Since we don’t have a new show this week, it’s up to you to choose who is having the Best Week Ever! The choices:

• Chico, the former goat herder and male stripper who become the first Arab to top the British pop singles chart?
• Robots, who through the kindness of the U.S. Army, finally get to harm humans. 
• James Lipton, who’s show Inside the Actors Studio has returned to having A-List actors, including Al Pacino, Don Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr., Dustin Hoffman, and Tom Hanks. 
• Or Haldis Gundersen, who due to a confused worker in the bar below, got beer instead of water out of her faucet.

Vote in the comments section! (Write-in candidates welcome…)

In celebration of St. Patty’s Day binge drinking yourself into an unholy oblivion with dyed beer, our friends over at CRACKED Magazine have created some handy greeting cards to share with friends, loved ones, and random people you plan on alienating later tonight with your neanderthal-esque behavior.

Via Boing Boing, I have found the single greatest alarm clock in the history of recorded time. 

Oh, how many times I’ve wanted to shoot my alarm clock…