as normal thirtysomethings in modern Atlanta.

I can’t wait. The Geico cavemen have been the funniest thing on TV for years now, it makes sense to give them their own show. I just hope they make sure that every episode doesn’t revolve around car insurance. Oh, and if that f**king gecko makes a cameo- I’m out.

Learn more about the Caveman show by clicking here. What do you think? Are you going to tune in?

SIZZLER: Brangelina Stop Off In Vietnam To Grab Some Pho Soup, A Child


brangelinanam.jpgUs Weekly is reporting that the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the patron saints of third-world orphans, are currently in the process of adopting another child, this time in ‘Nam:

“Yes, they have started the procedure to adopt a child in Vietnam,” Vu Duc Long, director of Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, confirms to Us Weekly .


“They have to follow all the procedures like any other American,” Long told Us. “They will have to work with the American side. No priority will be given to them, that means they will be treated equally as any other people.”

Looks like Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh are going to get a new addition to their tiny little United Nations Nursery. No word yet on what the Vietnamese child will be named, but we’re pulling for Long Duc Dong. If there’s one thing Brangelina needs, it’s a Donger.

ICYMI: CNN Anchor’s Sexual Harassment Isn’t Nearly As Funny On Camera As It Was Backstage


Glenn Beck is a veritable master of the comedic arts. Take this clip, for exampe, in which Beck, while discussing the American Idol nudie pictures, unleashes so much hilarity upon a female Us Weekly staffer that she’s left in a state of paralysis. This will be the most awkward moment you see all day.

(via Gawker)

UPDATE: My bad on the Fox News thing. Just seemed like something they’d do.

While You Were Hoping Angelina Adopts You Next


  • antonella_barba_nude.jpgDespite a subpar performance, and erotic photos floating around the web, Antonella Barba was not one of the four contestants eliminated from American Idol last night. Fans think her mix of lack of talent plus ability to act slutty make her the perfect successor to Britney Spears.
  • The owners of the land on which Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral takes place today are charging members of the media up to $5,000 per camera to cover the event. Because, you know, it would’ve been kind of tacky if they asked for $6,000.
  • Madonna has a secret museum where she keeps all of her favorite stage and screen outfits. Technically, it has more dinosaur remains than the Museum of Natural History.
  • After holding a seance, a “psychic to the stars” announced that Lucille Ball said she loved Ellen Degeneres’ performance at the Academy Awards. She also mentioned that the ceremony was so long she wished she was alive so she could wish that she was dead.
  • Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay has slammed reports that he’s taking a break from music. So rest easy, people- apparently Jamiroquai is still making music and isn’t stopping anytime soon. Apparently. Whew.

Best Night Ever for Thursday, March 1st!


It’s Best Night Ever for Thursday, March 1st! Mindy Raf is here to bob through the best moments of Thursday night TV, including: Survivor: Fiji, Scrubs, 30 Rock, and sadly, the last American Idol until Tuesday.




  • TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE: Oh sweet Jesus, thank you. Jeremy Piven has been spotted around town without his toupee! He’s still no Billy Zane, but this is a huge improvement! (CityRag)
  • PLANTING YOUR SEED IN CHURCH: British songstress and girl you probably don’t really care about Charlotte Church has announced that she’s pregnant, meaning that now she’s binge eating for two. (The Sun)
  • REALITY SHOW: Supermodelb Naomi Campell is on the verge of having her own reality show on MTV, featuring her interviewing 6 people to find a new personal assistant. The name of the show? Five Dead People. (Entertainment Wise)
  • BEST QUOTE: Regarding Hugh Grant‘s break-up with Jemima Khan “Jemima was ready to introduce her mother to the new man in her life over a meal when Hugh breezed in with two plastic bags of curry from the local Indian restaurant, plonked them on the table and said: ‘Tuck in, girls!’” (Mollygood)
  • WORST QUOTE: Robin Williams on Tennis: “It’s weird when you watch women’s tennis now with all the grunting and shouting. It’s a bit like phone sex. So you have to be very careful not to get too excited.” (Us Magazine)
  • BONUS LINK!: Cute Baby from the front, Obese Middle-Aged Housewife from the back.




  • A man was arrested for trying to cash a $50,000 check from God. Since when is an “answered prayer” against the law?
  • The “doing meth naked while watching gay porn” principal is not someone you’d want to spend too many after-school detentions with.
  • Stephen Hawking is scheduled to expereince weightless air travel on a flight operated by Zero Gravity Corp. I bet that will look hilarious.
  • Speaking of space, Momofuku Ando, the mangod who invented Ramen Noodles had his remains blasted into space. He must’ve saved a lot of money for such an extravagant funeral. I wonder how?
  • Today is National Pig Day.