- Andy Dick was forcibly removed from The Jimmy Kimmel Show Friday night for inappropriately touching Ivanka Trump. It’s presumed that Dick enjoyed being thrown out by the bouncers more than he enjoyed touching Ivanka Trump.
- A judge has ruled that Parisexposed.com can no longer sell videos of Paris Hilton. Paris, though, has full permission to continue making videos and acting like a complete idiot.
- Britney Spears thinks being single is “awesome!” It’s just like before she met K-Fed– no husband, no kids, a lot of partying… what’s not to love?
- Miss USA Tara Conner admits she still craves drugs and alcohol. But only during the talent portion of the competiton.
- Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts defeated the Chicago Bears to win Superbowl XLI last night. Manning celebrated the victory by signing endorsement deals with the 4 companies he didn’t already have contracts with.
It’s the Best Night Ever for Sunday, February 4th! Michael Cyril Creighton is here to walk you through the best moments of Sunday night TV, including: the Colts v. the Bears in Superbowl XLI, the Pre/Halftime Show entertainment and commercials!
We learned a lot this week.
- Two artists in Boston taught us that signs depicting a cartoon character giving the middle finger can be perceived as bombs… somehow.
- Sienna Miller taught us all about Grape-Offs.
- CNN taught us that the best way to spice up a piece about Daniel Radcliffe is by inserting a random shot of a topless guy reading a wrestling book.
- DJ AM taught us that all you need to land a babe like Mandy Moore is the ability to play records and… that’s it.
- Tyra Banks taught us it’s okay to be fat. Just don’t call her fat.
- Joe Francis taught us that he’s just as sleazy as we thought he was.
- VH1 taught us that we’re waaaay too socially awkward to be included in a TV show about bloggers. Thanks guys.
- And finally, you all taught us that we’re not going to lose Zarf without a fight. Sign that petition!
What else happened this week? Tune in to Best Week Ever tonight at 11 and all weekend long to find out!
But before we go, here’s Nick Kroll’s touching NSFW tribute to Barbaro. Nobody will miss that damn horse as much as Nick.
Everybody’s obsessing over Ego Trip’s The White Rapper Show. Seriously, I get about 5 people a day asking me if I watch it because they need to talk about it. Since I’m a few episodes behind I’m utterly useless, but that didn’t stop me from checking out these three clips. Enjoy.
Click below for two more clips.
Yeah, pretty much what the title says. A website, called the J-Archive, has over 1,000 games archived from 1984, when the show premiered, to today. Quiz yourself on everything from “Potent Potables” to “Hitchcock’s Blondes” to “Kings Names Haakon” (for real). It’s strangely addictive, and we have a feeling we know what Alex Trebek does on sleepless nights: reading old questions aloud to 3 sleeping cats and a dog in his study. And then laughing hysterically to himself.
Now, if only the website could bring back his moustache… Sob.
(Please Note: This post was the fastest and easiest way for us to post the included picture. Have a nice weekend, kids.)
Shea Hess can’t help it– she likes to watch. Cheesy DVD’s, that is. In this all new edition of I Like To Watch, Shea walks us through three brand new DVD releases: Dane Cook’s Employee of the Month, Mexican Werewolf in Texas and Open Season. Check it out now!
We’re going to take a moment to be sincere- something that doesn’t happen often on this site. Earlier in the week we wrote a post based on an inaccurate quote attributed to Dustin Diamond. The actual quote (which has been mis-quoted on other sites) was, “I’m going to mold and sell my beast. And you know what, I will not give free copies away to friends or anything else, I might give one to Kimberley Locke, she needs one.” We regret basing a post around the erroneous quote, and apologize for creating any misunderstanding as to Mr. Diamond’s actual intent.
We’re continuing our February 2, 2007 (aka 2.2.7.) celebration here at BWE with the theme song to our favorite 80’s sitcom (after Out of This World of course). Don’t forget to thank us in 3 hours when you can’t get it out of your head!
Unless Conversational Jackee is more your thing…
Also, we threw in the Amen theme song after the jump, just cause it seems right! Can someone please get both these themes on mp3 for me?
*This title barely won out to “What Up My Spin-Stahhhs?”
An Open Letter to the Writers of The Office:
Dear Office Writers,
We’ve waiting nearly a year and a half to see Pam and Jim get together. We saw months of mutual flirting, a broken heart, a broken engagement. We watched Jim move to Stamford, then back to Scranton, then endured Pam and new girlfriend Karen engage in many a mope-off. And after all this, after all the ups and downs, now you are subjecting us to contrived Fruedian slips, drawn out confrontations, and a sunken-eyed Jim. Well, it needs to end. Now. We’re not sure how many more of these episodes we can sit through without tearing the hair out of our heads. Having to hear Pam say “I need a boyfriend” in front of Jim was going too far. And the saddest part? We’re starting not to care anymore. “The hell with all of ‘em!” we said out loud last night.
The Best Week Ever.tv Staff, specifically, Michelle
Last night’s episode was hilaaaariouuuus! And good to see Steve Carrell back into his old groove — this was definitely the Michael Scott we were starting to miss! Nothing like hearing him talk a big game and then squirm out from underneath the stripper, feeling as though he was cheating on Jan with the very essence of Tide. And Michael at the sex shop was brilliant. But even better than that… TODD PACKER! We can’t tell you how many of our co-workers we greeted today with “Brett Roberts… tall, queer, handsome as ever!” Let’s add a p.s. to the above letter: MORE TODD PACKER.
So yes, many quotable quotes in this episode, with fine performances from each and every character (Dwight and Angela in partick) — but overall, the plot felt a little stale. There’s only so long they can draw the Pam Jim out thing, for real. Do you guys agree or am I all alone here?
We also would like to add that 30 Rock was amazing — we even enjoyed Tina Fey! And that anything involving doll hands and legs makes us LOL x infinity (thank you, Paul Ruebens.)
Who knew that the lanky late night host looked so good in dem Daisy Dukes?